Three maidens - Annabella, Rosamunda, and Emilia - vow that they will each try to seduce Prince Ortensio, hopeful that he will marry one of them and end the reign of Duke Aristide. They take turns attempting to lure Prince Ortensio out of his mother's basement with their beautiful songs. But they are unsuccessful.

Meanwhile, Prince Ortensio's mother, losing hope, agrees to marry her son off to the evil Duchess Sofronia, the daughter of Duke Aristide, who is evil more cruel and wicked than her father. Duchess Sofronia sings to the audience of her plan to marry the Prince, kill him, and then rule the kingdom with her father.

In the end, the three maidens sing together, and their song is so beautiful that it breaks the spell and draws Prince Ortensio out of his mother's basement. He marries Annabella, and the other two maidens marry knights of his realm. Aristide is exiled and Sofronia is eaten by Teodoro the bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406772)

Gaetano, meanwhile, is the most handsome and skilled knight in all of Sicily. Annoyed by the attention he gets from women, he goes to the sorceress Lodovica, who casts a spell on him to ensure that he will never lay in bed with a woman.

Queen Celeste sees Gaetano putting on his armor, and hatches a plot to seduce him and have him sire an heir for the throne. In a series of scenes, Celeste seduces Gaetano and brings him into her bedchamber, but each time her plan to sleep with him is foiled by an increasingly elaborate series of unexpected events, the result of Lodovica's spell.

Finally, King Sebastiano finds out what is happening, and exiles his evil queen. Instead, he takes the noble, uncorrupted Gaetano as his lover. He declares that henceforth Sicily will be ruled by unmarried kings who take younger male lovers, and each king will be succeeded by his lover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406809)

There is just one problem: Torben lacks the money to throw this wedding. But he comes up with a plan. In Nuremberg, there will be a naked bodybuilding contest. He will enter it, win it, and use the prize (several chests of gold) to throw the wedding.

Assisted by his training twins Udo, Georg, and Alwin, Torben practices hard for the naked bodybuilding contest. He competes at Nuremberg, and performs valiantly, but ultimately finishes in second place, losing to the hung muscle stud Eckhard.

However, while he does not have the money to marry Fiona, the process of competing in naked bodybuilding makes him realize that money, women, and especially clothing are all flame. He renounces his lies and his intent to marry Fiona, and devotes himself to a life of naked muscle sports with his twinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406833)

Lysimacho is constantly berated and harassed by the philanderer Chrysippo, who claims to have slept with every woman in Attica and judged them all to be lacking in virtue and beauty. Chrysippo mocks Lsyimacho for his shortness and his desire to have a wife.

One day, Hyperio, the Duke of Athens, announces an oratory competition open to all the men of Attica. The winner will receive the right to marry his daughter, Olympia. Sophists and scholars from all over Attica converge on Athens for this competition. They sing a series of cynical speeches, each man clearly professing thoughts and values that they do not actually believe in. Chrysippo comments sarcastically on all of the speeches, pointing out their hypocrisy for the audience. Chrysippo's cruelty convinces Lsyimacho to not enter the competition, despite having come to Athens for it.

Finally, Duke Hyperio declares that nobody will marry his daughter Olympia, because there is not one honest speaker in all of Attica. A fight breaks out among the disappointed competitors, during which one of them punches Duke Hyperio in the mouth. Lsyimacho springs into action, repairing the Duke's jaw. When a shocked Hyperio asks Lsyimacho who he is, Lysimacho responds by singing an honest, inspiring speech.

Lsyimacho is declared the winner and is made the personal dentist to Duke Hyperio. Olympia naturally falls in love with him. Chrysippo is exiled to Persia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35406889)

unrealistic fantasy though because IRL, Olympia would commit suicide by jumping off a local cliff like Ophelia in Hamlet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407012)

Meanwhile, the evil sorcerer Nils comes to Germany from the frozen north. Nils meets the devil, and asks the devil to make him the most powerful conjurer on Earth. In exchange, Nils says, he will deliver Germany to the devil. The devil agrees.

Nils uses his power to conjure up the most beautiful woman ever seen. Gottlieb, encouraged by the people, falls in love with the conjured woman and proposes marriage to her. At the wedding, they kiss - and a sudden change in the music indicates that Gottlieb has broken his vow!

Germany is cast into darkness, the people lose faith, and Gottlieb is forced to leave in shame, wandering the barren rural landscape. Nils takes over and rules as a cruel and wanton despot.

Gottlieb wanders until he finds a small parish church - seemingly the only part of Germany that has not been cast into darkness. There he meets the priest Konstantin, who tells him of God's forgiveness and absolves him of his sins. Inspired, Gottleib returns to his home city, and challenges Nils. Nils conjures up a half dozen more beautiful women, but Gottlieb resists each temptation, slaying the demonic female apparitions. The people see this, and their faith is restored. Light returns to Germany, and the devil comes and drags Nils to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407024)

When he arrives at AutoAdmit, the poasters there all sing of how happy they are because they now wear diapers 24/7. Dietmar, the most popular poaster on AutoAdmit, welcomes Engelbrecht and offers him a diaper. Engelbrecht realize that the diaper offers freedom and comfort. He realizes that Julius, who is happily diapered, did not get kidnapped by AutoAdmit: he ran away to AutoAdmit on his own to escape his mother.

Engelbrecht returns to TLS, and defeats his mother by singing a song about how she fucks truckers as a truck stop prostitute. He then brings diapers to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407156)

Artemisia is a young maiden who is marrying Procopio, the wealthiest bachelor in Verona. Procopio tells Artemisia that between midnight and sunrise, he must sleep alone in his private bedchamber. She must never disturb him there.

Artemisia's curiosity gets the better of her and she goes into Procopio's bedroom after midnight. She learns that Procopio turns into the goblin at night because of a witches curse. Worse, because she broke her vow, he is now the goblin 24/7. The goblin goes on a rampage, verbally insulting and embarrassing prominent citizens of Verona, causing many to flee town.

Artemisia kills herself, which breaks the curse. Procopio is human again. Verona continues, though many prominent former residents never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35407950)

At the same time, the international lothario Geraldo, who has been traveling all of Europe seducing women, arrives in Bologna and sings of his desire to experience the local women. Giacomo scoffs at the uneducated Geraldo, mocking him for his lack of a prestigious education and for the fact that his wealth was inherited, not earned.

Now matriculated at Bologna, Giacomo invites his classmates to feast and travel with him after class. They politely decline. But later, he sees them out feasting and rinking with Geraldo.

Giacomo is infuriated, and hatches a scheme to take down Geraldo once and for all. He takes a leave of absence from the university and travels all over Italy, collecting stories of the debauchery that Geraldo has perpetrated on his earlier stops.

Giacomo then returns to Bologna, and sings all of Geraldo's past sins and excesses in the town square. The people of Bologna hear this, and think it sounds awesome. Not only do they continue to party with Geraldo, they award him an honorary degree from the University in women's studies.

Giacomo is furious and leaves town for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35413445)

Bitter and petty from years of rejection, Alberich uses the ring to enslave his fellow dwarves, forcing them to mine crypto currency for him all day. While his minions toil in the crypto mines for him, he sings of his new wealth and power to all who will listen.

Unfortunately, the hung chad Wotan and his bro Loge soon arrive. They trick, beat up, and kidnap the inferior Alberich, and force him to give up his ring and transfer all of his crypto assets to then. Wotan than uses the money to pay off the mortgage on his giant new house, where he lives with his super hot wife Fricka. He also totally fucks a bunch of other chicks on the side. Despite his perfidy, Wotan is literally worshipped as a god for his studly good looks and overall alpha nature.

Alberich is now ugly, poor, and a foreveralone virgin. All he can do is shout curses at the people he blames for his own shortcomings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35418535)

the ancient Germanics KNEW how the world worked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3893630&forum_id=2#35419055)