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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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Adventurous house masturbator
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
Histrionic Rusted Circlehead
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/17/18
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Bright exciting dopamine
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
shaky point
  06/17/18
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Histrionic Rusted Circlehead
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
Bright exciting dopamine
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
fighting roast beef
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
Histrionic Rusted Circlehead
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
Bright exciting dopamine
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
Histrionic Rusted Circlehead
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
Bright exciting dopamine
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
fighting roast beef
  06/17/18
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Histrionic Rusted Circlehead
  06/17/18
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lemon nofapping quadroon
  06/18/18
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Magenta nubile candlestick maker
  06/19/18
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Obsidian contagious whorehouse azn
  06/19/18
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Flushed Theater Stage Newt
  06/19/18
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godawful nursing home shitlib
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
up-to-no-good marvelous gas station yarmulke
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
mind-boggling location
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
hilarious filthy prole
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
Bearded boyish stock car
  06/20/18
So what?
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
ljlllll
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
Trip Geriatric Lodge
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
orange double fault
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
orange double fault
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
supple honey-headed indian lodge
  06/19/18
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Shimmering public bath water buffalo
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/19/18
Clients?
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
offensive school trump supporter
  06/21/18
who are you?
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
This
ultramarine brunch volcanic crater
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
startling rough-skinned roommate
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
gold marketing idea headpube
  06/18/18
please stay away
plum black woman death wish
  06/18/18
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clear mewling sweet tailpipe
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Seedy bateful rigor principal's office
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
irate lascivious boistinker school cafeteria
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Seedy bateful rigor principal's office
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
irate lascivious boistinker school cafeteria
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Seedy bateful rigor principal's office
  06/19/18
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Galvanic hyperventilating stage
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
startling rough-skinned roommate
  06/19/18
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Galvanic hyperventilating stage
  06/19/18
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godawful nursing home shitlib
  06/20/18
Cr.
Twinkling Private Investor
  06/21/18
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vengeful lime puppy
  06/21/18
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razzle toilet seat base
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
spectacular halford plaza
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Seedy bateful rigor principal's office
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
Magenta nubile candlestick maker
  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
turquoise judgmental space party of the first part
  06/19/18
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Pearl dashing crackhouse
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amber set
  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
mischievous excitant haunted graveyard
  06/19/18
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provocative jade university
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supple honey-headed indian lodge
  06/19/18
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Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
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Underhanded Background Story Box Office
  06/19/18
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Peach travel guidebook
  06/20/18
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fiercely-loyal fear-inspiring garrison
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
jet-lagged hairraiser lay
  06/19/18
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vengeful lime puppy
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
Fragrant address pervert
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/19/18
link?
hideous chrome casino
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
ultramarine brunch volcanic crater
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
Gay greedy sanctuary
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
orange double fault
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
vivacious dilemma multi-billionaire
  06/19/18
lol
crystalline electric athletic conference chapel
  06/21/18
LOL
Twinkling Private Investor
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
Histrionic Rusted Circlehead
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
big knife state
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
gold marketing idea headpube
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Mint Exhilarant Office
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
Gay greedy sanctuary
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
irate lascivious boistinker school cafeteria
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
provocative jade university
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
Costumed Business Firm Persian
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Mint Exhilarant Office
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
ultramarine brunch volcanic crater
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
brass round eye
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Multi-colored infuriating dysfunction theatre
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
aphrodisiac lake kitchen
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
light philosopher-king
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
bipolar curious jap range
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
Free-loading motley tanning salon
  06/20/18
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Violent Market
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
vivacious dilemma multi-billionaire
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
Flatulent Karate
  06/21/18
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vengeful lime puppy
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
Flatulent Karate
  06/21/18
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Gay greedy sanctuary
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
magical step-uncle's house clown
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
magical step-uncle's house clown
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
Splenetic hairy legs
  06/21/18
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magical step-uncle's house clown
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
vengeful lime puppy
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
Adventurous house masturbator
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
Free-loading motley tanning salon
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
razzle toilet seat base
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
magical step-uncle's house clown
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
Flatulent Karate
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
magical step-uncle's house clown
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Rusted Circlehead

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Bright exciting dopamine



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: shaky point

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Rusted Circlehead



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Bright exciting dopamine

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: fighting roast beef

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Rusted Circlehead

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Bright exciting dopamine

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Rusted Circlehead

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Bright exciting dopamine

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: fighting roast beef

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Rusted Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: lemon nofapping quadroon



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Magenta nubile candlestick maker



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Obsidian contagious whorehouse azn



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Flushed Theater Stage Newt



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: godawful nursing home shitlib



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good marvelous gas station yarmulke

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: hilarious filthy prole

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Bearded boyish stock car

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Trip Geriatric Lodge

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: orange double fault

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: orange double fault

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: supple honey-headed indian lodge

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Shimmering public bath water buffalo



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: offensive school trump supporter

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch volcanic crater

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: startling rough-skinned roommate

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: gold marketing idea headpube

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: plum black woman death wish

please stay away

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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: clear mewling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Seedy bateful rigor principal's office

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: irate lascivious boistinker school cafeteria

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Seedy bateful rigor principal's office

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: irate lascivious boistinker school cafeteria

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Seedy bateful rigor principal's office

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Galvanic hyperventilating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: startling rough-skinned roommate

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Galvanic hyperventilating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: godawful nursing home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Twinkling Private Investor

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: vengeful lime puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: razzle toilet seat base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: spectacular halford plaza

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Seedy bateful rigor principal's office

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Magenta nubile candlestick maker

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: turquoise judgmental space party of the first part

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Pearl dashing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: amber set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: mischievous excitant haunted graveyard

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Hot odious den tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: provocative jade university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: supple honey-headed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Underhanded Background Story Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Peach travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal fear-inspiring garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: jet-lagged hairraiser lay

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: vengeful lime puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Fragrant address pervert

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: hideous chrome casino

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch volcanic crater

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Gay greedy sanctuary

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: orange double fault

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma multi-billionaire

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: crystalline electric athletic conference chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Twinkling Private Investor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Rusted Circlehead

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: big knife state

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: gold marketing idea headpube

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Mint Exhilarant Office

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Gay greedy sanctuary

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: irate lascivious boistinker school cafeteria

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: provocative jade university

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Costumed Business Firm Persian

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Mint Exhilarant Office

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch volcanic crater

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: brass round eye

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored infuriating dysfunction theatre

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lake kitchen

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: light philosopher-king

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: bipolar curious jap range

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Free-loading motley tanning salon

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Violent Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma multi-billionaire

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Flatulent Karate

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: vengeful lime puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Flatulent Karate

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Gay greedy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: magical step-uncle's house clown

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: magical step-uncle's house clown

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: magical step-uncle's house clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: vengeful lime puppy

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous house masturbator

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Free-loading motley tanning salon

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: razzle toilet seat base

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: magical step-uncle's house clown

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Flatulent Karate

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: magical step-uncle's house clown

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)