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I work at megacorp. My boss is GROSSLY INCOMPETENT.
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:19 PM Author: obsidian really tough guy We’ve been in a meeting for 45 minutes. She’s rambled incoherently for 42 minuets. She’s has the worst leadership and communication skills I’ve ever seen at any level anywhere. Wtf do I do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36654986) |
Date: August 21st, 2018 12:21 PM Author: Magenta cocky stage genital piercing Megacorps employ a lot of Boomery types like this who make very high salaries for little to no actual work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36654994) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:23 PM Author: spruce clown Devils in the details of the organization. But, suffice it to say that you need to network will within the organization at large and play politics.
If you're introverted / aspie, you're fucked. |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Olive Misunderstood Ape Casino Yes, OP, you may hit on a quick return, if you're lucky enough to connect with the right internal, but this looks like a hand you are going to build slowly. You may be surprised to learn who all your supervisor knows and their level of beholdenness to her, so don't go rushing in to gossip unfavorably about her with anyone. If and when you do pass a remark, make it sound like you are concerned purely for her sake whenever possible. We often get exactly what we want, although, just as often it seems to come disguised? Do you want to get out of the company, or do you want to navigate around your boss? Feelings can he very deceiving. . . this is a dangerous situation you are in, having strong misgivings for the leadership of your boss. Your test here couldn't be any more clear: keep your mouth shut and your eyes and ears wide open. |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:35 PM Author: green weed whacker half-breed Bosses with no discernible skill set other than sucking up to higher ups are all too common. Seems like you need to start CCing everyone on your emails to prove you're working rather than focusing on results and assuming those in and of themselves will prove you've been working |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Cerebral Idiotic Plaza I have a boomer regional manager who is basically illiterate. She lives in an upscale suburb and makes around 180k plus bonus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655105) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:36 PM Author: shivering indian lodge macaca But but but the free market! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655112) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:38 PM Author: crystalline son of senegal Yeah megacorps are shit . McCorps employ McRetards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655126) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster Stand up in the meeting and relieve her from duty. You're authorized under natural law principles to do this if it reasonably appears that she is imperiling the integrity or economic dynamism of the corporation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655133) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:40 PM Author: obsidian really tough guy I’m seriously considering talking to her boss. I can’t work for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655137) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:41 PM Author: crystalline son of senegal Talk to her first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655147) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster "Hey, Jenny, I know we've tried to give you constructive feedback on 1,742 prior occasions--'manage up!' that's what the McKinsey folks called it?--and those efforts were wildly unsuccessful, but I thought I'd give it a 1,743rd try just to be a good sport." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655158) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:57 PM Author: crystalline son of senegal tldr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655276) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster Do it. Why should you, the company, its investors, the corporate culture, the end user, the timeline suffer under her incompetent reign? There isn't a single constituency in the starry array of the corporate sky that wouldn't be benefited by you taking a stand against her ineptitude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655148) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:44 PM Author: green weed whacker half-breed Most inept "leaders" got there thru favoritism. Their bosses either want to be proven right by their decisions or for you to "work it out" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655170) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster Counterpoint: Seated at the golden heart of every corporation is an Optimal Capitalist, icily oriented toward maximizing all aspects of the value chain, defending the interests of the business qua business in its pursuit of economic excellence. He often takes the form of an ancient dwarf, elongated cat, or hairy imp. If OP moves through the chain long enough, deep enough, hard enough, regardless of the inefficient yes-men and rent seekers he encounters along the way, eventually he will in his quest find this fabled individual who will enact justice and terminate all who would imperil the optimization of the company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655198) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Cerebral Idiotic Plaza It's ridiculous how many layers of "management" these companies have. Mine has at least twelve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655210) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster They're like the remora that attach themselves to the great oceangoing sharks. Or the caked encrustations of feces that pile on, layer after layer, in a hot portapotty at a summer festival. It is right and just to slice through these inefficiencies to make the company a better place, including through accelerated retirement packages, adverse conduct determinations, soft push-outs, and, in times of true exigency, mass restructuring of internal corporate organization flowcharts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655252) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:00 PM Author: Cerebral Idiotic Plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655299) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:41 PM Author: gold dysfunction what do you do for your megacorp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655141) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Mauve trip old irish cottage Fake a heart attack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655259) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:10 PM Author: Mauve trip old irish cottage Save the pee for the next one. They’ll be more skeptical without it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655378) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:57 PM Author: chest-beating chartreuse nursing home Who cares. These jobs are all fraud. Stack cash and move up. If he could maek it so can you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655275) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Brilliant Background Story Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655723) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:44 PM Author: obsidian really tough guy She is a minority. I’m a WHITE FUCKING MALE!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36659919) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:06 PM Author: vigorous blathering trailer park Company is going through a major merger/integration. My boss who's been GC for 15 years got demoted and to watch a grown man literally grovel to his new younger boss is so fucking pathetic I can't keep my lunch down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655346) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:07 PM Author: aquamarine theater nibblets He can’t find a GC gig somewhere else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655357) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:10 PM Author: vigorous blathering trailer park of course he could and if he were a man he would've left in protest and at the very least to make way for the other lawyers below him to move up, but nope. he's now shown everyone he and most other prior senior mgmt who got completely cucked in this are sniveling cowards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655379) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:11 PM Author: aquamarine theater nibblets Lol. Just inertia or what? He doesn’t have some faggoty loyalty to the company does he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655391) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:12 PM Author: vigorous blathering trailer park he does, true 'company man' with zero personality or self-respect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655398) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:46 PM Author: aquamarine theater nibblets This is a top outcome for burnt out tranny biGlawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655687) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:54 PM Author: Flirting Tantric Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655776) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:57 PM Author: fuchsia unhinged regret hell The problem is that instead of common decency, so much of corporate america’s culture is infected by this sort of disgusting behavior and situations. It is very horrific yet difficult to get away from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36660049) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:37 PM Author: gold dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655608) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Flirting Tantric Brunch She does ballet moves while leading a meeting? I mean, 42 minuets? That seems grossly competent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655760) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 4:56 PM Author: Flirting Tantric Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36657143) |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:12 PM Author: insane shitlib point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1DDSLdDOo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375067) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:42 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster How did this resolve itself? Have you set up a meeting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36659904) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:48 PM Author: obsidian really tough guy I’m not going to literally tell her she’s terrible nor am I going to torpedo my career by talking to her boss. I just stopped listening to her in meetings today. She rambled a full 54 minutes this morning. I did snap at her today when she tried to talk over me. We’ll see how my bonus goes. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised to see her fired at year end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36659950) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:56 PM Author: Fighting crimson house toaster My $.02: I don't know why you think you'd torpedo your career when you're doing something to advance the business and litigation interests of the organization. Reach out to him; make the move. She's an impediment to the growth and spread of the company, an offense to the collective, and a breeding ground for adverse business case studies. There's an old saying out of Wharton: the only thing necessary for non-optimized corporate value chains is that good men do nothing. You can't sit on your hands and simply wait for her to be fired. You need to strike at her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36660036) |
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Date: August 21st, 2018 11:01 PM Author: Magenta cocky stage genital piercing Cr advice, corporate warfare. Learn it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36660085) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 9:58 AM Author: kink-friendly university Yeah, that poster was serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661915) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 9:58 AM Author: kink-friendly university lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661911) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Flirting Tantric Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661918) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 10:04 AM Author: Bearded double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661965) |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 10:02 PM Author: obsidian really tough guy Lolololol boss’s team got torn apart, went from team of 39 to 9. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37374727) |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: internet-worthy puce police squad codepig This is really fucking weird, but I’m pretty sure we’re the same person. Like the descriptions/details and timeline are uncanny. Im working right now because my whole week was ruined by incompetent boss, who got a couple pop quizzes from an SVP in Finance and was a complete deer in the headlights, pulled me in to make a bunch of diving catches. Talking to boss’ boss in skip level 1:1 this week and have to decide how much of this I will reveal. Last skip level 1:1 boss’ boss basically told me he knows I’m running the team at this point and he and boss would be fucked if I left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375184) |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:50 PM Author: Passionate cowardly filthpig giraffe POP QUIZZES | SKIP LEVELS | DIVING CATCHES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375223) |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:46 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Den Boistinker so ballparking the average salary of those 30 refuseniks at... $80,000?... she just saved the company $2.5M per year (on the verge of ITE2)
how much recurring bottom-line value are you delivering? |
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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:50 PM Author: obsidian really tough guy no, they got reassigned to a more competent SVP.
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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: Emerald Disgusting Bbw Sex Offender PSA: the fact your Yugo-engine brain is currently entertaining a fantasy wherein your boss gets ousted for being "incompetent" and you end up not only keeping your job but probably even PROMOTED in the near or mid-term future is why she's the boss and you're not.
you clearly don't get how this shit works. |
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Date: December 9th, 2018 12:00 AM Author: obsidian really tough guy ty for EXPOSING ME. Also appreciate how closely you follow me and all my monikers despite going pumo because you wish to remain anonymous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375274) |
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Date: December 9th, 2018 12:03 AM Author: Emerald Disgusting Bbw Sex Offender ?
I literally have no idea who you are outside of this thread, which I wasted too much time reading top-to-bottom. |
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Date: December 9th, 2018 12:05 AM Author: obsidian really tough guy you reference monikers I haven't used in like 4 years in this thread but you have no idea who I am outside of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375302) |