Date: August 11th, 2018 5:43 PM Author: magenta chapel
that the Kenilworth bomb is definitely powerful. It's how you drop the bomb; it's the execution that matters. Obviously I'm not going to walk into an interview and say "Hi! I live in Kenilworth! Do you want to lick my balls?" I would start off a normal conversation but do so with confidence and a sense of certainty. The interviewer would ask about me, and I would just answer "oh, I'm in the suburbs" and act as if it's not a big deal. If he asks me what suburb, I would say "Oh, I'm in Kenilworth" and do so with a slight shit eating grin, as if I'm such a badass that being in Kenilworth is just icing on the cake. Next, I would charm him, pour some MBA jargon down his throat and then take the job for 60hrs/week of unbridled ecstasy.