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19 YO homeschooled whackjob confused by all her LS dings

I would have dinged this hyperactive nutball in a second, to...
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
I wish there was a bug spray to spray on your LSD infesters.
at-the-ready step-uncle's house place of business
  03/27/06
This 19 y/o girl had a similar result last yr: http://www...
Green business firm
  03/27/06
REALITYPWNED. WTF kind of school would admit a child? Who...
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
if she's competent, who cares? a 21 yr old can do document r...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
agree. there's really nothing magical or particularly diffic...
pungent market deer antler
  03/27/06
titcr
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
Sounds like a hell of a career path. Your remaining pubes wo...
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
well a 21 yr old looks no different from a 25 yr old, really...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
I've got into trouble with ome girls who sure the hell looke...
effete mint ratface tanning salon
  03/27/06
I think they're more concerned about people who are both you...
Massive idiot sneaky criminal
  03/27/06
she sounds like me, except a fundie with a lower lsat.
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
Were you homeschooled?
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
oh, no, definitely not. i just mean the age and many dings.
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
HTF did you get your degree at 18? I don't understand the re...
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
well i had a fairly normal adolescence. i was never, ever ad...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
Hmm, I've learned something tonight: Wisconsin is a TTT.
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
ha ouch not really. hardly anyone does that. in fact, i t...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
Dood, that's not that special. I had the same option to gra...
razzle-dazzle jew
  03/27/06
you did? from college? how? i saw an advantage cuz i can ...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
I graduated HS just after I turned 17 with about 80 hours (I...
razzle-dazzle jew
  03/27/06
well i have a single mom and my dad is not helping and the m...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
Bummer. Are you still trying to go to LS?
razzle-dazzle jew
  03/27/06
not now. maybe in the future.
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
It's vastly overrated.
razzle-dazzle jew
  03/27/06
sounds like it. i wanna try my hand at investing first, sinc...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
That sounds very interesting, but, I'm a fairly risk adverse...
razzle-dazzle jew
  03/27/06
long/short equity value. so i would short overvalued stocks ...
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
Did you see the link I posted in another thread for you abou...
Amber ticket booth giraffe
  03/27/06
Don, I really think finance and investing, not law, is the p...
Orchid Well-lubricated Crotch Meetinghouse
  03/27/06
Technical analysis? Go to law school before you cost a lo...
Orange Mood Stock Car
  03/27/06
If you are so poor, why do you spend all day fuckign around ...
effete mint ratface tanning salon
  03/27/06
How was it awkward for you?
Amber ticket booth giraffe
  03/27/06
ummm. very awkward? Life has gotten less awkward since t...
razzle-dazzle jew
  03/27/06
I meant why was it awkward? Did you want to hang out with a...
Amber ticket booth giraffe
  03/27/06
exactly, lol, who wants to hang out with jc kids, when i too...
ebony therapy pistol
  03/27/06
were there no hot girls/boys in jc? I always enjoyed hanging...
Motley Rusted Love Of Her Life
  03/27/06
...
self-centered rambunctious spot goyim
  03/27/06
"I believe you got Baranzied (sp?)....I didn't read tha...
Glittery Pale School
  03/27/06
hahhhahahhahaa i was 18 tho
violent overrated roast beef
  03/27/06
I responded You're a moron for applying to Jesuit schools...
stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren
  03/27/06
You have a prestigious moniker on LSD.
Stirring partner
  03/27/06
ty
stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren
  03/27/06
Dood, you called her a jew?
spectacular brindle background story hominid
  03/27/06
yes, why? is that bad?
stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren
  03/27/06
Not at all. I really enjoyed it and found it hilarious that...
spectacular brindle background story hominid
  03/27/06
ty, i thought it was funny too but i didn't want to offend a...
stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren
  03/27/06
Good idea. It think its safe to call people jews though, wi...
spectacular brindle background story hominid
  03/27/06
I agree. I think it's an appropriate rebuttal when people do...
stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren
  03/27/06
Ha, I'm surprised so many people on there are taking you ser...
Sepia concupiscible brunch travel guidebook
  03/27/06
I know, it's ridiculous. obviously i'm fucking wasted and sp...
stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren
  03/27/06
I still think there had to be more to Barzini getting Barzin...
Carnelian University
  03/27/06
Yup. Other young applicants haven't run into these problems....
Sepia concupiscible brunch travel guidebook
  03/27/06
It's seemed to me that law schools are more concerned about ...
Massive idiot sneaky criminal
  03/27/06
Why would someone want to graduate early with that kind of G...
Sepia concupiscible brunch travel guidebook
  03/27/06
Right. Accelerated degree implies you're really bright, but ...
Motley Rusted Love Of Her Life
  03/27/06
this person should go back to school, take some fluff classe...
Heady twinkling uncleanness
  03/27/06
"one would think the anti-war stuff and the religious w...
Insane Black Point Sandwich
  03/27/06
Nah. Nuttiness isn't directional. Nutty + nutty is greater...
Talented half-breed
  03/27/06
180
Hairless khaki dingle berry hell
  03/27/06
i loved that comment. and the smiley after it.
internet-worthy piazza
  03/27/06
Hey Don
Motley Rusted Love Of Her Life
  03/27/06


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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:47 AM
Author: Stirring partner

I would have dinged this hyperactive nutball in a second, too:

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,57834.0.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436712)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:50 AM
Author: at-the-ready step-uncle's house place of business

I wish there was a bug spray to spray on your LSD infesters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436735)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:49 AM
Author: Green business firm

This 19 y/o girl had a similar result last yr:

http://www.lawschoolnumbers.com/display.php?user=donbarzini

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436725)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Stirring partner

REALITYPWNED.

WTF kind of school would admit a child? Who in the hell would want to hire a 21 year old lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436762)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

if she's competent, who cares? a 21 yr old can do document review and fetch coffee as well as a 27 yr old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436780)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: pungent market deer antler

agree. there's really nothing magical or particularly difficult about 1st year BIGLAW, other than the hours. the work doesnt require too much maturity or mental acuity. discipline maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436785)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436834)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:07 AM
Author: Stirring partner

Sounds like a hell of a career path. Your remaining pubes would be growing in by the time you got to take depositions. And everyone, including your clients, would take you seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436854)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

well a 21 yr old looks no different from a 25 yr old, really. it's not like 11 and 15. if some kid who was 21 said he was 25, no one would bat an eye. and vice versa. you cannot really reliably tell.

plus, i suppose most biglawyers are twinks anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436858)





Date: March 27th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: effete mint ratface tanning salon

I've got into trouble with ome girls who sure the hell looked 18...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438168)





Date: March 27th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: Massive idiot sneaky criminal

I think they're more concerned about people who are both young and who haven't completed 3-4 years of formal study after graduating from high school. It gives them less to go on when they're estimating academic performance and evaluating how someone does in a traditional academic setting. In her case, it looks worse because she didn't spend much time in a classroom setting as a child, and didn't seem to perform very well during the period she was enrolled in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438175)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

she sounds like me, except a fundie with a lower lsat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436760)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Stirring partner

Were you homeschooled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436771)





Date: March 27th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

oh, no, definitely not. i just mean the age and many dings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436778)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Stirring partner

HTF did you get your degree at 18? I don't understand the reasoning behind putting a kid on a super-accelerated track. Didn't you want a normal adolescence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436792)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

well i had a fairly normal adolescence. i was never, ever advanced in grades until i was 17, when i graduated from HS. then i did college in just 3 semesters (but i got a real, 4 yr degree from UW-Madison). that's how i got through fast.

i didnt go to college at 14 or some shit. that would've been awful.

i did it by taking a shitload of college classes in HS. it was all free, so i maxed it out. plus, i was already in a lot of advanced classes. i took calc II when i was 16 for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436844)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: Stirring partner

Hmm, I've learned something tonight: Wisconsin is a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436886)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

ha ouch

not really. hardly anyone does that. in fact, i think i am probably the first ever and the joint has been around for like 150 yrs. so they dont hand out degreees in 3 semesters usually.

i just really pushed hard in HS and took a load of college classes.

and i got a 177 when i was 18 yrs old, so i must not be too stupid. so it's not like they give degrees to idiots in 5 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436906)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

Dood, that's not that special. I had the same option to graduate at 18 but I didn't see any advantage to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436925)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:18 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

you did? from college? how?

i saw an advantage cuz i can make money sooner and save on tuition. i am much better off financially now cuz i did that.

maybe others have done it, but not often, and prolly not at UW, which isnt known for overachievers. it's the #1 party school after all. not the #1 dweeb school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436942)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

I graduated HS just after I turned 17 with about 80 hours (I took evening community college classes starting junior year [having my mom drive me to college was incredibly awkward]). My parents payed for everything in college, so, I double majored and had a lot of fun. I don't really regret it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436967)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

well i have a single mom and my dad is not helping and the mom doesnt have a huge amount of savings. so i had to get through ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436981)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

Bummer. Are you still trying to go to LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437000)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

not now. maybe in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437005)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

It's vastly overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437025)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

sounds like it. i wanna try my hand at investing first, since that it what interests me most, and for a very successful investor, the money dwarfs law. alhtough most people are not very successful of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437033)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

That sounds very interesting, but, I'm a fairly risk adverse fellow. What is your investment strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437058)





Date: March 27th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

long/short equity value. so i would short overvalued stocks and go long on undervalued ones. my strategy incorporates momentum/technical analysis and is, for this reason, almost unique i think, although AQR Capital Management (huge and very successful Greenwich, CT hedge fund) does something sorta similar. the manager, cliff asness, is a multibillionaire now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437142)





Date: March 27th, 2006 4:24 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth giraffe

Did you see the link I posted in another thread for you about the 60 Minutes segment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437266)





Date: March 27th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Orchid Well-lubricated Crotch Meetinghouse

Don, I really think finance and investing, not law, is the path for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438030)





Date: March 27th, 2006 11:09 AM
Author: Orange Mood Stock Car

Technical analysis?

Go to law school before you cost a lot of people a lot of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438290)





Date: March 27th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: effete mint ratface tanning salon

If you are so poor, why do you spend all day fuckign around on this website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438176)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth giraffe

How was it awkward for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437009)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

ummm. very awkward?

Life has gotten less awkward since then, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437024)





Date: March 27th, 2006 4:22 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth giraffe

I meant why was it awkward? Did you want to hang out with any of your classmates after the class session would be over at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437258)





Date: March 27th, 2006 12:02 PM
Author: ebony therapy pistol

exactly, lol, who wants to hang out with jc kids, when i took classes in high school, i just wanted to get off campus as soon as possible and away from the retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438602)





Date: March 27th, 2006 12:05 PM
Author: Motley Rusted Love Of Her Life

were there no hot girls/boys in jc? I always enjoyed hanging out with older kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438617)





Date: March 27th, 2006 9:28 AM
Author: self-centered rambunctious spot goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437986)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:02 AM
Author: Glittery Pale School

"I believe you got Baranzied (sp?)....I didn't read that you were 19"

LOL Don is famous now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436813)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:07 AM
Author: violent overrated roast beef

hahhhahahhahaa i was 18 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436847)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren

I responded

You're a moron for applying to Jesuit schools while making yourself out to be a whack-job christian right winger. Jesuits are understanding and thoughtful. Your efforts to manipulate a woman's right to choose is disgraceful to the catholic tradition. LIBERALJESUITPWN3D!

Enjoy Brooklyn Law! I will be watching your law school career at Fordham Law, in the FT division.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436839)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:10 AM
Author: Stirring partner

You have a prestigious moniker on LSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436877)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436890)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: spectacular brindle background story hominid

Dood, you called her a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436979)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:33 AM
Author: stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren

yes, why? is that bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437020)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: spectacular brindle background story hominid

Not at all. I really enjoyed it and found it hilarious that she didn't bother to respond to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437031)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:37 AM
Author: stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren

ty, i thought it was funny too but i didn't want to offend anyone on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437038)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: spectacular brindle background story hominid

Good idea. It think its safe to call people jews though, with the 'jew bitches giving blowjobs at auschwitz for protein' threads and what not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437045)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:43 AM
Author: stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren

I agree. I think it's an appropriate rebuttal when people don't agree with you for stupid reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437064)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: Sepia concupiscible brunch travel guidebook

Ha, I'm surprised so many people on there are taking you seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437046)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:41 AM
Author: stubborn gaped people who are hurt brethren

I know, it's ridiculous. obviously i'm fucking wasted and spewing incorrect BS and accusing people of being jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437052)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Carnelian University

I still think there had to be more to Barzini getting Barzini-ed than just the age thing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437032)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:42 AM
Author: Sepia concupiscible brunch travel guidebook

Yup. Other young applicants haven't run into these problems... and it's clear that LSD OP had other issues besides the age thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437059)





Date: March 27th, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Massive idiot sneaky criminal

It's seemed to me that law schools are more concerned about applicants who haven't had significant experience with higher education. Most of the young students I can think of who've been successful in law school admissions either completed 4 years of college or had some graduate school education.

The girl in question seems to have spent no more than a couple of years in a traditional classroom. I can understand why law schools would be skeptical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438301)





Date: March 27th, 2006 3:37 AM
Author: Sepia concupiscible brunch travel guidebook

Why would someone want to graduate early with that kind of GPA? If I was an adcomm that would set off a major red flag.

And why apply to so many PT programs? I can understand GULC PT with those numbers, but GW, Loyola, Fordham, etc.? Doesn't really make much sense...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437037)





Date: March 27th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Motley Rusted Love Of Her Life

Right. Accelerated degree implies you're really bright, but the 3.26 implies (depending on major) that you're either not that bright or not that hard-working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438561)





Date: March 27th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness

this person should go back to school, take some fluff classes, raise the gpa, retake the lsat, and learn how to write smart PS's.

what a fucking idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437327)





Date: March 27th, 2006 8:53 AM
Author: Insane Black Point Sandwich

"one would think the anti-war stuff and the religious whackjob stuff would cancel each other out..."

HAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437903)





Date: March 27th, 2006 8:54 AM
Author: Talented half-breed

Nah. Nuttiness isn't directional. Nutty + nutty is greater than or equal to 2(nutty).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437908)





Date: March 27th, 2006 9:24 AM
Author: Hairless khaki dingle berry hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437981)





Date: March 27th, 2006 11:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy piazza

i loved that comment. and the smiley after it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438339)





Date: March 27th, 2006 11:59 AM
Author: Motley Rusted Love Of Her Life
Subject: Hey Don

I'm curious about your ps now. Did you circulate it for comments before you applied? Maybe your ps torpedoed your apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438580)