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Olympics got lifehacked.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040
Awkward location
  02/20/18
bet she has "olympic skier" written in her descrip...
Motley Ultramarine Principal's Office
  02/20/18
She's already written her own wikipedia page
green crotch
  02/20/18
from her instagram "Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olymp...
Motley Ultramarine Principal's Office
  02/21/18
its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over tha...
fear-inspiring hateful french chef
  02/20/18
The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure ...
Lascivious Primrose Stag Film
  02/20/18
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Domesticated Theatre
  02/20/18
LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine runni...
Floppy twinkling uncleanness hospital
  02/20/18
Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time
Pea-brained headpube
  02/20/18
I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe...
Lascivious Primrose Stag Film
  02/20/18
One difference in these sorts of situations is the competito...
Underhanded Temple
  02/20/18
Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<>...
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Awkward location
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magenta business firm half-breed
  02/20/18
what a dumb cunt
Charismatic den
  02/20/18
free holiday now time for bobsled & chill
maroon well-lubricated useless brakes university
  02/21/18
180
odious toaster house
  02/20/18
I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the &q...
Startling Cruise Ship Indirect Expression
  02/20/18
xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it ...
Domesticated Theatre
  02/20/18
cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much
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rusted hell
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same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw th...
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  02/21/18
Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?
umber feces
  02/20/18
Mt. Rushmore
green crotch
  02/20/18
This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.
Aqua Knife
  02/20/18
Ljl at the so-called Olympics
sapphire angry quadroon senate
  02/20/18
someone get her a moniker
Bat shit crazy macaca
  02/20/18
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
Adventurous locus
  02/20/18
MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG
Lascivious Primrose Stag Film
  02/20/18
...
Adventurous locus
  02/20/18
NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG
avocado bipolar abode ceo
  02/20/18
PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG
Lascivious Primrose Stag Film
  02/20/18
...
Pea-brained headpube
  02/20/18
TONGAN TONIGHT SONG
Lascivious Primrose Stag Film
  02/20/18
hey i went to the same school as her!
Cruel-hearted Striped Hyena Lodge
  02/20/18
shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe ...
Aromatic red box office
  02/20/18
we really need to acknowledge how much less competition ther...
Domesticated Theatre
  02/20/18
if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletic...
Unholy razzle people who are hurt
  02/20/18
Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$...
avocado bipolar abode ceo
  02/20/18
women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football....
Talented chest-beating shitlib station
  02/21/18
how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?
Frum thriller windowlicker
  02/21/18
this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the ann...
Chrome Fiercely-loyal Chapel
  02/20/18
she could have at least tried to become good at it during th...
Arrogant Mad Cow Disease
  02/20/18
her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow acc...
Domesticated Theatre
  02/20/18
Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy d...
Startling Cruise Ship Indirect Expression
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Mildly autistic dilemma electric furnace
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avocado bipolar abode ceo
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no
Domesticated Theatre
  02/20/18
why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?
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razzle-dazzle lavender wagecucks church building
  02/21/18
The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares
Mildly autistic dilemma electric furnace
  02/20/18
She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by...
embarrassed to the bone wine main people lay
  02/20/18
Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fa...
Maniacal Cumskin
  02/20/18
true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top...
dark love of her life theater
  02/20/18
the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showi...
fighting stead doctorate
  02/20/18
This is 180 million.
Dun Son Of Senegal
  02/20/18
she went for the big Norwegian cock
Coral garrison
  02/20/18
The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. ...
Pea-brained headpube
  02/20/18
LOL, this is 180. Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "...
Hairraiser thirsty organic girlfriend preventive strike
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https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e...
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XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and n...
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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Awkward location

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443505)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Principal's Office

bet she has "olympic skier" written in her description on every single social media platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443516)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: green crotch

She's already written her own wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443520)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Principal's Office

from her instagram

"Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olympian 2018 Harvard & Berkeley Alum Thumbtack & Instaviser Halfpipe Skier &#9975; Former Skeleton Ath. Hungarian & American &#127469;&#127482;&#127482;&#127480; #james1v2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451059)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring hateful french chef

its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over that cross-country ski dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443522)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Lascivious Primrose Stag Film

The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure countries who do this picked a much better sport for the lifehack technique. Basically you're just slower and finish way back; but what you're doing doesn't *appear* to be very much different from the guy winning the gold medal.

The halfpipe girl might not have any less inherent athletic merit or skill than the cross-country bros, but she's chosen a discipline where it's very, very obvious that she's barely even playing the same sport as the contenders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444733)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Domesticated Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445324)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling uncleanness hospital

LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine running 20 seconds in the 100 meters and then receiving global adulation. An impoverished North Korean beat him by 18 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445919)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained headpube

Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446326)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Primrose Stag Film

I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe girl. But the skiers chose a sport in which that's much less obvious to a casual observer (especially in a staggered start)--no one is posting animated GIFs on Twitter of him skiing for the LULZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446366)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Underhanded Temple

One difference in these sorts of situations is the competitor's starting position. (I'm not familiar with the cross-country skiers, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: balding home

Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Awkward location



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: magenta business firm half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444249)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Charismatic den

what a dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443535)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: maroon well-lubricated useless brakes university

free holiday

now time for bobsled & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: odious toaster house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443562)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Startling Cruise Ship Indirect Expression

I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the "mediocre" women by someone qualifying simply by not falling down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Domesticated Theatre

xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it up.

we'd like this if it caused the media to acknowledge that so many of these women's sports aren't nearly as deep worldwide as men's, but of course they won't do that, and the US media will continue to point out how amazing our women athletes are and how they are doing better than our men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444195)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Twinkling Vibrant Site Coldplay Fan

cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444262)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Startling Cruise Ship Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444533)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Hilarious Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445156)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445934)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Dun Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445988)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: rusted hell



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: dark love of her life theater

same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446251)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring garnet fat ankles



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Dashing Henna Brunch Really Tough Guy



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender wagecucks church building



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: umber feces

Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: green crotch

Mt. Rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Aqua Knife

This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444259)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: sapphire angry quadroon senate

Ljl at the so-called Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444311)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy macaca

someone get her a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444490)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Adventurous locus

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444538)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Primrose Stag Film

MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444740)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Adventurous locus



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: avocado bipolar abode ceo

NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445904)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Primrose Stag Film

PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained headpube



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious Primrose Stag Film

TONGAN TONIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35448977)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Striped Hyena Lodge

hey i went to the same school as her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445126)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Aromatic red box office

shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe is. there must be under 100 women who even try this event globally. the boys 13 and under division would smoke these girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445138)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Domesticated Theatre

we really need to acknowledge how much less competition there is worldwide in most women's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Unholy razzle people who are hurt

if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletics scholarship to at least one sport at at least one school, you've failed.

title IX forces these colleges to maintain these programs. a lot of them can't even fill the spots.

a girl i went to high school with got a full ride to a d-1 school for golf. she could barely get the ball off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: avocado bipolar abode ceo

Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$ spent on football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35449078)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Talented chest-beating shitlib station

women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football. 20 scholarships, and few women who participate ever rowed in a single race before getting to college.

you just have to be cool with early morning practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450511)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Frum thriller windowlicker

how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450444)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Chrome Fiercely-loyal Chapel

this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the announcers really makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445358)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Arrogant Mad Cow Disease

she could have at least tried to become good at it during the time she invested into qualifying. sounds lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445368)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Domesticated Theatre

her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow accolade.

pretty much the same as every kid who cares more about a grade and less about what they learn and improving skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445385)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Startling Cruise Ship Indirect Expression

Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy did this you'd think it was funny. In a bar with his bros "did I ever tell you about the time I competed in the Olympics?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445838)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445946)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: avocado bipolar abode ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445956)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Domesticated Theatre

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446220)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dilemma electric furnace

why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446266)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: fuchsia step-uncle's house goal in life



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender wagecucks church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450466)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dilemma electric furnace

The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445938)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone wine main people lay

She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by Olympic standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446071)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Maniacal Cumskin

Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fast as fuck to make it up those walls. She's not "good," but I've seen freestyle (i.e., bumps) skiers who regularly compete do similar runs to what she did. It's a really unusual skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446208)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: dark love of her life theater

true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top of the half pipes are fairly difficult for most skiiers. She is moving fast and the pipe is pretty steep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446260)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: fighting stead doctorate

the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showing up.

she showed up for races all over the world for 2 years and now she has a hilarious story to brag about + use as social capital leverage.

that oiled-chest guy who competes in summer and winter olympics for tonga is going to leverage his olympics exposure into POTUS of tonga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445930)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Dun Son Of Senegal

This is 180 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445979)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Coral garrison

she went for the big Norwegian cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446042)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained headpube

The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. No telling curl of the lips. No wink. Nothing. She meant them. All of them.

"I didn't qualify for finals so I'm really disappointed," the 33-year-old Californian said after coming in last in the 24-woman field during Olympic women's halfpipe qualifying on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446339)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser thirsty organic girlfriend preventive strike

LOL, this is 180.

Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "athletes" that they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Brass tanning salon

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Attention-whore.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070625132811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446394)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: Glittery Plaza Kitty Cat

XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and nobody has speculated on her involvment in the Olympic village orgies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451198)