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LOL @ Kasowitz's new website and profile pics
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Date: December 17th, 2017 7:59 PM Author: Gold Ceo they made all the pics angry and pissed off, in black and white
I think they're going for a "tough litigator" image firmwide, but it looks ridiculous
e.g., http://www.kasowitz.com/people/search-results/?position=partner&page=2 http://www.kasowitz.com/# |
Date: December 17th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal property LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944404) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Trip garrison digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944420) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: olive old irish cottage rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944428) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Dark point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944433) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: Buff stage WHO THE FUCK YOU LOOKING FOR? YOU LOOKING AT ME? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951902) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:58 PM Author: Unholy school newt they should have included an explanation point too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951907) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: Lascivious shimmering theater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951965) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:18 AM Author: razzle-dazzle private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503858) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:51 AM Author: Lime Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504345) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: Unholy school newt lol.
marc kasowitz trying to cover up his exposure as a shit lawyer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:04 PM Author: olive old irish cottage rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944429) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: Provocative fiercely-loyal property a bunch of bad elliot ness type dudes who will BRACE the fuck out of you if you send a snarky email about how they're alcoholic basket-cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944438) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: Unholy school newt AGGRESSIVE. RELENTLESS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944436) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Sepia Site scary! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509963) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Unholy school newt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHWLLn5Z4A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509965) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: Chartreuse Factory Reset Button Knife This fucking shitlaw firm pays lockstep and my firm doesn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944453) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: Unholy school newt (disgruntled Greenberg Traurig service "shareholder") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944460) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:29 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coral Jewess Meetinghouse lol, I know one of those irl that makes 300k. Lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944610) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coral Jewess Meetinghouse Twist: no it doesnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944519) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: Fragrant Bonkers Stead Jap Lol what a joke. Half of these ppl are actually frowning in their pictures. What a shit profession.
This faggot looks more like he got fucked in the ass without a reach around rather than intimidating:
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/albert-j-delgado/
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: Aquamarine Autistic House CR. Exhibit A as to why this profession is shit. You get to spend all day arguing about minutiae with miserable sacks of shit who take frowning angry photos to show how tough they are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944606) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:30 AM Author: umber internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946983) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Unholy school newt u: shitting ur pants when you receive a discovery deficiency letter from her
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/danielle-r-gill/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coral Jewess Meetinghouse Georgetown University Law Center J.D., magna cum laude, 2011 Emory University B.A., 2007
Jesus, imagine the chip she has on her shoulder with those shit creds. |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: blathering hissy fit ITE was hell. If she were magna GULC in 2006 she’d be a partner at Gibson Dunn right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952469) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Razzle parlour "hey, i hear you're behind on your payments."
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/manuel-a-fernandez/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Unholy school newt lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944629) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:35 PM Author: Aquamarine Autistic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: Blue dead coldplay fan University of Miami School of Law J.D., summa cum laude, 1987 |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: brilliant mentally impaired national security agency associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945005) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:33 PM Author: supple abnormal circlehead !! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945049) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: cocky area fat ankles Lol and he's not even a litigator. He's a real estate tranny guy. What a fucking badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952409) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:02 PM Author: supple abnormal circlehead this is still like 30x funnier than every other post here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952414) |
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Date: January 15th, 2019 1:12 AM Author: Unholy school newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#37593702) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:40 PM Author: Aquamarine Autistic House Peter Griffin: BREAKFAST
You: <><>NO BREAKFAST<><>
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/ann-m-st-peter-griffith/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coral Jewess Meetinghouse Bet her shits smell like death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944708) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: brilliant mentally impaired national security agency associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945008) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:43 PM Author: vigorous space really tough guy http://www.kasowitz.com/people/barry-rutcofsky/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944689) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:35 PM Author: Gold Ceo that's one of the relatively friendly pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946164) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: Blue dead coldplay fan http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3263/kim-heather-800x600.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944710) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:49 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coral Jewess Meetinghouse Seriously tho, for shitlaw, the females are super ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944737) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: Blue dead coldplay fan http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3249/gao-tian-800x600.jpg http://www.kasowitz.com/media/3258/ho-tiffany-800x600.jpg |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Coral Jewess Meetinghouse I stand by my statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945106) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 8:51 PM Author: vigorous space really tough guy moonlights as a dominatrix ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34944754) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: supple abnormal circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945055) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:08 PM Author: Misunderstood Doctorate very sexy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945932) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: supple abnormal circlehead kasowitz seems like the kind of firm that might sue over this thread and get everyone's ip address. i regret posting itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945066) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: Aquamarine Autistic House (John Doe 4, hereinafter referred to as "cuck") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945088) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: coiffed glittery cuck they got 786 not even 305 area codes. fuck those cellphone faggots/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Dark point I just emailed this thread to Marc Kasowitz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945979) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: Gold Ceo he better not send this dood who looks like a bouncer after me
http://www.kasowitz.com/people/jonathan-k-waldrop/ |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Lascivious shimmering theater David W. Fermino thinks you're a real piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34945981) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Gold Ceo you should watch the videos on Kasowitz's new site; it's like a bunch of really lame ads for Law and Order
gotta wonder who fucked this up in marketing |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Gold Ceo http://www.kasowitz.com/people/steven-c-carlson/
This "tough" pic is even more hilarious because he's a shit lawyer IRL |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: blathering hissy fit Yale grad and fed circuit clerk, but works at Kasowitz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952495) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 11:32 PM Author: drab filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946145) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 12:58 AM Author: Unholy school newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34946507) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 4:29 AM Author: umber internal respiration "I'll fight for you."
"I pooped."
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Date: December 18th, 2017 6:54 PM Author: Unholy school newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34951875) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: blathering hissy fit Shitlaw life hack: you don’t have to pay for good dental insurance if you don’t show your teeth in your firm bio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34952513) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: blathering hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510110) |
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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:34 AM Author: blathering hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#34956530) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:15 AM Author: Unholy school newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181514) |
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Date: January 18th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: electric domesticated becky What a hilarious mix of mafia bosses and rat-faced men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35181528) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:51 AM Author: brilliant mentally impaired national security agency associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503945) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: Unholy school newt lol http://www.kasowitz.com/at-a-glance/our-ethos/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503851) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 1:55 AM Author: Blue dead coldplay fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YviYufXRw0g&t=12 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35503970) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:22 AM Author: umber internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35504045) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: umber internal respiration The "WE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU" prole braggadocio is humorous, but "We understand . . . what is market" tacked on at the end for the trannies is just pathetic.
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: jade dashing turdskin In the heat of negotiations someone with a bigger dick at a better firm is going to bring up that quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510082) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:48 AM Author: Chartreuse Factory Reset Button Knife We understand our clients' business and what is market.
What does that mean? Is that a typo or am I not getting something? |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Unholy school newt i had the same confusion. i guess the poast above yours explains it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35509938) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: blathering hissy fit I still don’t get it. But I’m not a trannie. Maybe it’s like saying “we’ve done this so we know comps to your deal and can call bullshit if someone does something wacky or misses a signature page” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3832420&forum_id=2#35510160) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: Unholy school newt yeah i'm a litfag so figured "knowing market" might be some term of art those dudes use.
i agree with your thought but wouldnt they want to get their client something BETTER than "market?" |