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Olympics got lifehacked.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040
Racy stead
  02/20/18
bet she has "olympic skier" written in her descrip...
Purple razzle trailer park alpha
  02/20/18
She's already written her own wikipedia page
godawful cumskin office
  02/20/18
from her instagram "Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olymp...
Purple razzle trailer park alpha
  02/21/18
its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over tha...
Charismatic henna plaza
  02/20/18
The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure ...
Boyish silver native
  02/20/18
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lascivious library water buffalo
  02/20/18
LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine runni...
Marvelous cheese-eating national bbw
  02/20/18
Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time
sick apoplectic azn hunting ground
  02/20/18
I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe...
Boyish silver native
  02/20/18
One difference in these sorts of situations is the competito...
spectacular buck-toothed pisswyrm
  02/20/18
Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<>...
balding locale
  02/20/18
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Racy stead
  02/20/18
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mauve fragrant toilet seat
  02/20/18
what a dumb cunt
Topaz Knife Volcanic Crater
  02/20/18
free holiday now time for bobsled & chill
Adventurous queen of the night
  02/21/18
180
Talented jade nibblets
  02/20/18
I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the &q...
Contagious Cruel-hearted Prole Trust Fund
  02/20/18
xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it ...
lascivious library water buffalo
  02/20/18
cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much
pearly adulterous regret patrolman
  02/20/18
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Contagious Cruel-hearted Prole Trust Fund
  02/20/18
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crusty floppy pozpig
  02/20/18
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Glassy dashing principal's office
  02/20/18
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fuchsia curious field factory reset button
  02/20/18
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Burgundy tattoo
  02/20/18
same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw th...
Wonderful codepig
  02/20/18
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slate parlor
  02/20/18
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Startled at-the-ready lay foreskin
  02/20/18
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Brilliant internal respiration set
  02/21/18
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Brass Hairy Legs
  02/21/18
Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?
idiotic nowag
  02/20/18
Mt. Rushmore
godawful cumskin office
  02/20/18
This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.
vigorous mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit
  02/20/18
Ljl at the so-called Olympics
twinkling hairraiser gaping nursing home
  02/20/18
someone get her a moniker
Translucent Son Of Senegal
  02/20/18
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
exciting place of business
  02/20/18
MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG
Boyish silver native
  02/20/18
...
exciting place of business
  02/20/18
NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG
Turquoise Doctorate
  02/20/18
PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG
Boyish silver native
  02/20/18
...
sick apoplectic azn hunting ground
  02/20/18
TONGAN TONIGHT SONG
Boyish silver native
  02/20/18
hey i went to the same school as her!
Unhinged kink-friendly chapel
  02/20/18
shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe ...
Aqua Point
  02/20/18
we really need to acknowledge how much less competition ther...
lascivious library water buffalo
  02/20/18
if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletic...
Copper soul-stirring sweet tailpipe dilemma
  02/20/18
Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$...
Turquoise Doctorate
  02/20/18
women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football....
Razzmatazz sinister pit jap
  02/21/18
how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?
bat shit crazy swashbuckling location
  02/21/18
this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the ann...
glittery milk
  02/20/18
she could have at least tried to become good at it during th...
filthy onyx lodge boiling water
  02/20/18
her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow acc...
lascivious library water buffalo
  02/20/18
Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy d...
Contagious Cruel-hearted Prole Trust Fund
  02/20/18
...
Glassy dashing principal's office
  02/20/18
...
Turquoise Doctorate
  02/20/18
no
lascivious library water buffalo
  02/20/18
why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?
Glassy dashing principal's office
  02/20/18
...
ocher trip business firm
  02/20/18
...
Brass Hairy Legs
  02/21/18
The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares
Glassy dashing principal's office
  02/20/18
She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by...
Provocative Sticky Shrine Pistol
  02/20/18
Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fa...
dun theater stage sound barrier
  02/20/18
true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top...
Wonderful codepig
  02/20/18
the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showi...
startling laughsome bawdyhouse
  02/20/18
This is 180 million.
fuchsia curious field factory reset button
  02/20/18
she went for the big Norwegian cock
Walnut Site Weed Whacker
  02/20/18
The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. ...
sick apoplectic azn hunting ground
  02/20/18
LOL, this is 180. Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "...
Lemon doobsian scourge upon the earth mediation
  02/20/18
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e...
costumed mexican
  02/20/18
XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and n...
arousing mint garrison messiness
  02/21/18


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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Racy stead

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443505)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Purple razzle trailer park alpha

bet she has "olympic skier" written in her description on every single social media platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443516)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: godawful cumskin office

She's already written her own wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443520)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Purple razzle trailer park alpha

from her instagram

"Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olympian 2018 Harvard & Berkeley Alum Thumbtack & Instaviser Halfpipe Skier &#9975; Former Skeleton Ath. Hungarian & American &#127469;&#127482;&#127482;&#127480; #james1v2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451059)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Charismatic henna plaza

its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over that cross-country ski dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443522)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Boyish silver native

The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure countries who do this picked a much better sport for the lifehack technique. Basically you're just slower and finish way back; but what you're doing doesn't *appear* to be very much different from the guy winning the gold medal.

The halfpipe girl might not have any less inherent athletic merit or skill than the cross-country bros, but she's chosen a discipline where it's very, very obvious that she's barely even playing the same sport as the contenders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444733)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: lascivious library water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445324)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Marvelous cheese-eating national bbw

LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine running 20 seconds in the 100 meters and then receiving global adulation. An impoverished North Korean beat him by 18 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445919)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: sick apoplectic azn hunting ground

Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446326)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Boyish silver native

I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe girl. But the skiers chose a sport in which that's much less obvious to a casual observer (especially in a staggered start)--no one is posting animated GIFs on Twitter of him skiing for the LULZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446366)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: spectacular buck-toothed pisswyrm

One difference in these sorts of situations is the competitor's starting position. (I'm not familiar with the cross-country skiers, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: balding locale

Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Racy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443525)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: mauve fragrant toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444249)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Topaz Knife Volcanic Crater

what a dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443535)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night

free holiday

now time for bobsled & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Talented jade nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443562)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Contagious Cruel-hearted Prole Trust Fund

I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the "mediocre" women by someone qualifying simply by not falling down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: lascivious library water buffalo

xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it up.

we'd like this if it caused the media to acknowledge that so many of these women's sports aren't nearly as deep worldwide as men's, but of course they won't do that, and the US media will continue to point out how amazing our women athletes are and how they are doing better than our men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444195)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: pearly adulterous regret patrolman

cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444262)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious Cruel-hearted Prole Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444533)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: crusty floppy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445156)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Glassy dashing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445934)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: fuchsia curious field factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445988)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Burgundy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446026)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Wonderful codepig

same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446251)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: slate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Startled at-the-ready lay foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446383)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Brilliant internal respiration set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450445)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Brass Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450463)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: idiotic nowag

Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: godawful cumskin office

Mt. Rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: vigorous mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit

This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444259)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: twinkling hairraiser gaping nursing home

Ljl at the so-called Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444311)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Translucent Son Of Senegal

someone get her a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444490)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: exciting place of business

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444538)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Boyish silver native

MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444740)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: exciting place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445113)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Turquoise Doctorate

NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445904)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Boyish silver native

PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: sick apoplectic azn hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446332)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Boyish silver native

TONGAN TONIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35448977)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Unhinged kink-friendly chapel

hey i went to the same school as her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445126)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Aqua Point

shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe is. there must be under 100 women who even try this event globally. the boys 13 and under division would smoke these girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445138)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: lascivious library water buffalo

we really need to acknowledge how much less competition there is worldwide in most women's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Copper soul-stirring sweet tailpipe dilemma

if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletics scholarship to at least one sport at at least one school, you've failed.

title IX forces these colleges to maintain these programs. a lot of them can't even fill the spots.

a girl i went to high school with got a full ride to a d-1 school for golf. she could barely get the ball off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Turquoise Doctorate

Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$ spent on football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35449078)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister pit jap

women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football. 20 scholarships, and few women who participate ever rowed in a single race before getting to college.

you just have to be cool with early morning practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450511)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy swashbuckling location

how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450444)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: glittery milk

this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the announcers really makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445358)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: filthy onyx lodge boiling water

she could have at least tried to become good at it during the time she invested into qualifying. sounds lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445368)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: lascivious library water buffalo

her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow accolade.

pretty much the same as every kid who cares more about a grade and less about what they learn and improving skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445385)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Contagious Cruel-hearted Prole Trust Fund

Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy did this you'd think it was funny. In a bar with his bros "did I ever tell you about the time I competed in the Olympics?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445838)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Glassy dashing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445946)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445956)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: lascivious library water buffalo

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446220)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Glassy dashing principal's office

why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446266)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: ocher trip business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446262)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Brass Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450466)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Glassy dashing principal's office

The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445938)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Provocative Sticky Shrine Pistol

She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by Olympic standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446071)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: dun theater stage sound barrier

Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fast as fuck to make it up those walls. She's not "good," but I've seen freestyle (i.e., bumps) skiers who regularly compete do similar runs to what she did. It's a really unusual skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446208)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful codepig

true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top of the half pipes are fairly difficult for most skiiers. She is moving fast and the pipe is pretty steep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446260)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: startling laughsome bawdyhouse

the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showing up.

she showed up for races all over the world for 2 years and now she has a hilarious story to brag about + use as social capital leverage.

that oiled-chest guy who competes in summer and winter olympics for tonga is going to leverage his olympics exposure into POTUS of tonga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445930)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: fuchsia curious field factory reset button

This is 180 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445979)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Walnut Site Weed Whacker

she went for the big Norwegian cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446042)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: sick apoplectic azn hunting ground

The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. No telling curl of the lips. No wink. Nothing. She meant them. All of them.

"I didn't qualify for finals so I'm really disappointed," the 33-year-old Californian said after coming in last in the 24-woman field during Olympic women's halfpipe qualifying on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446339)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Lemon doobsian scourge upon the earth mediation

LOL, this is 180.

Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "athletes" that they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: costumed mexican

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Attention-whore.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070625132811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446394)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: arousing mint garrison messiness

XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and nobody has speculated on her involvment in the Olympic village orgies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451198)