okok so im drunk. who wants to hear about my tranny gf? (jcm)
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:12 AM Author: fragrant tank
all i will say about my t-girl is that she is about my height and white and i was NOT 100% sure that she was trans until much later in the night
anyway, she asked me for a light. i gave it to her, and a good gay guy friend of mine was fawning over my set and blowing smoke up my ass saying how great i was, etc, etc (my set was good and entertaining but not worthy of what he was saying, tbh, i am an average dj at best skill-wise but yea i do have good song selection)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659223) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:16 AM Author: fragrant tank
i HIGHLY FUCKING DOUBT that fucking your TINY PISSCLIT is better than making love to 200 fucking people at once all moving and grooving to what youre throwing do3wn
but whatever, faggot
story continues
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659240) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:15 AM Author: fragrant tank
anyway, my t-girl and i struck up a convo and when my gay guy friend mentioned i was just playing my t-girl just GLOMP CLOMPED to my side, put her hand around my waist, and cooed in my ear "oh, that was you just dj'ing?"
(i shuld note that at the bar i was playing at, the dj booth is the same height as the rest of the bar so i was not easily viewed by anybody back past the third row)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659235) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:18 AM Author: fragrant tank
i turned to look at her. i'll call her "T" bc its easier than calling her by her name or "trnny girl". anyway, i was basically like "yes, t, i just played the last set"
her hand pretty much went down the back of my pants slightly and she started insta-flirting w me
i was drunk as fuuuuuuck and didnt really know how to react, honestly, but i know that dj'ing makes big sluts drop their panties
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659253) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:23 AM Author: fragrant tank
really long story short (too late), me, T, and 3 other people ended up back at my place at the end of the night. my roommate met up w us. when we got back to my house i threw some sick house on my technic 12s (mark farinas san francisco sessions for those of you who are house music fans)
i sat down on my couch. T sat down next to me and immediately got SUPER physical w me. like.... feeling me up and trying to stick her hand down my pants in front of everyone else. i was sligtly uncomfortable given the audience but definitely was super curious
BTW, T has super amazing D cups. like uuuuhnnnnnghhh omg fake tittys
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659272) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:30 AM Author: fragrant tank
so, i leaned my head into hers and she sorta aggressively grabbed my chin and started kissing me
she is honestly a FANTASTIC kisser, i cant even put into words how much i love making out w her
anyway, within minutes we moved into my bedroom and our clothes were soon on the floor
i honesty have to thank xoxo for this in part and also my irl trans friends and jmaw bc getting w this T girl felt entirely natural and hot as fuck to me
in any case, she immediately started going to town on me downstairs. like... cant even put it into words how well she fingered me. was other-worldly
anyway, we ended up fucking on my satin sheets. WITH CONDOM, i might add. (im not a tard btw)
it was an entirely 180 experience to feel an above-average girth COCK inside me while riding a hot as fuck GIRL and fondling each others tits
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659287) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:32 AM Author: fragrant tank
at the end of night when we were standing outside smoking w her friend. we had been groping and fondling each other night in super flirty way, but when her friend made a comment about how great her fake tits looked, she responded w a comment about how great her cock still worked
i honestly wasnt 100% sure til then
she is SUPER feminine
it was so 180 and honestly one of the most 180 sexual experiences ive ever had
*edit* i caught hints of her adams apple or whatever earlier in the night so i was honestly baffled but not 100% sure
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659290) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:50 AM Author: fragrant tank
you sent me an email babe and i responded and you told me to have fun at the satriani show
<3
hows that for proof its me <3
great to see you again btw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659328) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:52 AM Author: comical cobalt parlor psychic
lol. yeah, this is the real JCM. 180
1) can you tell us color of T-girl's hair?
2) Did she make you cum?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659331) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:56 AM Author: fragrant tank
1- i dont feel comfortable saying that bc i dont want to be outted or have her outted. all i will say is she is a fit, white T-girl about the same height as me
2- holy fuck yes
i cant even put into words how 180 it is to grind on somone ontop or reverse cowgirl. but ontop you can squeeze each others tits like uuuunnnnghhhh omg. i dont normally squirt a ton but i did w her
plus she has a fairly feminine face so it was literally like best of both worlds
UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHH holy fuck
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659338) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 2:54 AM Author: fragrant tank
i wont fuck her without a condom bc we arent exclusive and im not a retard. i dont want aids. i hate to be rude, but thats the truth.
that being said, the second time we hooked up, i FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HER. holy fuck. we did S OO MUCH FUCKING BLOWCAINE
i can tell that story too if people wanna hear it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659334) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:29 AM Author: fragrant tank
ok, oh god
so as most of you know i still had the strapon belt from my previous SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS with my dude back in october-ish
i still had a (small) pink dildo left from that that i never used. as an std rule, i dont re-use dildos. idk, im super anal (legit no pun intendedd) about not re-using sex toys. idk, i paid too much attention in high school STD class
anyway
the first night i ever pegged her was after a completely silly 80s show we went to at a bar in a silly part of town. a friend of mine was dj'ing. anyway, we came back to my place and she clearly wanted to be FUCKED.
i had to grab my faggot roommate and ask him for some lube, which was 238943289423894382904389043 convo if you had actually heard it in its entirety
anyway, i made her hop in the shower bc not to be gross, but her asshole wasnt completely clean. then i lubed her up TO EXCESS and slowly and SUPER SLOWLY worked my way in
holy shit am i really talking about this on xoxo? lmfao
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659400) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:53 AM Author: fragrant tank
i mean, what else do you want to hear?
i thrusted into her, aggressively, and at one point she YELPED!!!
oh god, is it rude of mee to discuss this? idk
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659439) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:36 AM Author: fragrant tank
see above
basixllay we went out to a 180 80s show. came back to my house, had to N**** BEG my roommate for lube. he laughed his ass off. i had a SHITTON of blowcaine. I blew i semi fat line off her cock and then she INSISTED on blowing them off me. so i poured a shitton (retarded amount, really) on my pussy (freshly shaved, i might add) and then my belly and all over the floor and retardedness. we literally ended up licking a bunch of coke off the wood floors in my bedroom.
BUT HOLY SHIT, WE FUCKED. WE FUCKED. WE FUCKED. UUUUUUNNNNNGH.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659409) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:08 AM Author: fragrant tank
i just wanna say... the shittiest part about safe sex is... i really wanna suck her FAT COCK to completion but i havent gone down on her AT ALL bc of my concern about stds
I fucking LOVE SUCKING DICK and it sucks i cant do it here but oh, well. you win some and you lose some.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659359) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:15 AM Author: fragrant tank
she's been pretty mentally unstable w me lately
the other day she sent me a text at like 8 am asking me who my favorite spice girl was and why would i want to fuck them more than her
then she asked me when i was going to introduce her to my dad. THEN immediately followed up w a text saying she was going to fuck her (gay guy) ex. THEN 10 mins later said "no i dont like him anymore, when do you get out of work?i wanna fuck your pussy so hard babe"
im not an idiot. she is hot as FUUUUUUUCK but CLEARLY mentally unstable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659375) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:39 AM Author: fragrant tank
serious thing you guys: if you want to fuck hot girls and especially hot t girls
BECOME A FUCKING DJ
i cannot stress this enough
the night of my gig i got hit on SO FUCKING MUCH it was honestly an unhealthy level of retarded
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35659414) |
Date: March 22nd, 2018 10:34 AM Author: Sooty Pit
The most 180 aspect of this entire thread is how JCM is now firmly on Team Fake Tits.
Welcome!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3925367&forum_id=2#35660501) |
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