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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
Aromatic fanboi locale
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
Transparent thriller internal respiration
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
contagious electric furnace pistol
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
Transparent thriller internal respiration
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
Aromatic fanboi locale
  06/19/18
against a woman?
contagious electric furnace pistol
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
Aromatic fanboi locale
  06/19/18
destroy her!
contagious electric furnace pistol
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
Costumed sweet tailpipe useless brakes
  06/19/18
lol
Chocolate puppy main people
  06/19/18
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Electric Turdskin Native
  06/19/18
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motley elite house
  06/19/18
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mind-boggling french chef
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
hairless parlour
  06/19/18
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contagious electric furnace pistol
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
Chocolate puppy main people
  06/19/18
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Soggy Boyish Macaca
  06/19/18
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Costumed sweet tailpipe useless brakes
  06/19/18
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Pea-brained azure hunting ground
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
mischievous turquoise reading party
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
Flickering idea he suggested dopamine
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
Electric Turdskin Native
  06/19/18
explain please.
Trip resort volcanic crater
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
Aromatic fanboi locale
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
sapphire sound barrier blood rage
  06/19/18
money
Aromatic fanboi locale
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
Rough-skinned big trust fund
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Pea-brained azure hunting ground
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
Aromatic fanboi locale
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
fuchsia laughsome piazza haunted graveyard
  06/22/18
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magenta galvanic boiling water
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
walnut drunken newt
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
marvelous obsidian tank hell
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
bat-shit-crazy claret quadroon
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
Sepia odious boltzmann dilemma
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
Electric Turdskin Native
  06/22/18
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marvelous obsidian tank hell
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi locale

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Transparent thriller internal respiration

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: contagious electric furnace pistol

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Transparent thriller internal respiration

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi locale

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: contagious electric furnace pistol

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi locale

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: contagious electric furnace pistol

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe useless brakes

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Chocolate puppy main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Electric Turdskin Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: motley elite house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: hairless parlour

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: contagious electric furnace pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Chocolate puppy main people

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Soggy Boyish Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Costumed sweet tailpipe useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained azure hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: mischievous turquoise reading party

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Flickering idea he suggested dopamine

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Electric Turdskin Native

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Trip resort volcanic crater

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi locale

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: sapphire sound barrier blood rage

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi locale

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned big trust fund

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained azure hunting ground

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Aromatic fanboi locale

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: fuchsia laughsome piazza haunted graveyard

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: magenta galvanic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: walnut drunken newt

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: marvelous obsidian tank hell

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy claret quadroon

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: Sepia odious boltzmann dilemma

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Electric Turdskin Native

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: marvelous obsidian tank hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)