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Lol Ali Wong is pretty funny. Has a bit on agwwg and her HANDSOME
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219672) |
Date: June 10th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: Buck-toothed gold station corn cake Id fuck her in that leopard print dress when she not pregnant. And she would happily receive said fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219701) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:16 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams Like u wouldn't fuck her pregnant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219710) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: Buck-toothed gold station corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219715) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: Scarlet senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219733) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: Orange soggy university describe bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219712) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams My husband is Asian. Which a lot of people are shocked by, because, usually, Asian-American women who, like, you know, wear these kinda glasses and have a lot of opinions, they like to date white dudes. You go to any hipster neighborhood in a major city in America and that shit is turning into a Yoko Ono factory. It’s… too much. I don’t know what’s wrong with these bitches. I get it, you know, because being with a white dude you feel very… You feel very picturesque when you’re with a white dude, you know. You feel like you’re in a Wes Anderson movie or something. And you know, white dudes, they teach you about a lot of cool stuff like voting and recycling, and disturbing documentaries. They introduce you to cool stuff like that and it’s very, you know, it’s hot hookin’ up with a white dude. I mean, nothing makes me feel more powerful than when a white dude eats my pussy. Oh, my God. I just feel like I’m absorbing all of that privilege and all of that entitlement… …you know, just right there, through the money hole and just… And then also, he’s so vulnerable down there. I’m, like, “I could just crush your head at any moment, white man! I could just kill you right now! Crush those brains! Colonize the colonizer!” You know? But I think that for marriage, it can be nice to be with somebody of your own race. The advantage is that you get to go home… and be racist together. You get to say whatever you like! You don’t gotta explain shit. My husband, half-Filipino, half-Japanese. I’m half-Chinese and half-Vietnamese. And we spend 100 percent of our time shitting on Korean people. It’s… amazing. It’s what love is built on, you know? |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed coffee pot hall OMG not okay! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219755) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:50 PM Author: Magical Tan Elastic Band nyuug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: sinister underhanded locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220352) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: buff disgusting institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220868) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: Buck-toothed gold station corn cake nothing about this is humorous or appealing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220728) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:45 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams (guy who thinks reading standup comedy scritps is usually funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220857) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: Emerald abode her delivery isn't any better (I've seen it) women just aren't funny man, it's a fact of life |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams nah some of her bits are funny
she's one of hte funniest female comics ive seen (super low bar tbf |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: sinister underhanded locus I agree, but her raunchy schtick wears thin pretty quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220887) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams well i tried watching amy schumer once and turned it off 5 min in when she started making nonjokes about her period, so like i said its a low bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220894) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:57 AM Author: sickened henna filthpig Schumer’s standup is pathetic. It’s amazing how far she went off of basically two or three funny sketches in the first few episodes of her Comedy Central show that she clearly didn’t write herself. It’s the biggest flaw of our current “viral video as ratings” system of commercial TV. A show will get canceled with a bad first two episodes and nothing has a chance to grow slowly ad figure things out, but have a great pilot and one more good episode and you’re forgiven for sucking for a half a decade after that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304521) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Emerald abode like literally every single female comic, she has to resort to being vulgar to even get a chuckle. They think they can do "locker room talk", but it just comes across as painfully try-hard MUH VAGINA! |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Buck-toothed gold station corn cake I don't like the CONTENT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220876) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Onyx tripping theater laser beams (Korean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220879) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:15 AM Author: Curious liquid oxygen gas station fairly solid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36221413) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Beady-eyed coffee pot hall Very few women are actually funny but the ones who are tend to be minority women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219723) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: Emerald abode rancid Wanda Sykes trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219729) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:22 PM Author: submissive electric state "but jews ARE white" spun the ratpoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219741) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: Floppy hell giraffe In "Baby Cobra," she talks about how attractive she finds Asian men. Pisses off self-hating Asian women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219838) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Emerald abode uh she also mentions that her pussy is a "public park" and discusses fucking a literal homeless man (very likely white) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219865) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:45 PM Author: 180 corner /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220169) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Floppy hell giraffe Yes, she fucked white guys. But she's not a self-hating Asian Wonsan who rips on Asian men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220196) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Emerald abode her entire schtick is that she married him for his money and general status as a beta provider lol sorry, you're done here, Cho |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Floppy hell giraffe Most women marry men for their money, status, etc. This is why very few women marry down.
Contrast her comedy to self hating Asian women such as Esther Ku. |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: erotic theater stage its funny if you do audio only (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220255) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 9:45 PM Author: erotic theater stage eh, i cant. just cant. ive tried twice now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220492) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 9:47 PM Author: bonkers athletic conference ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220507) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: galvanic native masturbator ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220746) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: galvanic native masturbator I actually snickered at the Korean bit because I didn't expect it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220747) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Ungodly bistre halford parlour i'm asian and noticed an uptick in my app dating matches. whenever we talk about the comedy club scene here in the city all the girls i go out with mention how hilarious they find ali wong. it's starting to make sense now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36221388) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: jade candlestick maker brunch I thought this was the best standup I'd seen in a while. Lots of clever, funny and non-pc shit. There was a bit of a lul in the middle part when she was talking about her sexuality but ended on a strong note i thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304348) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:23 AM Author: Glittery trailer park her first special was stronger; this one did have a few slow parts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304466) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:35 AM Author: jade candlestick maker brunch the first is the one i saw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304947) |