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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Irradiated haunting corn cake
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
Histrionic Set
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman
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I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Irradiated haunting corn cake
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
disturbing locale
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
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felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Mauve Impressive Indian Lodge
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Mauve Impressive Indian Lodge
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i c.
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thirsty property
  07/17/18
what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
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  07/17/18
"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Crawly range crotch
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
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you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Irate beta alpha
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not dishonest just extortive.
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
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Massive base
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Irradiated haunting corn cake

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: cobalt pontificating toilet seat den



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: mischievous police squad

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: khaki piazza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Boyish Rigor Feces

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: blue fiercely-loyal roommate milk

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Gay medicated idiot station



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Judgmental spectacular cruise ship



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: frum water buffalo state



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: cobalt pontificating toilet seat den



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: cobalt pontificating toilet seat den



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: cobalt pontificating toilet seat den



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Set

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Histrionic Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Set

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Irradiated haunting corn cake

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: disturbing locale

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: exhilarant coiffed prole crackhouse

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Mauve Impressive Indian Lodge

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Mauve Impressive Indian Lodge

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: thirsty property



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Crawly range crotch

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Crawly range crotch

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: exhilarant coiffed prole crackhouse

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Mauve Impressive Indian Lodge



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Irate beta alpha



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: exhilarant coiffed prole crackhouse

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Irate beta alpha

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: cobalt pontificating toilet seat den



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Irate beta alpha

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Diverse Puce Menage Skinny Woman

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: disturbing locale

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Massive base



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded tanning salon

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Massive base



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Citrine corner

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Indecent cowardly headpube nursing home

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)