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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
Autistic Parlor
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
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My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
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  05/23/18
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territorial dead pit hominid
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
excitant peach church
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
abusive pozpig
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
excitant peach church
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
abusive pozpig
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
Ruby angry hospital round eye
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
abusive pozpig
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena
  05/23/18
right
abusive pozpig
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
abusive pozpig
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
Aphrodisiac gunner
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
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territorial dead pit hominid
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
Ruby angry hospital round eye
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
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painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
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  05/23/18
Probably Cr
painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
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beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
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  05/23/18
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  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
crimson bateful boltzmann bawdyhouse
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
Yellow National
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
zombie-like tan kitchen halford
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
Autistic Parlor
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
crimson bateful boltzmann bawdyhouse
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
Autistic Parlor
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Deep office laser beams
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
bipolar pungent juggernaut
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
violent jew queen of the night
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
Spruce high-end lodge giraffe
  05/23/18
...
territorial dead pit hominid
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
Aphrodisiac gunner
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Autistic Parlor

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: pontificating erotic indirect expression menage

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Charcoal disgusting potus native

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: territorial dead pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: excitant peach church

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: abusive pozpig

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: excitant peach church

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: abusive pozpig

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Ruby angry hospital round eye

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: abusive pozpig

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: abusive pozpig

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: abusive pozpig

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gunner

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: Shivering Factory Reset Button

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: territorial dead pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Ruby angry hospital round eye

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: chartreuse spectacular crackhouse

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: pale infuriating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: mahogany genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: zombie-like tan kitchen halford

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: beta bat shit crazy piazza striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Charcoal disgusting potus native

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: cyan space

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: crimson bateful boltzmann bawdyhouse

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Yellow National

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: zombie-like tan kitchen halford

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Autistic Parlor

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: crimson bateful boltzmann bawdyhouse

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Autistic Parlor

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Deep office laser beams

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: bipolar pungent juggernaut

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: violent jew queen of the night

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Spruce high-end lodge giraffe

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: territorial dead pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gunner

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: painfully honest bull headed mental disorder temple

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)