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Dull dragon
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jet pea-brained juggernaut
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Crusty pervert
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Lavender principal's office therapy
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Lavender principal's office therapy
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genesis 38:9
Trip Psychic
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
jet pea-brained juggernaut
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Trip Psychic
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Sepia alcoholic boistinker
  04/13/18
valley girl?
jet pea-brained juggernaut
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
mewling shimmering potus heaven
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garnet vivacious abode
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Goodnight moon
Hyperventilating mediation mexican
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Titcr
claret point
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mewling shimmering potus heaven
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2nd place = where the wild things are
Excitant resort
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Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
charismatic national
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Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Excitant resort
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180 partner mood
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Big sticky goyim
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(Jim Kelly)
180 partner mood
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subtle
Burgundy Sanctuary
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exciting aqua gas station
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Concupiscible hairless institution wagecucks
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Massive Violet Rigor Prole
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Big sticky goyim
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only this
dun gaped range
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tripping ape
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
galvanic business firm old irish cottage
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lady chatterly
Bronze Ratface
  02/18/18
(Julia)
sooty hominid
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Green Eggs and Ham
Burgundy Sanctuary
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mewling shimmering potus heaven
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Kink-friendly stock car center
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
180 partner mood
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Flushed Antidepressant Drug
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Crystalline balding pisswyrm church
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Territorial Irate Sneaky Criminal Casino
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Territorial Irate Sneaky Criminal Casino
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Where the Wild Things Are
azure indian lodge french chef
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The Rainbow Fish
Hideous opaque lay
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
impressive regret
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Hideous opaque lay
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Massive Violet Rigor Prole
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Hideous opaque lay
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Amber step-uncle's house
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
buck-toothed station
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Sepia alcoholic boistinker
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
buck-toothed station
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Runaway Bunny
chestnut spot coffee pot
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
exciting aqua gas station
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Corduroy (the bear)
Hideous opaque lay
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
exciting aqua gas station
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Yellow Razzmatazz Background Story Hospital
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tell your kids about jmaw
hyperactive titillating digit ratio liquid oxygen
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Atlas Shrugged
Marvelous locale
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Struwwelpeter
green cerebral friendly grandma
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Hideous opaque lay
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mewling shimmering potus heaven
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Hideous opaque lay
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
impressive regret
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
laughsome nighttime degenerate
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Violent alpha
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Stirring pearl black woman
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Yellow Razzmatazz Background Story Hospital
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The Jack Tales
Brilliant Fat Ankles Stain
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The Snake
multi-colored bright crotch mad cow disease
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Cheese-eating razzle-dazzle puppy
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Dull dragon



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: multi-colored bright crotch mad cow disease



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: jet pea-brained juggernaut



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Crusty pervert



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Lavender principal's office therapy

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Lavender principal's office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Trip Psychic

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: jet pea-brained juggernaut

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Trip Psychic



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Sepia alcoholic boistinker

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: jet pea-brained juggernaut

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: mewling shimmering potus heaven

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: garnet vivacious abode



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mediation mexican

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: claret point

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: mewling shimmering potus heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Excitant resort

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: charismatic national

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Excitant resort

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Mischievous salmon location blood rage



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: 180 partner mood



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Big sticky goyim



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: 180 partner mood

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Burgundy Sanctuary

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: exciting aqua gas station



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible hairless institution wagecucks



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Massive Violet Rigor Prole



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Big sticky goyim



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: dun gaped range

only this

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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: tripping ape



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic business firm old irish cottage

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Bronze Ratface

lady chatterly

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: sooty hominid

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Burgundy Sanctuary

Green Eggs and Ham

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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: mewling shimmering potus heaven



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly stock car center



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: 180 partner mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Flushed Antidepressant Drug



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Crystalline balding pisswyrm church

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Territorial Irate Sneaky Criminal Casino



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Territorial Irate Sneaky Criminal Casino

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: azure indian lodge french chef

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Hideous opaque lay

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: impressive regret

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Hideous opaque lay

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Massive Violet Rigor Prole

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Hideous opaque lay

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Amber step-uncle's house

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed station

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Sepia alcoholic boistinker

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed station

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: chestnut spot coffee pot

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: exciting aqua gas station

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Hideous opaque lay

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: exciting aqua gas station

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Yellow Razzmatazz Background Story Hospital

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: hyperactive titillating digit ratio liquid oxygen

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Marvelous locale

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: green cerebral friendly grandma

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Hideous opaque lay

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: mewling shimmering potus heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Hideous opaque lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: impressive regret

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: laughsome nighttime degenerate

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Violent alpha

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Stirring pearl black woman

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Yellow Razzmatazz Background Story Hospital

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Fat Ankles Stain

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: multi-colored bright crotch mad cow disease

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating razzle-dazzle puppy

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)