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JJC wrote about his plan to pretend to be gay to get into B school
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: arousing orchestra pit I had read many of his legendary posts, but was not familiar with this absolute doozy. Chandler performed a great service compiling them together in his thread.
Wondering how many people here are familiar with this one:
To what lengths would you go to boost your MBA admission chances? (i.e. pretend to be gay)
Brady4MVP Rank: Neanderthal | banana points 3,186
Yes, this is technically unethical. Yes, this is bizarre and desperate. But I'm wondering how effective the following strategy could be:
Start getting actively involved in a gay professionals organization; try to assume a leadership role. Write a compelling essay about coming out of the closet last year and having to tell your conservative christian parents about it and learning to become comfortable with one's identity.
Given how obsessed top b-schools are with "diversity" and filling the various "niche" groups in their incoming class, I'm wondering if this strategy can have any merit. Obviously it's unethical, and I feel bad even having to resort to this, but given how badly I want to get in and my next app is my last chance, seems like it could be worth a shot.
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/to-what-lengths-would-you-go-to-boost-your-mba-admission-chances-ie-pretend-to-be-gay |
Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: arousing orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667702) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: big cerise multi-billionaire It’s no surprise JJC would suck cock for admission to a T5 MBA program.
What we didn’t know is that it didn’t make a difference for him. |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Heady Pearly Giraffe Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856709) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:25 PM Author: Brilliant supple filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289646) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: dun electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667708) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Aggressive french chef wait a minute this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667712) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: arousing orchestra pit Click on the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Seedy cowardly people who are hurt main people Is lgbt that much of a bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667740) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM Author: arousing orchestra pit Flake ER Rank: Senior Neanderthal | banana points 5,974
Brady, you don't really have to pretend. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Bright Puppy Tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667761) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Startling Swashbuckling Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669739) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Bright Puppy Tattoo Flake is a jjc lite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670733) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: Self-absorbed Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289275) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: maniacal honey-headed love of her life yeah, but then he would give himself away:
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/the-hookp-up-culture
"Hopefully if i get into wharton we can party together in philly. I will invite you to all the sick wharton mba parties, and we can hook up with the penn undergrad/nursing/law/med chicks. Holy fuck, even thinking about it makes me drool....I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in." |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Startling Swashbuckling Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669742) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:55 AM Author: Amethyst striped hyena shitlib He always talks about his gook nieces and nephews in such a weird way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669750) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Garnet Digit Ratio Really Tough Guy lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671260) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 AM Author: Impertinent lake shrine the immediate juxtaposition between slaying poon and "my nephews and nieces" is really fucking bizarre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856857) |
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Date: February 9th, 2019 6:18 PM Author: Vigorous charcoal knife national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37754363) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Shimmering Mad-dog Skullcap this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:05 PM Author: zombie-like insane psychic trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671249) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Underhanded Racy Parlor The more I more of these I read the more it goes from funny to sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856718) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: Self-absorbed Twinkling Uncleanness lmao @ penn law chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289278) |
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Date: November 5th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Vigorous charcoal knife national security agency I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#39077104) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: arousing orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669730) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: Comical Set Seems brilliant tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: arousing orchestra pit Do you think he’d be able to just waltz into a leadership position in a local gay group?
The other members would require that he “prove” his authenticity to them. Still sound so brilliant? |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:25 AM Author: Startled nubile legal warrant Actually, yes. Most big organizations wouldn't ask for "proof" as long as you keep your story straight and don't talk about any opposite-sex partners. It probably helps to be ugly since they'll just think you're an incel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670238) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: arousing orchestra pit This was tongue in cheek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670723) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:08 PM Author: Turquoise Address Sandwich tonguin' buttcheek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671264) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:36 PM Author: Comical Set Lol “being ugly” doesn’t not help you with gays in any conceivable way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671426) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: Amethyst striped hyena shitlib As I’ve said before, it would be EXTREMELY easy to get him committed to a mental hospital just based on his posting alone. Dude is a legit freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669736) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 9:02 AM Author: soul-stirring smoky garrison pisswyrm Hadnt seen this. Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669772) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: arousing orchestra pit Yw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670729) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Orchid Rebellious Death Wish lmao Just go Gay for MBA |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Comical Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36673395) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM Author: maniacal honey-headed love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36675318) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:25 AM Author: ocher talking institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856702) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM Author: maniacal honey-headed love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289680) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Tan fantasy-prone resort The entirety of his motivation to succeed and attain any perceived prestige comes from nowag during his formative years.
Has he had a gf? Fallen in love? Isn't he in his mid to late thirties? How has he not developed as a person? He is one of the saddest people on the bort. Sadder than nyuug. |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:29 PM Author: submissive corner "Sadder than nyuug."
slow down there hoss |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:00 PM Author: Magical theater weed whacker Did b-schools hear about his postings and that sort of set him up for rejection? I remember hearing something about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856949) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:30 PM Author: frum bronze senate isn't Asexual even more rare than being gay? i'd go with that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289672) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Startled nubile legal warrant Now imagine if he were a URM too. He'd be unstoppable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289865) |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Ultramarine School Cafeteria Mood Could he have taken this one step further? As in not only pretending to be gay, but making up a story about being raped to explain poor grades in a semester or an employment gap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#38791071) |
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