dinner at a "brewpub" in flyover, should i now finish night at a "cowboy bar?"
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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Chestnut French Quadroon
I had 4 beers at the brewplace and one of the trashy bartender hoes with heavy mascara and a sleeve tattoo laughed at my flyover joke.
i feel like shit now. Can't do beer anymore with this heartburn shit. I am so old.
cowboy bar is an actual log cabin with $1 millers and $2 rotgut shots. It also includes a "history museum" which appears to just be a wall full of guns
as i was walking back i saw some BBWs get out of a pickup truck and go into the bar. This could totally be my scene except i feel like shit from.the beer
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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:52 PM Author: Laughsome crotch church building
i appreciate your sacrifice for the sake of Content Creation.
The cowboy bar (and museum!) sounds awesomeness
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Date: August 19th, 2018 12:01 AM Author: Useless dull cuckoldry
Oh damn where is this, get back in there
This sounds like business trip from heaven, weird memories to keep forecer
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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: Chestnut French Quadroon
It did but a different night. I was too lazy or drunk to go before. I walked back to hotel from a nicer restaurant where I had four beers and decided fuck it I will go to the cowboy bar. Inside was medium sized crowd. Mostly old timers but one table of young proles. Later a bunch of jacked but balf firefighter looking dudes came in. Only two women under 30 both of whom were carrying extra spare tires but one was doable but kind of looked like she had a cognitive disorder. I sat at bar next to two old dudes whose conversation consisted of which casino bars in town start serving booze at 10 am and if you are awake for that you can just start drinking then and go all day and bar hop until you finish your night across town.
i only saw one dude who actually looked like he could ride a horse and had a cowboy hat. He was there with some older lady who sat there drinking her beer while the dude slowly made the rounds looking at all of the guns and dead animals on the walls and old cowboy shit. There was another dude in a cowboy hat but he was a faggot boomer and it was one of those shitty slouch cowboy hats with a long pheasant feather or some gay shit in it. He tried to crash the millennial prole table and ended up playing cell phone charades with them for a while but bounced.
after about an hour a cheerful but fat and tall girl named hailey came in and sat next to me at bar. Had on tshirt and sweats, said she just finished her bartending shift a few towns over. Proceeded to ask me a bunch of questions about why i was in town and told me about her high school life and her hometown population 82 people. Then she drug me over to the prole millennial table where I had to listen to the methheads talk but hailey kept asking me about my life and fam and if i had ever been to california which I said yes and I am going back a couple of times this year so she had to tell me all about places to go because it is so great she went there once to see her cousin! She also told me about the time she went to minnesota ij high school on some school trip. I asked how old she was and she said 22 which was a shocker to me as i would have said 35, but i guess smoking and weighing 275 will do that to you.
then they were going to bounce to some other bar and i briefly considered going but would have had to ride in bed of haileys pickup truck with other prole millennials so i said no thanx. Bought the two old timers on the other side of me a shot of wild turkey 101 and coors bottle ($2.50 shot $1 bottle) and went back to hotel and passed out. Woke up 4 hours later and went to airport.
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