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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
dun coldplay fan
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
milky boyish tattoo
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
dun coldplay fan
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
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sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
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Crystalline Newt
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dun coldplay fan
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180
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cool story teddy
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Adventurous Half-breed
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You get zer0 pussy bro
Frum Theater Stage
  08/19/18
(chink)
dun coldplay fan
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
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dun coldplay fan
  08/19/18
penis do not click
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  08/19/18
maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
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Beady-eyed saffron haunted graveyard
  08/27/18
lol
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  08/19/18
flame
burgundy greedy pit
  08/19/18
shut up fag
dun coldplay fan
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
burgundy greedy pit
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
dun coldplay fan
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
Learning disabled gay wizard
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
supple unholy milk windowlicker
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
onyx talking private investor quadroon
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
dun coldplay fan
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
onyx talking private investor quadroon
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
dun coldplay fan
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
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  08/20/18
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Sepia glittery messiness digit ratio
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
Underhanded irate kitchen
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
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narrow-minded odious corner
  08/20/18
yw
dun coldplay fan
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
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  08/20/18
*subscribes*
Sepia glittery messiness digit ratio
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
concupiscible chocolate principal's office
  08/20/18
update?
supple unholy milk windowlicker
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
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  08/27/18
lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: milky boyish tattoo

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Coral laser beams set

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive aqua shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: comical transparent fat ankles voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: lascivious organic girlfriend friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: deranged internal respiration



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: onyx talking private investor quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Newt

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: bateful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: slippery space wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: cracking doctorate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed saffron haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: aromatic cerise affirmative action parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: seedy ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac heaven

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Adventurous Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Frum Theater Stage

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Frum Theater Stage

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: burgundy greedy pit

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: High-end famous landscape painting

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Talented Shrine Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: concupiscible chocolate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Motley gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed saffron haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Dark area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: burgundy greedy pit

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: dun coldplay fan

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: burgundy greedy pit

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: dun coldplay fan

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Learning disabled gay wizard

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: supple unholy milk windowlicker

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: onyx talking private investor quadroon

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: dun coldplay fan

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: onyx talking private investor quadroon

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: dun coldplay fan

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: onyx talking private investor quadroon

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Sepia glittery messiness digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Underhanded irate kitchen

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: mauve telephone pozpig

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded odious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: dun coldplay fan

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Contagious Striped Hyena Giraffe

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Sepia glittery messiness digit ratio

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: concupiscible chocolate principal's office

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: supple unholy milk windowlicker

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser stead community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Bistre charismatic queen of the night gas station

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: comical transparent fat ankles voyeur



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: yellow indecent cuck turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: dun coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: sapphire doobsian mad-dog skullcap school



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: Drunken indirect expression



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: dun coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#44813850)