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JJC wrote about his plan to pretend to be gay to get into B school
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: Violent rigor partner I had read many of his legendary posts, but was not familiar with this absolute doozy. Chandler performed a great service compiling them together in his thread.
Wondering how many people here are familiar with this one:
To what lengths would you go to boost your MBA admission chances? (i.e. pretend to be gay)
Brady4MVP Rank: Neanderthal | banana points 3,186
Yes, this is technically unethical. Yes, this is bizarre and desperate. But I'm wondering how effective the following strategy could be:
Start getting actively involved in a gay professionals organization; try to assume a leadership role. Write a compelling essay about coming out of the closet last year and having to tell your conservative christian parents about it and learning to become comfortable with one's identity.
Given how obsessed top b-schools are with "diversity" and filling the various "niche" groups in their incoming class, I'm wondering if this strategy can have any merit. Obviously it's unethical, and I feel bad even having to resort to this, but given how badly I want to get in and my next app is my last chance, seems like it could be worth a shot.
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/to-what-lengths-would-you-go-to-boost-your-mba-admission-chances-ie-pretend-to-be-gay |
Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: Violent rigor partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667702) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: Thriller selfie friendly grandma It’s no surprise JJC would suck cock for admission to a T5 MBA program.
What we didn’t know is that it didn’t make a difference for him. |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Narrow-minded lascivious ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856709) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:25 PM Author: amethyst multi-billionaire plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289646) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: histrionic son of senegal people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667708) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Light Unholy Dopamine wait a minute this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667712) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Violent rigor partner Click on the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Bateful sneaky criminal gay wizard Is lgbt that much of a bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667740) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM Author: Violent rigor partner Flake ER Rank: Senior Neanderthal | banana points 5,974
Brady, you don't really have to pretend. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: cordovan beady-eyed chad menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667761) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Bearded dashing famous landscape painting yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669739) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: cordovan beady-eyed chad menage Flake is a jjc lite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670733) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: pearly seedy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289275) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: zippy tanning salon keepsake machete yeah, but then he would give himself away:
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/the-hookp-up-culture
"Hopefully if i get into wharton we can party together in philly. I will invite you to all the sick wharton mba parties, and we can hook up with the penn undergrad/nursing/law/med chicks. Holy fuck, even thinking about it makes me drool....I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in." |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Bearded dashing famous landscape painting yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669742) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:55 AM Author: awkward bronze digit ratio He always talks about his gook nieces and nephews in such a weird way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669750) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:07 PM Author: godawful marvelous crotch lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671260) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 AM Author: Federal university the immediate juxtaposition between slaying poon and "my nephews and nieces" is really fucking bizarre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856857) |
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Date: February 9th, 2019 6:18 PM Author: Provocative Translucent Temple Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37754363) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: bespoke spot rigpig this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:05 PM Author: Motley rehab boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671249) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: jade sanctuary The more I more of these I read the more it goes from funny to sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856718) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: pearly seedy sound barrier lmao @ penn law chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289278) |
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Date: November 5th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Provocative Translucent Temple Love Of Her Life I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#39077104) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: Violent rigor partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669730) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: out-of-control arrogant dilemma boiling water Seems brilliant tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Violent rigor partner Do you think he’d be able to just waltz into a leadership position in a local gay group?
The other members would require that he “prove” his authenticity to them. Still sound so brilliant? |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:25 AM Author: flickering big reading party base Actually, yes. Most big organizations wouldn't ask for "proof" as long as you keep your story straight and don't talk about any opposite-sex partners. It probably helps to be ugly since they'll just think you're an incel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670238) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: Violent rigor partner This was tongue in cheek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670723) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:08 PM Author: burgundy fragrant stage tonguin' buttcheek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671264) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:36 PM Author: out-of-control arrogant dilemma boiling water Lol “being ugly” doesn’t not help you with gays in any conceivable way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671426) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: awkward bronze digit ratio As I’ve said before, it would be EXTREMELY easy to get him committed to a mental hospital just based on his posting alone. Dude is a legit freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669736) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 9:01 AM Author: Dun field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669770) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 9:02 AM Author: Multi-colored quadroon stain Hadnt seen this. Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669772) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM Author: Green nowag round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670230) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: Violent rigor partner Yw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670729) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Slate cracking haunted graveyard lmao Just go Gay for MBA |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 6:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring theater gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36673370) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM Author: out-of-control arrogant dilemma boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36673395) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM Author: zippy tanning salon keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36675318) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:25 AM Author: slap-happy chestnut mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856702) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM Author: zippy tanning salon keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289680) |
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Date: February 9th, 2019 6:31 PM Author: henna station kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37754398) |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:34 PM Author: white whorehouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#38791137) |
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Date: September 7th, 2019 11:32 AM Author: white whorehouse toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#38799124) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM Author: maroon hall messiness The entirety of his motivation to succeed and attain any perceived prestige comes from nowag during his formative years.
Has he had a gf? Fallen in love? Isn't he in his mid to late thirties? How has he not developed as a person? He is one of the saddest people on the bort. Sadder than nyuug. |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:29 PM Author: crusty principal's office "Sadder than nyuug."
slow down there hoss |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:29 AM Author: Narrow-minded lascivious ceo How are we still uncovering new jjcgold this good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856724) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:00 PM Author: galvanic set boltzmann Did b-schools hear about his postings and that sort of set him up for rejection? I remember hearing something about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856949) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:30 PM Author: elite racy house isn't Asexual even more rare than being gay? i'd go with that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289672) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM Author: flickering big reading party base Now imagine if he were a URM too. He'd be unstoppable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289865) |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Heady Idiotic Casino Kitty Could he have taken this one step further? As in not only pretending to be gay, but making up a story about being raped to explain poor grades in a semester or an employment gap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#38791071) |
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