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Excluding traffic stuff and drugs, what the last CRIME you committed?

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things tha...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
First degree murder
swashbuckling skinny woman office
  02/25/18
How long did you premeditate?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
bringing too much duty free back through customs without dec...
bipolar bisexual chad
  02/25/18
LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products ...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs
bipolar bisexual chad
  02/25/18
I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly r...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
It is NOT worth it
bipolar bisexual chad
  02/25/18
I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to ...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane ad...
bipolar bisexual chad
  02/25/18
I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has ...
slap-happy juggernaut hairy legs
  02/25/18
XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong. "You can...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath...
Aromatic arrogant genital piercing
  02/25/18
For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trou...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
...
crystalline crackhouse
  02/25/18
I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state l...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
...
crystalline crackhouse
  02/25/18
Cotdamn man get an uber next time.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
...
crystalline crackhouse
  02/25/18
Well, you know, make better decisions.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
180
galvanic dopamine
  02/25/18
Gay sex.
Wine heady shrine ceo
  02/25/18
How tough are your state's sodomy laws?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA...
sadistic internal respiration becky
  02/25/18
Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.
Deranged hospital
  02/25/18
Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
to wit, anally in another man
sadistic internal respiration becky
  02/25/18
Bare? Damn, Daddy.
harsh theater pervert
  02/25/18
shoplifting
Wild Theater Stage Sex Offender
  02/25/18
Describe please. Why do you do it?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Took a few swigs of vodka while driving
Provocative indecent lay depressive
  02/25/18
Is that even a crime?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
In most states, yeah https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...
Provocative indecent lay depressive
  02/25/18
So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the v...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well ...
Provocative indecent lay depressive
  02/25/18
raped a guy
vigorous half-breed
  02/25/18
Yikes.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Massive speeding.
cracking corn cake sound barrier
  02/25/18
Traffic stuff.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
...
crystalline crackhouse
  02/25/18
STFU Agent Jenkins
yapping olive rehab deer antler
  02/25/18
If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worr...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)
yapping olive rehab deer antler
  02/25/18
Let's see some ID.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
transmitted on a police radio frequency
kink-friendly tanning salon degenerate
  02/25/18
This is interesting, tell more about it.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
...
crystalline crackhouse
  02/25/18
rape
translucent haunting temple athletic conference
  02/25/18
Ok?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
what's your question
translucent haunting temple athletic conference
  02/25/18
Why did you do it?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away...
translucent haunting temple athletic conference
  02/25/18
Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a fu...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee wh...
shimmering library private investor
  02/25/18
You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit ...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in t...
shimmering library private investor
  02/25/18
i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 co...
at-the-ready red generalized bond legal warrant
  02/25/18
What is the last thing you stole?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on pr...
at-the-ready red generalized bond legal warrant
  02/25/18
When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
This thread is fucking funny.
arousing alpha
  02/25/18
Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected sit...
Electric unhinged keepsake machete hunting ground
  02/25/18
shabu from blackhawk down somalia?
at-the-ready red generalized bond legal warrant
  02/25/18
Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent o...
flesh step-uncle's house
  02/25/18
...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
*written consent
snowy base
  02/25/18
guacamole trick
motley factory reset button abode
  02/25/18
only thought crimes. i like to stay on the right side of th...
Big casino double fault
  02/25/18
You can probably think of something. Most places it's illega...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Billing fraud.
bat shit crazy thriller kitchen
  02/25/18
Jew overlords made you do it though.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Hate speech thoughts
brindle useless national security agency
  02/25/18
I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of spee...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
"secretly" LOLOL good job Sherlock
carmine outnumbered gaming laptop
  02/25/18
Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will ope...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night ...
Alcoholic Weed Whacker Place Of Business
  02/25/18
Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario get...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “pro...
contagious geriatric trump supporter den
  02/25/18
I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “
galvanic dopamine
  02/25/18
jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit
Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  02/25/18
...
crystalline crackhouse
  02/25/18
there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerkin...
Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  02/25/18
poasted about another country's elections
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  02/25/18
...
Very Tactful Jet-lagged Senate
  02/25/18
...
carmine outnumbered gaming laptop
  02/25/18
o fuck (said the rapist and the first degree murderer it...
shimmering library private investor
  02/25/18
...
Disrespectful Angry Locus
  02/25/18
Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.
Racy walnut mad cow disease puppy
  02/25/18
Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area
Beady-eyed drunken newt
  02/25/18
Shoplifting when age 11
galvanic dopamine
  02/25/18
Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the s...
contagious geriatric trump supporter den
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
DUI shoplifting candy from a gas station
Fuchsia misanthropic dilemma
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically I do it because I ...
Fuchsia misanthropic dilemma
  02/25/18
My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it u...
galvanic dopamine
  02/25/18
How dare you.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your per...
Odious really tough guy milk
  02/25/18
(Dwight Schrute)
Fuchsia misanthropic dilemma
  02/25/18
basically
Odious really tough guy milk
  02/25/18
(Fascists)
galvanic dopamine
  02/25/18
If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come ...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Failed to claim some side income on my tax return
Carnelian indian lodge jap
  02/25/18
What is the plan if the IRS calls?
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I woul...
Carnelian indian lodge jap
  02/25/18
What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just si...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.
snowy base
  02/25/18
What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in th...
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous c...
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  02/25/18
Answer for real.
180 Talking Set
  02/25/18
Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my ...
Floppy spruce elastic band trust fund
  02/25/18
What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type...
180 Talking Set
  10/10/18
shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and ...
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  10/10/18
obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car ...
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  10/10/18
Bestiality
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things that people routinely do all the time like drive buzzed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481687)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling skinny woman office

First degree murder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

How long did you premeditate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481701)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: bipolar bisexual chad

bringing too much duty free back through customs without declaring it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481694)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products stashed in my bag. I know I said no drug stuff, but I would accept something like that. Just not ordinary drug transactions by casual users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481709)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: bipolar bisexual chad

LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481717)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly reckless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481734)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: bipolar bisexual chad

It is NOT worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481752)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to happen, the AUSA picks up the case and makes an example out of me?

I would lawyer up, pay a fine, maybe have to do some community service. Not even sure it would merit bar discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481769)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: bipolar bisexual chad

I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane adds a whole category of other charges beyond mere possession

shitlawyers please confirm or otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481778)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a federal law against everything. What I'm saying is I doubt a prosecutor would end up really hammering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481800)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:15 AM
Author: slap-happy juggernaut hairy legs

technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has already publicly announced that they don't care about weed and will simply refer the matter to local police if they find it during an inspection. if you're flying out of a place where weed is legal, those cops won't give a fuck and will likely just toss your weed in the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35482220)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong.

"You can't afford a $500K house on just $350K HHI!"

"Don't fly with weed, you're looking at federal prison!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483589)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Aromatic arrogant genital piercing

forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath of God. I'm more afraid of the bar than the local ADA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483609)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trouble for shit like that. Self-report and tell them you're going to seek some treatment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483620)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481712)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state lines, you're just subject to different laws in each state for how to transport it. Like I think most state require that it be unloaded but others might require trigger locks and such.

I'll accept DUI if you were really fucked up, like you barely remember driving. Most anyone who routinely drinks ends up driving a little bit over the line quite often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481724)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481789)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Cotdamn man get an uber next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481808)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481816)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Well, you know, make better decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481820)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486978)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Wine heady shrine ceo

Gay sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481713)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

How tough are your state's sodomy laws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481729)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: sadistic internal respiration becky

Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481714)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Deranged hospital

Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481715)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481732)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: sadistic internal respiration becky

to wit, anally in another man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481750)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: harsh theater pervert

Bare? Damn, Daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484095)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Wild Theater Stage Sex Offender

shoplifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481749)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Describe please. Why do you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481772)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Provocative indecent lay depressive

Took a few swigs of vodka while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481784)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Is that even a crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481811)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Provocative indecent lay depressive

In most states, yeah

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/USA-open-container-law-path2006-2.svg

I was already probably over the limit before I drank it, but I was losing my buzz and I had like 20 miles to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481832)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the vodka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481839)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Provocative indecent lay depressive

Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well as simply having a open container

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_open-container_laws

It's just that it's FAR easier for a cop to write a ticket for an open container vs. them actually witnessing you drinking in your car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481849)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: vigorous half-breed

raped a guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481798)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Yikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481817)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: cracking corn cake sound barrier

Massive speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481814)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Traffic stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481823)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481830)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: yapping olive rehab deer antler

STFU Agent Jenkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481821)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481825)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: yapping olive rehab deer antler

(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481828)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Let's see some ID.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481835)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly tanning salon degenerate

transmitted on a police radio frequency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481831)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

This is interesting, tell more about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481842)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: translucent haunting temple athletic conference

rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483592)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483598)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: translucent haunting temple athletic conference

what's your question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483600)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Why did you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483623)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: translucent haunting temple athletic conference

couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away for almost 5 seconds. I even felt a sexual attraction to her. I thought about talking to her. Even though I didnt take it that far, Im not proud of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483756)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a full blown violent stranger rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483944)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: shimmering library private investor

I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee while we are there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483670)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit if someone is around to potentially call you out for not taking care of it. TMF is probably all like "there is shit everywhere, it's the city, nobody cares and everyone does it. Not like we're at the dog park." Then you go along with whatever he says.

Then you guys are nodding your heads and clucking like village peasants when you walk down the sidewalk and there is dogshit in the middle of the path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483690)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: shimmering library private investor

Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in the middle of a freaking forest hike and I am the one who will say "excuse me but its LITERALLY in the middle of a forest. And who's gonna carry shit for two miles until the hike is over?"

I do willfully ignore "curb your dog" signs and refuse to keep my dog off the grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486362)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready red generalized bond legal warrant

i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 counts of attempted statutory rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483700)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

What is the last thing you stole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483705)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready red generalized bond legal warrant

easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on principle.

sometimes i'll take my whole cart of groceries from aisles to my car. such brazen moves have never been called out before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483737)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because they were so ridiculously expensive. I can't recall being so angry over this since then so maybe GC hadn't fully cucked me at that age. They were like $12 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483952)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: arousing alpha

This thread is fucking funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483721)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Electric unhinged keepsake machete hunting ground

Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected site in TTT. Friend and I went into an area closed off to tourists. Prbly bc they were still documenting things and making it safe. Snagged some relief that had broken off from a larger piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483738)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready red generalized bond legal warrant

shabu from blackhawk down somalia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483746)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: flesh step-uncle's house

Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent of the NFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483888)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483953)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: snowy base

*written consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487671)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: motley factory reset button abode

guacamole trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483892)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Big casino double fault

only thought crimes.

i like to stay on the right side of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483898)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

You can probably think of something. Most places it's illegal to carry prescription drugs around outside of their labeled scrip bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483966)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller kitchen

Billing fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483905)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Jew overlords made you do it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483960)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: brindle useless national security agency

Hate speech thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484102)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of speech protection. The impulse to control 'evil' overwhelms their judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484236)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: carmine outnumbered gaming laptop

"secretly"

LOLOL good job Sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486354)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will openly admit to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487157)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic Weed Whacker Place Of Business

Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night eve. It was a coordinated attack over 30 square miles to take down every piece of literature on all property - public or private. Apparently the scope of this attack raised it from misdemeanor to “aggravated” and thus felony.

Carrying firearms I’m not supposed to have in places I’m not supposed to carry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484175)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario gets you to felony status. You engaged in CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY although I suppose many states probably have some kind of completely useless misdemeanor statute available for this.

Flaunting concealed carry laws is really, really stupid. For instance, you get pulled over for a routine DUI. Not a disaster. Lawyer up, waive arraignment, enroll in 'treatment,' probably have to one of those breath test things installed in your car for a few months. Maybe a licensing penalty for a few months. No problem.

But add a gun into the mix? Like you just have to have your faggy little loaded glock on the seat next to you while you're driving around lit. Cop sees you fooling around with some stuff on the passenger seat while he's investigating your DUI, so in a lawful search incident to arrest, he finds the gun underneath your stained Lehigh sweatshirt. Now you're potentially a felon, you're losing the gun, and the prosecutor isn't so willing to deal your DUI down to reckless driving if you go to AA for three months. Let's be honest - when the carjacking comes, you're going to freeze or fumble. Then De'Vante and Cornelius get your gun and your car. What did you gain by carrying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484225)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: contagious geriatric trump supporter den

Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “prohibit guns” and I don’t give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486994)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine

I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487054)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse

jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486241)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: crystalline crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486255)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse

there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerking off to the same - http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900651&mc=207&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486317)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Pearl glittery trailer park therapy

poasted about another country's elections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486262)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Very Tactful Jet-lagged Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486332)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: carmine outnumbered gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486361)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: shimmering library private investor

o fuck

(said the rapist and the first degree murderer itt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486371)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful Angry Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486967)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Racy walnut mad cow disease puppy

Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486387)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed drunken newt

Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486445)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine

Shoplifting when age 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486934)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: contagious geriatric trump supporter den

Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the store. Drove high/drunk about 1/8th mile to the liquor store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486964)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487189)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia misanthropic dilemma

DUI

shoplifting candy from a gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486982)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487194)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia misanthropic dilemma

small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically

I do it because I can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487249)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine

My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487008)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487198)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Odious really tough guy milk

pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your person while inside of a public elementary school in MA so probably that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487021)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia misanthropic dilemma

(Dwight Schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487023)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Odious really tough guy milk

basically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487045)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine

(Fascists)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487083)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come out close to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487208)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Carnelian indian lodge jap

Failed to claim some side income on my tax return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487105)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

What is the plan if the IRS calls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487213)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Carnelian indian lodge jap

It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I would probably just deny. If they came at me with evidence of it probably “oops sorry how much do I owe you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487657)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just sign this plea deal, no jail time, just a conviction."

At that point do you round up $20K for a retainer and get some white collar defense bro prepping your trial? Or do you bend over and take your conviction, then spend the rest of your days wondering if the charge would have survived a jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: snowy base

I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in the last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487858)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Floppy spruce elastic band trust fund

I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous crimes against humanity. I've committed treason against the United States. I've conspired in numerous acts of sedition, money laundering, tax evasion, murder, theft, extortion and I've pulled the tags off numerous mattress. And worst of all I use Oxford commas. And I confess all my crimes against Big Brother freely and willingly and ask only that I be shot as quickly as the Party deems fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487876)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: 180 Talking Set

Answer for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35488256)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Floppy spruce elastic band trust fund

Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my property. I laced bread and rice with rat poison and some other crap I had around the house. It killed the birds, some cats on the street and one of the dogs on the street. No apologies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487911)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: 180 Talking Set

What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type of worthless, unfunny shitflame? Who the fuck are you posting this for? Do you suppose you have a supportive audience or anyone here appreciates this fucking shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995826)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: vermilion abnormal nibblets center

shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and the lines were just too long. So I walked in and just took the one thing I needed and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995850)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: milky soul-stirring personal credit line cuck

obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car with out a driver's license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995870)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: Turquoise Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995899)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: stimulating aqua sanctuary pozpig

Bestiality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995945)