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| Yapping out-of-control faggotry | 02/10/18 |
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| Diverse corner | 02/11/18 |
| Aquamarine provocative dilemma | 02/11/18 |
| multi-colored foreskin property | 02/11/18 |
| light electric furnace pit | 02/11/18 |
| cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt | 02/11/18 |
| Titillating shaky stage | 02/11/18 |
| cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt | 02/11/18 |
| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
| appetizing insane hall black woman | 02/10/18 |
| light electric furnace pit | 02/10/18 |
| ivory motley field factory reset button | 02/10/18 |
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| 180 private investor garrison | 02/10/18 |
| disgusting address partner | 02/11/18 |
| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
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| disgusting address partner | 02/11/18 |
| Floppy Senate Messiness | 02/10/18 |
| light electric furnace pit | 02/10/18 |
| appetizing insane hall black woman | 02/10/18 |
| Yapping out-of-control faggotry | 02/10/18 |
| pale infuriating plaza stock car | 02/10/18 |
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| 180 private investor garrison | 02/10/18 |
| trip business firm roast beef | 02/10/18 |
| ivory motley field factory reset button | 02/11/18 |
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| wine judgmental death wish | 02/11/18 |
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| Aquamarine provocative dilemma | 02/11/18 |
| Diverse corner | 11/27/20 |
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| Diverse corner | 02/11/18 |
| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
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| ivory motley field factory reset button | 02/11/18 |
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| Yapping out-of-control faggotry | 02/11/18 |
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| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
| pale infuriating plaza stock car | 02/10/18 |
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| appetizing insane hall black woman | 02/11/18 |
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| ivory motley field factory reset button | 02/11/18 |
| Milky Disrespectful Mood Range | 02/11/18 |
| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
| disgusting address partner | 02/11/18 |
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| light electric furnace pit | 02/11/18 |
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| cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt | 02/11/18 |
| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
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| Up-to-no-good Mewling Famous Landscape Painting | 02/11/18 |
| Low-t khaki therapy clown | 02/11/18 |
| laughsome stage generalized bond | 02/11/18 |
| Titillating shaky stage | 02/11/18 |
| Saffron indirect expression library | 11/27/20 |
| cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt | 02/11/18 |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: light electric furnace pit He confessed here that he is spending tonight at an ALCOHOL PARTY instead of on XO
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889124&forum_id=2#35372245 |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: light electric furnace pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376572) |
Date: February 10th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: Yapping out-of-control faggotry spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374253) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: light electric furnace pit going up to a person he's never met before, and saying "you see that big guy over there? I bet I could take him in Twilight Struggle" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374257) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Yapping out-of-control faggotry spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374263) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: black aphrodisiac meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374254) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:43 PM Author: light electric furnace pit goes up to this hot chick and starts explaining the Battle of Wagram to her. However, in his inebriated state, he is unable to correctly pronounce the name of Austrian military strategist Maximilian von Wimpffen. After six unsuccessful attempts to get the whole "pff" thing correct, he just says "fuck it, the French ended up winning big" and walks off for another beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374277) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman LOLed IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374332) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:59 PM Author: Carmine base cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374401) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:04 AM Author: black aphrodisiac meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374449) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:13 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374516) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:25 AM Author: Diverse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375258) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375863) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: multi-colored foreskin property I bet Charles has excellent pronunciation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376669) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:43 PM Author: light electric furnace pit while sober, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377425) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:33 PM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt Actually, flame. I'm one of those guys with a large vocabulary of words I only ever see in books, and when I break them out in real life it's not uncommon for me to mispronounce them.
Also in college I was mocked for how I pronounced the word "roof." |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Titillating shaky stage Omg do you rhyme it with “rough”? Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378198) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt Not quite; it's actually similar to the "ruff ruff" onomatopoeia for dogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378976) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:50 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448250) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374256) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:45 PM Author: light electric furnace pit CHAD AT PARTY: I say the greatest 19th century Pope was Benedict XIV
CHARLES: Pius VI!
CHAD: Benedict XIV!
CHARLES: Pius VI!
Charles then punches the Chad out |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:48 PM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374311) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374328) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374366) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374494) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448252) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:42 PM Author: coiffed lascivious indian lodge liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374266) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:47 PM Author: light electric furnace pit A travel shrew at the party is showing everyone her travel photos from Japan. Charles walks up and says "if Japan's so great, why did they get their asses kicked at the Battle of Noryang Point by Admiral Yi Sun-Sin?"
awkward silence follows. everyone silently agrees to ignore Charles, and she goes back to talking about how amazing the Imperial Gardens in Tokyo are. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:13 AM Author: histrionic tattoo wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374524) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: geriatric alcoholic trump supporter underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374571) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:20 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374576) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:43 PM Author: Floppy Senate Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374280) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:49 PM Author: light electric furnace pit He accidentally walks into a door. He finds this amusing and starts laughing. He walks into the door several more times, this time intentionally. By now he's bursting with laughter.
"Look at me, I'm the Austrians at the Battle of Karansebes!" |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374335) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:54 PM Author: Yapping out-of-control faggotry spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374345) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: pale infuriating plaza stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374360) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: cyan gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374362) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374371) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: trip business firm roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374375) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:00 AM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374407) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:05 AM Author: black aphrodisiac meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374457) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:06 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374467) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:44 AM Author: wine judgmental death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374773) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:25 AM Author: Diverse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375260) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:34 AM Author: ruddy dysfunction piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375655) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:38 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375868) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:49 PM Author: Diverse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448245) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448255) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 11:04 PM Author: Aquamarine provocative dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448301) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:55 PM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374356) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: light electric furnace pit He goes up to this one chick and starts telling a story about the time he met Ross Douthat and they had an argument about the writing of CS Lewis. He does not seem to recall that he has walked up to this same girl and told her the same story four times in the last half hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374372) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:59 PM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374393) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:01 AM Author: orange bateful whorehouse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374424) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:26 AM Author: Diverse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375261) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448258) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: Crimson Feces Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374359) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:00 AM Author: light electric furnace pit So this one stoner guy brought a bunch of Burger King food to the party, along with one of those paper Burger King crowns. The Burger King crown becomes a big hit. At one point, a different drunk guy (not CharlesXII) takes the crown and plops it onto CharlesXII's head.
CharlesXII, mistaking the other drunk guy for the Archbishop of Prague, promptly explains "I am the King of Bohemia!"
He grabs a lamp, yanks it out of the wall, and begins using it as his scepter. He then begins asking the "lords and ladies of the realm" (i.e., the other guests) to provide troops for his upcoming crusade against the Turks. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:00 AM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374416) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:09 AM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374485) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:24 AM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374621) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:27 AM Author: Yapping out-of-control faggotry spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374647) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:44 AM Author: wine judgmental death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374779) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:45 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374784) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Curious tan box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377411) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:52 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448259) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: pale infuriating plaza stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374363) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:05 AM Author: light electric furnace pit He goes up to the host's bookshelf and picks the thickest, heaviest book and attempts to read it. But his vision is too blurry to make out any of the letters.
"Hey I think you're book's drunk", he yells at the host |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:12 AM Author: pale infuriating plaza stock car this is also me being drunk at alcohol parties, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374509) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:14 AM Author: histrionic tattoo wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374529) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:23 AM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374607) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:52 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448260) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: orange bateful whorehouse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374369) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:08 AM Author: light electric furnace pit He locks himself in the bathroom and begins signing the Sanctus hymn from the Catholic mass. Over and over again. Another guy, who really has to pee, keeps pounding on the door to try to get in, but Charles either ignores him or cannot hear him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374478) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374488) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: orange bateful whorehouse ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374564) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:24 AM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374611) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: Milky Disrespectful Mood Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375416) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448268) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:06 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374468) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: light electric furnace pit One guy at the party keeps starting sentences with "as a lawyer..."
Charles can't take it anymore and RIPS OFF HIS PANTS, exposing his boxer shorts. He then shouts "if you're a lawyer, where is your DIAPER?" |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:12 AM Author: disgusting address partner fuckin lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374514) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: appetizing insane hall black woman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374543) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:25 AM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374627) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:26 AM Author: Yapping out-of-control faggotry spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374641) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:45 AM Author: wine judgmental death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374783) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 3:29 AM Author: Apoplectic set incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375407) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative dilemma ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375870) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: laughsome stage generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377331) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Curious tan box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377419) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448267) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:15 AM Author: bistre scourge upon the earth state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374537) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:18 AM Author: light electric furnace pit He begins affecting a fake British accent.
"I'm Winston Churchill", he says. The accent is really bad by the way. "Let me tell you about my failed military operation on the Gallipoli peninsula!"
He then begins talking about the Gallipoli campaign. Realizing that he is going to go on about Gallipoli for over an hour if they don't do something, one of the other party guests affects a fake German accent and says "oh yeah? I'm Adolf Hitler!"
Charles stops. "Hitler? Where's Hitler? I'm going to kick his fucking ass!" - he's still in character as Winston Churchill btw. Multiple people have to restrain Charles as he tries to get to "Hitler" and kick his ass. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374560) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: bistre scourge upon the earth state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374573) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:26 AM Author: Diverse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375263) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448265) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:17 AM Author: Disturbing principal's office brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374547) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:22 AM Author: light electric furnace pit One guy at the party is bragging about how he is going to business school at Berkeley - Haas.
CharlesXII interrupts and says "oh yeah? Haas isn't even a top 7 business school"
The guy briefly stops talking about Haas. Everyone glares at Charles. Then they look back at the Haas guy, who resumes talking about his future business school.
CharlesXII then begins reciting the USNWR b-school rankings from memory. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:22 AM Author: disgusting address partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374596) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:24 AM Author: Disturbing principal's office brethren cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374614) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:34 AM Author: Swollen charismatic boistinker Reminds me of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374704) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 11:51 AM Author: Heady elite parlor half-breed sonofabitch, he stole my move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376417) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448264) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:35 AM Author: Low-t khaki therapy clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374708) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:41 AM Author: light electric furnace pit He picks up his cell phone. It's CNN. He interviewed with them last week in a scheme to get an offer and demand a raise from his current employer. But being drunk as fuck, he forgets this, and immediately accepts CNN's job offer.
He then drunk dials his current boss, and shouts "SORRY, I AM QUITTING TO JOIN FAKE NEWS CNN!" Then he starts talking about the Mueller probe to everyone at the party while shouting "WHOO CNNN!!!" and looking up Atlanta apartments on his phone. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:51 AM Author: 180 private investor garrison Lmao man THE FEAR is gonna be devastating in the morning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374828) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:53 AM Author: light electric furnace pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374844) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 1:24 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375027) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:53 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library look how this aged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448263) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:45 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Mewling Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374785) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 1:17 AM Author: light electric furnace pit CharlesXII and his friends are riding the metro back home. He's still drunk. On the train, there are two homeless guys getting into a loud altercation.
Charles walks up to the homeless men. "Gentlemen," he says. "I understand you have come to a disagreement. You can settle this like barbarians. Or you can settle this like civilized men."
He takes his knapsack, and pulls out a copy of Paths of Glory. The 6 hour long, complex board game about World War One. He begins teaching the rules to the homeless men.
The next morning, Chuck and the three homeless dudes wake up in an empty train in the Franconia-Springfield rail yard. From the looks of it, they had fallen asleep after about half a turn.
One of the homeless guys taps Charles on the shoulder. "Hey, last night you said some interesting things about how Austrian foreign policy in the late 19th century began to look to the Balkans rather than to Italy. Do you have any books you can recommend on that?" |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:09 AM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button 9321539327519845123876326 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375220) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:18 AM Author: pale infuriating plaza stock car the OG XO meetup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375240) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:18 AM Author: disgusting address partner holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375243) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 3:46 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Mewling Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375431) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 7:48 AM Author: Low-t khaki therapy clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375603) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:33 PM Author: laughsome stage generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377341) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Titillating shaky stage Was the change because Italy had become strong and cohesive enough to unify under Cavour, and Hungarian compromise was granted in ... 1861?, thus the house of Austria had to turn to the Balkans for easy pickings? Was the Ottoman Empire already the sick man of Europe at this point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378159) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:55 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448271) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:50 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35374818) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:18 AM Author: disgusting address partner great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375244) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:23 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt Meanwhile, IRL: A girl at the party described her pot use in HS. I launched into a shtick about how pot is POISON and one should CORRUPT NEITHER BODY NOR MIND. A guy at the party said I offended her and should apologize and I refused, because I said nothing I did not believe.
"Well, good luck with that," he said.
Indeed. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:24 AM Author: light electric furnace pit 180, fuck pot-smoking hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375254) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:25 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375256) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:24 AM Author: disgusting address partner ur maeking it keep going |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:30 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt On the downside, a chick at the party is a grad student in philosophy at CUA and seemed mildly interesting, but I did not get her # or other contact information before she left. Whoops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375271) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: Titillating shaky stage Just stalk her by calling her department. Say that she left a piece of jewelry at your house party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378177) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt I suspect this would be unwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378183) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:38 PM Author: Titillating shaky stage Or that she mistakenly took something valuable (a shard of your heart). She isn’t in their online listing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378202) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:25 AM Author: Diverse corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375257) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:27 AM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375265) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:31 AM Author: Yapping out-of-control faggotry spin, ratfucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375274) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:39 AM Author: ruddy dysfunction piazza 180 (and I smoke pot all the time)
What’s great about this is that it could’ve easily been one of Kramp’s scenarios too.
Grrat thread. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative dilemma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375881) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: frozen den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376673) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:55 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448270) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:46 AM Author: Medicated glassy station water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375308) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:38 AM Author: confused rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375658) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt Also, a conversation that happened more than once:
Person: "So, do you like living in DC?"
Me: "Yes! That said the city should also be totally destroyed."
Person: "Oh."
In one iteration of this exchange I called D.C. Sodom on the Potomac. |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: 180 private investor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375859) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative dilemma I feel like I read about this somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35375882) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 11:02 AM Author: light electric furnace pit (guy who is tons of fun at parties) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376218) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 11:47 AM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376402) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 11:02 AM Author: confused rehab 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376220) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Cracking french chef Do you really think that DC is more depraved than any major coastal city or is this just something you say to rile people up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376657) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: cerise soul-stirring step-uncle's house newt As the seat of power D.C. exerts a negative influence on the entire country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376670) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: light electric furnace pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376901) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: Titillating shaky stage How is this different from London Paris Rome?
You sound like a articles of confederation nut and George Washington is gonna give you a good spanking. |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:56 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448275) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Amber blathering laser beams "im just here to drain the swamp." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35376663) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: Galvanic Hairy Legs Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377638) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: ivory motley field factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35378861) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:56 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448273) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 10:57 PM Author: Saffron indirect expression library I'm now going to universally refer to D.C. as "Sodom on the Potomac" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41448279) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: light electric furnace pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35377237) |
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Date: February 11th, 2018 10:04 PM Author: light electric furnace pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#35380708) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 6:46 PM Author: light electric furnace pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#38721967) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 8:39 PM Author: jet-lagged electric elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41447726) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 8:43 PM Author: Navy Aromatic Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3889456&forum_id=2#41447745) |