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How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
Poppy Sadistic Base Crotch
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
Poppy Sadistic Base Crotch
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
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Costumed Home Wagecucks
  07/18/18
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henna turdskin
  07/18/18
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Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
Confused Pea-brained Senate
  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
Confused Pea-brained Senate
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
Purple Multi-colored Pit
  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
Purple Multi-colored Pit
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
Purple Multi-colored Pit
  07/18/18
...
Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
...
Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
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Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
thriller insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  07/18/18
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Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
Purple Multi-colored Pit
  07/18/18
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Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
Purple Multi-colored Pit
  07/18/18
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Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
Purple Multi-colored Pit
  07/18/18
...
Bateful Internal Respiration
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
Walnut space
  07/18/18
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cerise electric pocket flask bbw
  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
henna turdskin
  07/18/18
*take
slate theater boltzmann
  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
red stimulating stag film
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
Are assholes
fishy razzmatazz trust fund
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
red stimulating stag film
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate
  07/18/18
...
Costumed Home Wagecucks
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
lilac clown party of the first part
  07/18/18
...
Costumed Home Wagecucks
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
Costumed Home Wagecucks
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
fishy razzmatazz trust fund
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
lilac clown party of the first part
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Base Crotch

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Poppy Sadistic Base Crotch

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Costumed Home Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454526)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: henna turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455028)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454252)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Confused Pea-brained Senate

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Confused Pea-brained Senate

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Purple Multi-colored Pit

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Purple Multi-colored Pit

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Purple Multi-colored Pit

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454534)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: thriller insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454585)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Purple Multi-colored Pit

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Purple Multi-colored Pit

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454515)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Purple Multi-colored Pit

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Bateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454606)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Walnut space

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: cerise electric pocket flask bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454465)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: henna turdskin

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: slate theater boltzmann

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: red stimulating stag film

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: fishy razzmatazz trust fund

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: red stimulating stag film

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Indigo Orchestra Pit Doctorate

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Costumed Home Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454493)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: lilac clown party of the first part

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Costumed Home Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454500)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Costumed Home Wagecucks

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: fishy razzmatazz trust fund

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: lilac clown party of the first part

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)