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Legally: 5 homeless guys kicking your dog hard; you shoot them all. Charges?
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess let's say you're on a grassy park near your home in a large suburb. you see a friendly homeless guy call your dog over and he starts petting it. then like 4 scruffy teenagers walk over, the original guy gets up and they start kicking your dog in the face, ribs, your dog is howling. you run up on them pull out your 9 and double tap headshots to each of them. you call 911 and say "i just shot some guys killing my pet in the park, the address is x, i placed my firearm against the wall, and am waiting unarmed, but i need to go to a vet soon, please hurry."
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: sick psychic multi-billionaire jurisdiction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090855) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess 1) evanston, ill
2) jax, fla |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Milky Roast Beef race of me, perps, dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090870) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess everyone is white but the golden retriever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090876) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: maize coldplay fan national Plea to 10 yrs, no cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090982) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Curious navy lay (MAF turdskin lab) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091294) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: startling sienna ladyboy hall edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090881) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: aromatic scarlet house quadroon if I was on that jury, I would vote to convict for murder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090872) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090879) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: aromatic scarlet house quadroon you don't kill humans for a fucking dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090888) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor Fuuuuuuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090915) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:38 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop this is why we have voir dire, ladies and gentlemen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090919) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:39 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor I would lie like a bastard to get onto that jury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090925) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop Well, I'll just point out, you'd be, you know, under oath ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:41 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor Fuuuuuuck you too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090944) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop Cool, thats cool. Just wanted to clarify about the, you know, willingness to perjure yourself--not that it says something about you or anything. Just pointing it out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090957) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor Thanks for clarifying, hoss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090963) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: aromatic scarlet house quadroon cr. dog-lovers are some of the biggest psychopaths there are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091021) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: crusty titillating boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091356) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:41 PM Author: Rambunctious Reading Party Piazza I would never convict this guy. Perfect chance for jury nullification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090942) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor Exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090952) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Alcoholic cumskin parlor It would depend entirely on his character evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091040) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop lol, as opposed to depending on the jury instructions ...
what if no one opens the door to character evidence? |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 11:16 PM Author: laughsome foreskin not even a litigator and i knew that crim defendants don't need the door opened
https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rule_404 |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: stirring bisexual keepsake machete Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092073) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy university water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35100970) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Azure Flatulent Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101092) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:42 PM Author: Tan slimy pistol alpha Gas yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091258) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: crusty titillating boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091360) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: razzle public bath You're a fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091749) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Exhilarant Buff Spot Jew acquital and parade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090877) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor You'd get an acquittal from me. I would 100% cap someone who was beating my dog that badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090887) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:33 PM Author: Obsidian diverse immigrant chapel usually you cant use lethal force in defense of property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090893) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090907) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:39 PM Author: aromatic scarlet house quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090921) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: maize coldplay fan national Not in Texas after dark if it’s worth more than a horse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090986) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:47 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop hahaha i dont entirely disbelieve this ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090991) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:33 PM Author: offensive trust fund like, 1 kick or repeatedly kicking the dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090895) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Abnormal indian lodge 2nd degree murder x 5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090902) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop Nobody here is asking the essential question: Was your dogbro acting like an asshole beforehand. You know deep down he can, sometimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35090989) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: Fuchsia Library Cuckold What are you supposed to do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091071) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop mysteries of the world, huh.
probably not double tap headshots. |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Fuchsia Library Cuckold So I can shoot them in the leg? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091278) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop maybe one. the others will scatter. id do a warning shot in the air first though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091347) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess legally we're stuck in the past where farmers used dogs to herd animals or for hunting. the idea of pets and emotional bonds is newer than the law. i think you get arrested for aggravated manslaughter with a firearm, maybe 3rd degree murder but you get morally acquitted or you appeal that the law needs to change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091241) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:44 PM Author: indecent puce home depressive You have to start fighting with fists first to defend your dog, and then when they turn on you, you immediately start firing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091266) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Fuchsia Library Cuckold So give them a chance to beat your ass first? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091276) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: soul-stirring stage dragon Basically yeah. Let them hit you enough that you have a credible self defense claim. Punch a couple dudes in the face, let them hit you too. Stomp you out even. Then you roll away, pull out and go call of duty on everyone. The cops find you wounded, crying and utterly distraught.
Note that you might not get to kill anyone that starts to run away. It’d be dumb to have some guy shot in the back 30 feet from everyone else |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop one was black dindu. Pepper thy anus in atty fees when criminal charge brought against you by reluctant prosecutor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091353) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: Drab fortuitous meteor genital piercing (Guy who has thought about this hiepo before) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091354) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: soul-stirring stage dragon Lol no I just spent 30 seconds. Also plot twist I’m black lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091366) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091371) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:08 PM Author: soul-stirring stage dragon If I’m an older black sheriff Clark looking motherfucker I wouldn’t even have to hire an attorney. The right will make me some Uncle Tom poster boy for gun rights. The libs will just short circuit I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091399) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 9:51 AM Author: Histrionic wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101073) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy university water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35102005) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: laughsome foreskin Real talk:
Charge will be homicide but,
1) Pets are considered property, in general you can't use deadly force to defend property and you're not in your home, so castle doctrine also fails.
2) Extreme mental or emotional disturbance is best defense; some jurisdictions it is a complete defense and others it is a mitigating factor. Still, chance it would NOT apply because acting so calm right after tends to show you weren't disturbed.
3) If you're in ARE COUNTRY, some states have old laws where you could defend cattle or farm animals with lethal force, could try to make an argument to the appeals court that the law should be expanded to pets in keeping with "intent" of statute
Jury - almost certainly a mistrial, maybe an acquital
Bench trial - Judge might be bound to rule out emotional disturbance since you were apparently calm and able to think rationally during and after the incident |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:38 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop "Jury - almost certainly a mistrial, maybe an acquital"
Five people are dead. Lol aint no mistrial or acquittal. |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess only a moron would take a bench trial. you want white males, particularly military combat vets and people with kids and pets. no minorities or women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091761) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: laughsome foreskin might be OK with women but ljl if you're in chinatown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091772) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop Heh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091816) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: laughsome foreskin http://www.news-press.com/picture-gallery/news/2017/11/29/mistrial-declared-in-lehigh-acres-multiple-murder-trial/108129232/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091766) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:02 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess slightly different unless the cop blurts out me and my dad were irish refugees held in ICE detention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091848) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:04 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop Judge declared mistrial thanks to dipshit witness commenting on defendants immigration status? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091863) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:07 PM Author: laughsome foreskin point was your post implied that there would never be a mistrial in a multiple homicide, it is possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091895) |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:14 AM Author: Blue Adulterous Stead jesus fucking christ, it's like you didn't go to law school. there are neckbeard legal dilettantes on reddit who are more savvy and incisive than you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35130005) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:09 PM Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring prole shrine I'd convict you of 5 counts of voluntary manslaughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091913) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:10 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess why splitting the baby in half? why not let me walk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091918) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:12 PM Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring prole shrine Because killing 5 people is a complete overreaction to what was happening. You could've simply taken out your gun and warned them to stop.
Enjoy 20 yrs state prison @85%. |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:15 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess would you want those kind of people walking the streets?
would you be seriously scared being in the same room with a guy with no criminal history other than protecting his family pet from thugs? |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:18 PM Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring prole shrine You just, unnecessarily, killed 5 people. I'm sure plenty of people have been sent to prison for voluntary manslaughter who had no major criminal record before the incident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35091997) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess people die for all kinds of reasons; cancer, car wrecks, etc.
if i heard of people kicking a pet to death for fun i'd say they deserve to die. and a headshot is painless. |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: Insane gaming laptop Quite brutally as well. Double head tap repeated five times a bit much, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092034) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Orchid Provocative Jewess a single shot could just blind them or vegetative state. i was thinking of efficient painless death that quickly saves the pet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092042) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 10:14 AM Author: Rambunctious Reading Party Piazza It's actually a net positive to society though. That's why I'd vote for jury nullification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101174) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 10:25 AM Author: Insane gaming laptop it would be a big net negative as youve just sanctioned deadly force X5 for people kicking your dogbro. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 11:44 AM Author: Rambunctious Reading Party Piazza A world with more dogs and less humans = CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101759) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 11:51 AM Author: Insane gaming laptop Ask a Russian.
"white god" movie. |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: fishy associate twinkling uncleanness Would totally suck, but I'm guessing the 5 homeless fucks have mental issues. I'd resist the urge to kill and regret it if I did and cop a plea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092032) |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 10:36 PM Author: Transparent bat-shit-crazy university water buffalo I would never even consider voting guilty for any possible charge related to this. Suspect much of the population is similar.
As an aside, with my dog I wouldn't have to worry about this because she would maul the shit out of them herself. And I say this as someone who has seen a homeless bum try to attack her. |
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Date: January 11th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: Blue Adulterous Stead this is why you are inarguably autistic.
and LOL at your POS inbred security dog being able to fend off four people. |
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Date: January 5th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Snowy Laser Beams New Version innocent on the homeless man
id have to see how hot each of the teen boys were before deciding on guilt on these counts
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Date: January 5th, 2018 11:48 PM Author: Disgusting violent school rigor Still popping a cap into spaceporn and all pumos who support him. Come at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35092596) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: spruce school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35101300) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: saffron whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35102974) |
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Date: January 7th, 2018 1:17 PM Author: Flushed Pea-brained Death Wish Institution I’d vote to acquit and then write you a check for saving the taxpayer money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3850657&forum_id=2#35102304) |