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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: nudist field psychic I had read many of his legendary posts, but was not familiar with this absolute doozy. Chandler performed a great service compiling them together in his thread.
Wondering how many people here are familiar with this one:
To what lengths would you go to boost your MBA admission chances? (i.e. pretend to be gay)
Brady4MVP Rank: Neanderthal | banana points 3,186
Yes, this is technically unethical. Yes, this is bizarre and desperate. But I'm wondering how effective the following strategy could be:
Start getting actively involved in a gay professionals organization; try to assume a leadership role. Write a compelling essay about coming out of the closet last year and having to tell your conservative christian parents about it and learning to become comfortable with one's identity.
Given how obsessed top b-schools are with "diversity" and filling the various "niche" groups in their incoming class, I'm wondering if this strategy can have any merit. Obviously it's unethical, and I feel bad even having to resort to this, but given how badly I want to get in and my next app is my last chance, seems like it could be worth a shot.
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: nudist field psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667702) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: frum twinkling heaven It’s no surprise JJC would suck cock for admission to a T5 MBA program.
What we didn’t know is that it didn’t make a difference for him. |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Beady-eyed abnormal point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856709) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: nudist field psychic Click on the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:23 PM Author: thriller snowy yarmulke Is lgbt that much of a bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667740) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM Author: nudist field psychic Flake ER Rank: Senior Neanderthal | banana points 5,974
Brady, you don't really have to pretend. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Talented crusty travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667761) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: bright sadistic boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669739) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Talented crusty travel guidebook Flake is a jjc lite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670733) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: harsh associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289275) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: emerald stimulating box office boistinker yeah, but then he would give himself away:
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/the-hookp-up-culture
"Hopefully if i get into wharton we can party together in philly. I will invite you to all the sick wharton mba parties, and we can hook up with the penn undergrad/nursing/law/med chicks. Holy fuck, even thinking about it makes me drool....I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in." |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: bright sadistic boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669742) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:55 AM Author: blue meetinghouse lettuce He always talks about his gook nieces and nephews in such a weird way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669750) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Boyish citrine kitty cat lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671260) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 AM Author: slippery center digit ratio the immediate juxtaposition between slaying poon and "my nephews and nieces" is really fucking bizarre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856857) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: silver range hairy legs The more I more of these I read the more it goes from funny to sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856718) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: harsh associate lmao @ penn law chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289278) |
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Date: November 5th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Federal incel old irish cottage I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#39077104) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: nudist field psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669730) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: red nursing home fortuitous meteor Seems brilliant tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: nudist field psychic Do you think he’d be able to just waltz into a leadership position in a local gay group?
The other members would require that he “prove” his authenticity to them. Still sound so brilliant? |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:25 AM Author: floppy dead school Actually, yes. Most big organizations wouldn't ask for "proof" as long as you keep your story straight and don't talk about any opposite-sex partners. It probably helps to be ugly since they'll just think you're an incel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670238) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: nudist field psychic This was tongue in cheek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670723) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:36 PM Author: red nursing home fortuitous meteor Lol “being ugly” doesn’t not help you with gays in any conceivable way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671426) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: blue meetinghouse lettuce As I’ve said before, it would be EXTREMELY easy to get him committed to a mental hospital just based on his posting alone. Dude is a legit freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669736) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM Author: titillating stead The entirety of his motivation to succeed and attain any perceived prestige comes from nowag during his formative years.
Has he had a gf? Fallen in love? Isn't he in his mid to late thirties? How has he not developed as a person? He is one of the saddest people on the bort. Sadder than nyuug. |
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