...	Irradiated pearl crackhouse french chef	04/17/18
Cape Town is paradise	Navy Hunting Ground Twinkling Uncleanness	04/17/18
Cape town ran out of water	Misunderstood Whorehouse Pozpig	08/19/18
...	tripping theatre	04/17/18
...	nudist stage sound barrier	04/24/18
...	lascivious chrome rigor	08/19/18
...	Dark Feces Dragon	08/19/18
This is a NYT-style headline. New Yorker would be something ...	Soul-stirring dingle berry gunner	08/19/18

Date: April 17th, 2018 9:24 AM Author: Irradiated pearl crackhouse french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#35857819)

Date: April 17th, 2018 9:24 AM Author: Navy Hunting Ground Twinkling Uncleanness Cape Town is paradise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#35857820)

Date: August 19th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: Misunderstood Whorehouse Pozpig Cape town ran out of water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#36645320)

Date: April 17th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: tripping theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#35857826)

Date: April 24th, 2018 11:49 AM Author: nudist stage sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#35908466)

Date: August 19th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: lascivious chrome rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#36645300)

Date: August 19th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: Dark Feces Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#36645309)

Date: August 19th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: Soul-stirring dingle berry gunner This is a NYT-style headline. New Yorker would be something like “South Africa’s Emerging Fortress of Strength” and then the subhead would say “South Africa is forging itself into a diverse paradise...and there’s nothing Whitey can do about it.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951457&forum_id=2#36645361)