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wife punched and slapped me repeatedly after i came to bed late

she had a big professional exam the next morning, and wanted...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
Sounds pretty normal, just help her around the house more an...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
i already do the majority of the house work. also, she's an...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
This has got to be flame.
adventurous cobalt filthpig
  03/27/18
i wish.
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
Badmarriage Pumo may say otherwise, but brother, you just ne...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
my eye isn't that black, just a very small area of purple on...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
Your wife crossing red lines and your not rising to the chal...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
Bro, of course he needs to GTFO right away. LOL at staying ...
exciting hospital jewess
  03/27/18
your race? her race? what does she do? is she way hotter tha...
Vermilion Provocative Ape Faggot Firefighter
  03/27/18
Sorry brother. Retreat into the sweet release of benzos and ...
Cerebral Bistre Locus People Who Are Hurt
  03/27/18
Take pictures of the bruises.
adventurous cobalt filthpig
  03/27/18
Also CR.
exciting hospital jewess
  03/27/18
Correct, that is pretty embarrassing.
Deranged Comical Kitty Cat
  03/27/18
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outnumbered racy roommate
  03/27/18
You sound like an asshole. If my wife did that before a big ...
rough-skinned corner
  03/27/18
tbf, she got 8 hours (11:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m.), but she spen...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
I’d still be furious. It’s more that she didn’t care enough ...
rough-skinned corner
  03/27/18
Yes don’t divorce, I’m sure it will be much more beneficial ...
Mustard market wagecucks
  03/27/18
are u banging teh other girl? she seems right to be mad abou...
fragrant immigrant
  03/27/18
obviously i was totally in the wrong about the other girl, s...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
Lol empathy imagine wife exchanging pics texts with darnell
very tactful dark principal's office
  03/27/18
that's what i don't get - i would be pissed and possibly lea...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
Well she apparently would. Who knows why the difference in r...
very tactful dark principal's office
  03/27/18
The why in the difference of response is that we don’t teach...
Internet-worthy Foreskin Ladyboy
  03/27/18
We don't emphasize women not raping and hitting because it's...
very tactful dark principal's office
  03/27/18
You need to hit her in the throat with two fingers such that...
adventurous cobalt filthpig
  03/27/18
He needs to punch her in the sternum at exactly the right an...
green sticky office
  03/27/18
If he can pull it off, yes, definitely.
adventurous cobalt filthpig
  03/27/18
she was instigating for you to hit her back and rape her so ...
aromatic step-uncle's house cuckoldry
  03/27/18
...
Deranged Comical Kitty Cat
  03/27/18
You should take a SHIT on your wife's face.
Rebellious charismatic station hairy legs
  03/27/18
OP, have you given yourself a chance to love her yet?
cream aphrodisiac windowlicker
  03/27/18
Pumo, I have a miserable marriage with a frigid Wife who is ...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
“I'd be doing the Uptown Funk dance all the way to the polic...
Mustard market wagecucks
  03/27/18
https://youtu.be/OPf0YbXqDm0?t=94
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
...
aromatic step-uncle's house cuckoldry
  03/27/18
sounds like you need to bait your wife into hitting you
cream aphrodisiac windowlicker
  03/27/18
We both reside in a place called One False Moveland.
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
This guy gets it
razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  03/27/18
...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
yeah, but the difference is you didn't cheat/text with anoth...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
I don't give a fuck about what I did do or didn't do. Get y...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
Cheating on your wife right after she had a baby is the lowe...
exciting hospital jewess
  03/27/18
This guy appreciates good flame
adventurous cobalt filthpig
  03/27/18
$5K and I’ll give you the black eye you need to frame your w...
Internet-worthy Foreskin Ladyboy
  03/27/18
Lol
outnumbered racy roommate
  03/27/18
you've developed a refined abstract after all these years of...
swashbuckling sanctuary
  03/27/18
The great bort is my only outlet for marital frustrations.
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
...
buck-toothed weed whacker
  03/27/18
You deserve it asshole.
Pungent affirmative action associate
  03/27/18
I really like it here
outnumbered racy roommate
  03/27/18
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snowy vigorous cumskin
  03/27/18
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glittery yarmulke
  03/27/18
we actually tried fucking the day after she found the texts,...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
Lmao, great flame brother
outnumbered racy roommate
  03/27/18
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Mustard market wagecucks
  03/27/18
...
Infuriating vibrant pisswyrm feces
  03/27/18
Johnsmeyer is like the Babe Ruth of flame.
exciting hospital jewess
  03/27/18
...
Seedy Sneaky Criminal
  03/28/18
lol wut
cream aphrodisiac windowlicker
  03/27/18
...
fear-inspiring box office friendly grandma
  03/27/18
Sounds like your VENOM STICK is POZitively toxic
aromatic step-uncle's house cuckoldry
  03/27/18
The UTI thing is not uncommon, if she goes to her lady docto...
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
or she could just try peeing after sex - the urine helps was...
Thriller pervert abode
  03/27/18
Peeing after sex and drinking cranberry juice a few times a ...
Infuriating vibrant pisswyrm feces
  03/27/18
Shit, even MY wife hasn't done that (yet).
lemon gunner state
  03/27/18
This is a pretty cr thread
fear-inspiring box office friendly grandma
  03/27/18
OP took an interesting twist
burgundy haunted graveyard
  03/27/18
(Thunder Collins Lite)
Erotic Chestnut Antidepressant Drug Rehab
  03/27/18
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lemon gunner state
  03/27/18
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fragrant immigrant
  03/27/18
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Deranged Comical Kitty Cat
  03/27/18
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Bat-shit-crazy half-breed
  03/27/18
You sound like you deserve each other
Infuriating vibrant pisswyrm feces
  03/27/18
Bluebirds tend to marry bluebirds
Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets
  03/27/18
HOW COME NO ONE HAS ASKED FOR THE RISKE PICS YET
Thriller pervert abode
  03/27/18
*unzips*
rose deep theater
  03/27/18
wife just texted that she loves me. she also apologized in ...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/27/18
that obviously makes it all nbd
cream aphrodisiac windowlicker
  03/27/18
your home is already broken safety should be the first co...
swashbuckling sanctuary
  03/27/18
dated a stripper like this once
brass area
  03/27/18
we decided to give it a chance. but today she's going cra...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/28/18
I wanted to kill my past two roommates, who would wake me up...
Seedy Sneaky Criminal
  03/28/18
she yelled at me in the past about not coming in to sleep in...
Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell
  03/28/18


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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

she had a big professional exam the next morning, and wanted to get to bed at 9:00 p.m. I told her I had some work to finish up and will be in bed by 10:00 p.m. I lost track of time and went to bed at 11:00 p.m., went to the bathroom for a bit which woke her up. She got pissed, started punching my arm while cursing me out, and then spent the next half hour cursing at me and repeated punching or slapping my face, with full force.

She's not that strong so there's not that damage, but there is some bruising around the corner of my eye this morning.

this is not the first time she's punched me, but this is by far the most violent. In the past it's been a slap on the face or a couple of punches or kicks, for similar infractions.

but obviously this time it's not just about coming to bed late - last week she was checking my phone and saw that I was talking to a girl I had met through work, and she was going through a tough relationship and really liked me, and texted me some pretty riske pictures. I then invited her to meet up with me when I go to an out of town work trip.

Obviously we got into a huge fight about that last week, but she said she wanted to give me another chance, which basically consists of me not arguing or talking back to her about anything, ever, and not letting my mother, whom she hates, ever see our infant daughter.

If we didn't have a kid, I'd definitely walk out, but I decided to stick it out b/c I don't want my daughter to be in a broken home.

But the recent bout of violence really shook me and I'm not sure if I should stick around or not. I don't really have anyone to talk to about this, since it's pretty embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700627)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

Sounds pretty normal, just help her around the house more and I'm sure she'll warm up to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700649)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

i already do the majority of the house work. also, she's an xo meme when it comes to money. i made almost 400k last year and she complains constantly about me not making any money while working too many hours, and how it's not enough to survive in a big city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700675)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt filthpig

This has got to be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700681)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

i wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700740)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

Badmarriage Pumo may say otherwise, but brother, you just need to gtfo. Take the kid and go to your parents house and file for divorce. If you have the nuts, go file a police report against your wife for domestic abuse while your eye is still black, the state will fuck her to the wall with all of the new #metoo domestic violence laws that are being passed.

Whats worse: your kid's parents not being together, or your girl learning how to treat a husband by watching her mother. Really, think about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700698)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

my eye isn't that black, just a very small area of purple on the corner. i went to work this morning and nobody noticed anything.

i'm thinking about texting my mom with a picture just to document this, but frankly i don't want to worry her either.

i really don't know about the kid, most of the time the wife and i are cordial, even though we have a dead bedroom.

but in the last few days i noticed that the daughter is looking a bit more sad b/c she's probably picking up on the hostility, and it's breaking my heart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700757)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

Your wife crossing red lines and your not rising to the challenge makes me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700928)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: exciting hospital jewess

Bro, of course he needs to GTFO right away. LOL at staying for the kid like this crazy bitch doesn't beat the shit out of that child when he's not around working all those long hours. He should leave, take kid to parents and file restraining order asap. PS this is completely obvious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701401)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Vermilion Provocative Ape Faggot Firefighter

your race? her race? what does she do? is she way hotter than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700710)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Bistre Locus People Who Are Hurt

Sorry brother. Retreat into the sweet release of benzos and video games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700640)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt filthpig

Take pictures of the bruises.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700642)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: exciting hospital jewess

Also CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701407)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Deranged Comical Kitty Cat

Correct, that is pretty embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700648)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: outnumbered racy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700927)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: rough-skinned corner

You sound like an asshole. If my wife did that before a big professional exam, I’d be furious. She shouldn’t be punching you in the face, obviously, but you do kinda deserve it.

That said, the other stuff you said about her seems worse than this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700679)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

tbf, she got 8 hours (11:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m.), but she spent like 30 mins of that cursing me out and punching me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700788)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned corner

I’d still be furious. It’s more that she didn’t care enough to respect my wishes the night before a big exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700818)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Mustard market wagecucks

Yes don’t divorce, I’m sure it will be much more beneficial for your dotter to see her mother beating the shit out of her “father” on a regular basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700703)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: fragrant immigrant

are u banging teh other girl? she seems right to be mad about the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700720)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

obviously i was totally in the wrong about the other girl, so i feel like i kind of deserved this beat down. i just stood there and took it without even attempting to defend myself.

right now i'm leaning towards let this one be a freebie and call it even for my indiscretion, but i seriously don't understand how my wife could act so violently in that situation, it's like she was momentarily psychotic, just lacked any capacity for empathy, humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700739)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: very tactful dark principal's office

Lol empathy imagine wife exchanging pics texts with darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700746)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

that's what i don't get - i would be pissed and possibly leave her (though maybe i would stay together b/c of the kid), but i wouldn't beat the crap out of her and curse her out like that days after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700766)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: very tactful dark principal's office

Well she apparently would. Who knows why the difference in response. Anyways if that's a week ago she is definitely still pissed off about it. And in all likelihood that's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700786)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Foreskin Ladyboy

The why in the difference of response is that we don’t teach girls since birth that hitting the opposite sex is WRONG, BAD, AND THE EQUIVALENT OF OJ SIMPSON, but we do for boys, in TTT western world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700899)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: very tactful dark principal's office

We don't emphasize women not raping and hitting because it's far less threatening. But yes that is likely why women probably have more irl experience slapping people etc. No one should rape or hit anyone of course.

He could have easily restrained his wife (unless he's dating some megabutch or he's some minitwink). But he didnt because he felt like he deserved it. Anyways he should restrain her next time. Maybe he didnt this time because he was also too surprised. If she escalates to using weapons then he needs to gtfo obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700923)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt filthpig

You need to hit her in the throat with two fingers such that she can't breathe but it leaves no marks, or similar, if she does that again. Explain to her then that violence is not appropriate. And stop doing the fucking housework, and passive-aggressively messing with other chicks then masochistically taking punishment.

At minimum, you need to talk with her and make clear violence like that will not be tolerated. You are in an escalating abuse situation, because she is looking for you to take charge, and you are pussying about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700762)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: green sticky office

He needs to punch her in the sternum at exactly the right angle such that her lungs are paralyzed. Then be like "I've temporarily disabled your breathing. In the absence of oxygen, the average human body can survive for an average of one minute before passing out. Brain damage, and then death soon follow. *looks at watch* .You've been out of breath for 37 seconds now. Are you ever going to hit me again? No? Good. *punches sternum again, releasing lung paralysis.* Better? I'm glad we understand each other."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701164)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt filthpig

If he can pull it off, yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701183)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house cuckoldry

she was instigating for you to hit her back and rape her so she'd be exhausted and could fall asleep to rest for her test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700744)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Deranged Comical Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700777)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Rebellious charismatic station hairy legs

You should take a SHIT on your wife's face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700760)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac windowlicker

OP, have you given yourself a chance to love her yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700773)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

Pumo, I have a miserable marriage with a frigid Wife who is a fucking psychopath. I stay up approx. 4 nights a week to do night work for our baby because my Wife, who is on maternity leave, doesn't want to be tired for Yoga. She hasn't worked in 2018 yet has a housekeeper come to clean. For all practical purposes my Wife does nothing with our 3 years old. She spends more than she makes, does very little around the house, and calls me at least every other day in a crying panic about something trivial like she can't find the remote control and she wants me to leave work to come home to find it. I've had sex 3 times in the last 12 months. Yet, I stay.

However, if she hit me - especially if it left a bruise - I'd be doing the Uptown Funk dance all the way to the police station to go file my DV charges and get my custody order. Then I would literally ride a rainbow while singing Walking on Sunshine to my divorce attorney's office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700784)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Mustard market wagecucks

“I'd be doing the Uptown Funk dance all the way to the police station to go file my DV charges and get my custody order”

180 imagery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700842)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

https://youtu.be/OPf0YbXqDm0?t=94



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700865)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700920)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac windowlicker

sounds like you need to bait your wife into hitting you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700861)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

We both reside in a place called One False Moveland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700871)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle indian lodge

This guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700888)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700897)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

yeah, but the difference is you didn't cheat/text with another girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700877)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

I don't give a fuck about what I did do or didn't do. Get your head on straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700884)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: exciting hospital jewess

Cheating on your wife right after she had a baby is the lowest of the low. Like you have to be a pretty shitty person with a broken soul that you can twist your head that far around only weeks after what should have been one of the greatest moments of your life together. I would go so far as saying that anyone capable of cheating on their wife with a less than 6 month old is an irredeemably shitty person, even if baby is collicky, wife is super PPD, etc. At that moment, you shouldn't have the space in your brain to worry about some dumb bitch at work and her bad relationship.

That said, about the only instance where that kind of thing would be excusable is if you've essentially got battered spouse syndrome happening and the staying spouse is effectively excused from homicidal rage. And that's why there is real brilliance in this flame, right down to the law school hypo issue spotter design of the fact pattern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701510)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt filthpig

This guy appreciates good flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701687)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Foreskin Ladyboy

$5K and I’ll give you the black eye you need to frame your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700917)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: outnumbered racy roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700937)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling sanctuary

you've developed a refined abstract after all these years of describing you're marriage on this bort

the walking on sunshine bit is a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701098)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

The great bort is my only outlet for marital frustrations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701115)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35702261)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Pungent affirmative action associate

You deserve it asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700833)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: outnumbered racy roommate

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700904)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: snowy vigorous cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700910)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: glittery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700906)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

we actually tried fucking the day after she found the texts, and i said part of the issue is b/c we don't have sex anymore.

it resulted in me not getting it up at first, then when it's working, her being in too much pain to continue.

also, she says she always gets a painful UTI everytime we have sex, which is why she always dreads it, and I said I can shower and wear a condom, but google says that doesn't always work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700932)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: outnumbered racy roommate

Lmao, great flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700965)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Mustard market wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701039)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Infuriating vibrant pisswyrm feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701206)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: exciting hospital jewess

Johnsmeyer is like the Babe Ruth of flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701444)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Seedy Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35710629)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac windowlicker

lol wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700974)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701019)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house cuckoldry

Sounds like your VENOM STICK is POZitively toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701037)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

The UTI thing is not uncommon, if she goes to her lady doctor they can prescribe something that will prevent her from getting UTIs after sex. I had a LTR that had this same issue and the medication cleared it right up.

As for your dick, hell, get some cialis and go hammering around with your iron rebar dick.

As for your marriage, shit brother, you don't seem to have any understanding of how deep you've sunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701101)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Thriller pervert abode

or she could just try peeing after sex - the urine helps wash out whatever may be causing the inflammation. get a prescription if that doesn't work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701641)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Infuriating vibrant pisswyrm feces

Peeing after sex and drinking cranberry juice a few times a week (or taking extract as a supplement) will take care of this issue in ~95% of women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35703118)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: lemon gunner state

Shit, even MY wife hasn't done that (yet).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35700938)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office friendly grandma

This is a pretty cr thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701026)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: burgundy haunted graveyard

OP took an interesting twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701036)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Erotic Chestnut Antidepressant Drug Rehab

(Thunder Collins Lite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701057)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: lemon gunner state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701126)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: fragrant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701131)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Deranged Comical Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701156)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35703197)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Infuriating vibrant pisswyrm feces

You sound like you deserve each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701077)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Cyan mildly autistic spot nibblets

Bluebirds tend to marry bluebirds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701121)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller pervert abode

HOW COME NO ONE HAS ASKED FOR THE RISKE PICS YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701655)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: rose deep theater

*unzips*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35701660)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

wife just texted that she loves me. she also apologized in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35703033)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac windowlicker

that obviously makes it all nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35703104)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling sanctuary

your home is already broken

safety should be the first consideration, especially since children are prone to infraction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35703134)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: brass area

dated a stripper like this once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35703191)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

we decided to give it a chance.

but today she's going crazy about my mom, wants to set up a call to yell at her, and somehow blocked my mom and dad's numbers on my phone.

close to giving up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35710575)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Seedy Sneaky Criminal

I wanted to kill my past two roommates, who would wake me up again and again even though I asked them not to. Why didn't you just sleep on the couch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35710607)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Misunderstood Hell

she yelled at me in the past about not coming in to sleep in bed when i tried that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930821&forum_id=2#35710683)