*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659219)

anyway, she asked me for a light. i gave it to her, and a good gay guy friend of mine was fawning over my set and blowing smoke up my ass saying how great i was, etc, etc (my set was good and entertaining but not worthy of what he was saying, tbh, i am an average dj at best skill-wise but yea i do have good song selection)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659223)

but whatever, faggot

story continues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659240)

(i shuld note that at the bar i was playing at, the dj booth is the same height as the rest of the bar so i was not easily viewed by anybody back past the third row)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659235)

her hand pretty much went down the back of my pants slightly and she started insta-flirting w me

i was drunk as fuuuuuuck and didnt really know how to react, honestly, but i know that dj'ing makes big sluts drop their panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659253)

i sat down on my couch. T sat down next to me and immediately got SUPER physical w me. like.... feeling me up and trying to stick her hand down my pants in front of everyone else. i was sligtly uncomfortable given the audience but definitely was super curious

BTW, T has super amazing D cups. like uuuuhnnnnnghhh omg fake tittys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659272)

she is honestly a FANTASTIC kisser, i cant even put into words how much i love making out w her

anyway, within minutes we moved into my bedroom and our clothes were soon on the floor

i honesty have to thank xoxo for this in part and also my irl trans friends and jmaw bc getting w this T girl felt entirely natural and hot as fuck to me

in any case, she immediately started going to town on me downstairs. like... cant even put it into words how well she fingered me. was other-worldly

anyway, we ended up fucking on my satin sheets. WITH CONDOM, i might add. (im not a tard btw)

it was an entirely 180 experience to feel an above-average girth COCK inside me while riding a hot as fuck GIRL and fondling each others tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659287)

i honestly wasnt 100% sure til then

she is SUPER feminine

it was so 180 and honestly one of the most 180 sexual experiences ive ever had

*edit* i caught hints of her adams apple or whatever earlier in the night so i was honestly baffled but not 100% sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659290)

<3

hows that for proof its me <3

great to see you again btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659328)

1) can you tell us color of T-girl's hair?

2) Did she make you cum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659331)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659337)

2- holy fuck yes

i cant even put into words how 180 it is to grind on somone ontop or reverse cowgirl. but ontop you can squeeze each others tits like uuuunnnnghhhh omg. i dont normally squirt a ton but i did w her

plus she has a fairly feminine face so it was literally like best of both worlds

UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHH holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659338)

*edit* i mean, yeah, i could get the herp or one of any of 1000 nasty viruses, but thats true of any dood. but im SUPER SAFE. dont worry love <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659348)

180, knew this was coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659330)

that being said, the second time we hooked up, i FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HER. holy fuck. we did S OO MUCH FUCKING BLOWCAINE

i can tell that story too if people wanna hear it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659334)

the fondling 180 fake tits while riding is the most 180 part dood. its literally uuunnnghhhh godly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659341)

so as most of you know i still had the strapon belt from my previous SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS with my dude back in october-ish

i still had a (small) pink dildo left from that that i never used. as an std rule, i dont re-use dildos. idk, im super anal (legit no pun intendedd) about not re-using sex toys. idk, i paid too much attention in high school STD class

anyway

the first night i ever pegged her was after a completely silly 80s show we went to at a bar in a silly part of town. a friend of mine was dj'ing. anyway, we came back to my place and she clearly wanted to be FUCKED.

i had to grab my faggot roommate and ask him for some lube, which was 238943289423894382904389043 convo if you had actually heard it in its entirety

anyway, i made her hop in the shower bc not to be gross, but her asshole wasnt completely clean. then i lubed her up TO EXCESS and slowly and SUPER SLOWLY worked my way in

holy shit am i really talking about this on xoxo? lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659400)

i thrusted into her, aggressively, and at one point she YELPED!!!

oh god, is it rude of mee to discuss this? idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659439)

basixllay we went out to a 180 80s show. came back to my house, had to N**** BEG my roommate for lube. he laughed his ass off. i had a SHITTON of blowcaine. I blew i semi fat line off her cock and then she INSISTED on blowing them off me. so i poured a shitton (retarded amount, really) on my pussy (freshly shaved, i might add) and then my belly and all over the floor and retardedness. we literally ended up licking a bunch of coke off the wood floors in my bedroom.

BUT HOLY SHIT, WE FUCKED. WE FUCKED. WE FUCKED. UUUUUUNNNNNGH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659409)

I fucking LOVE SUCKING DICK and it sucks i cant do it here but oh, well. you win some and you lose some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659359)

the other day she sent me a text at like 8 am asking me who my favorite spice girl was and why would i want to fuck them more than her

then she asked me when i was going to introduce her to my dad. THEN immediately followed up w a text saying she was going to fuck her (gay guy) ex. THEN 10 mins later said "no i dont like him anymore, when do you get out of work?i wanna fuck your pussy so hard babe"

im not an idiot. she is hot as FUUUUUUUCK but CLEARLY mentally unstable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659375)

BECOME A FUCKING DJ

i cannot stress this enough

the night of my gig i got hit on SO FUCKING MUCH it was honestly an unhealthy level of retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659414)

Welcome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35660501)