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umber comical business firm
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cobalt roommate
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cyan crawly son of senegal church
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u dont understand he never asked for the money
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
there was an SNL skit where someone (Steve Martin?) played a...
Canary Doobsian Toilet Seat Theater Stage
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Lmaoooooo
umber comical business firm
  09/12/18
cant find video, but this looks hilarious https://static1...
umber comical business firm
  09/12/18
And also made a really huge needle
coral community account office
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Indecent den candlestick maker
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hairraiser chapel philosopher-king
  09/12/18
I already debunked this. You guys are just like the Jews tha...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
post the part where i lol at the protestant heresy circle je...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
You took an intellectually honest, though incorrect, positio...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
i wouldn't fuck with no calvanists actually
ivory theater shitlib
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Aren’t they Protestants too? So now you are saying you don’t...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
no they're definitely heretics lol
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
i dont care about the different sects, i just think osteen i...
umber comical business firm
  09/12/18
again, if you cant provide a single link to a webpage linked...
ivory theater shitlib
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Milky Erotic Stage Sound Barrier
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&mc=1...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
https://bbhchurchconnection.wordpress.com/2015/03/19/john-fr...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
Correct. Like I said, you took the intellectually honest pos...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
Well suggesting that christianity can be about wishing to wi...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
If you’d ever listened to Osteen’s messages, which you REALL...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
ok but wishing to win the lottery so you can help people isn...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
That’s not the point of Osteen’s messages either. It’s a par...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
i think he's picking up on this http://www.autoadmit.com/thr...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
to back up to this again, wishing to win the lottery to impr...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
Frame essentially says Osteen is great for simpletons. “...
heady goyim sneaky criminal
  09/12/18
uh no if u dont think osteen has a systematic theology ur lo...
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
Osteen explicitly tells people to join and get involved in “...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
Sounds like he knows his church isnt bible based
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Canary Doobsian Toilet Seat Theater Stage
  09/12/18
evangelitards explain
impertinent puce immigrant
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wonderful hissy fit crackhouse
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Here is renown theologian John Frame, who knows a hell of a ...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
idgaf about the theology behind it when i see him speak m...
umber comical business firm
  09/12/18
Because you think with your (bitter) heart instead of your h...
topaz insecure ladyboy
  09/12/18
i am empathy incarnate
umber comical business firm
  09/12/18
lol this is priceless
ivory theater shitlib
  09/12/18
This seals it. Theology is 100% mental masturbation based on...
Racy hilarious cruise ship messiness
  09/12/18
lol communion with and experience of god is 100% flame said ...
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: umber comical business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795807)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cobalt roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795811)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cyan crawly son of senegal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795814)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

u dont understand he never asked for the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795818)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Canary Doobsian Toilet Seat Theater Stage

there was an SNL skit where someone (Steve Martin?) played a rich man who spent million$ cross-breeding the smallest camels he could find

one weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795826)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: umber comical business firm

Lmaoooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795840)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: umber comical business firm

cant find video, but this looks hilarious

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/50d753ace4b00e80afab9f20/t/5a84912a8165f5ac7e86a765/1518637355028/Capture22032.JPG?format=300w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795879)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: coral community account office

And also made a really huge needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795921)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Indecent den candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795934)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: hairraiser chapel philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36797348)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

I already debunked this. You guys are just like the Jews that Hitler complained about who would get pwned in an argument, but the next day would act like nothing happened:

Date: September 12th, 2018 11:22 AM

Author: lawman8

You are not in a position to judge anything as “heretical.”

I’ve previously poasted the analysis of the respected theologian John Frame, who has listened to many Osteen sermons, finds them to be in accordance with biblical teachings, and praises how great they are.

He alone wipes out your silly argument on all fronts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795830)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

post the part where i lol at the protestant heresy circle jerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795838)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

You took an intellectually honest, though incorrect, position that all Protestants are heretics.

If the OP feels this way, he should just say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795844)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

i wouldn't fuck with no calvanists actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795854)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

Aren’t they Protestants too? So now you are saying you don’t think all of them are heretics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795862)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

no they're definitely heretics lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795866)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: umber comical business firm

i dont care about the different sects, i just think osteen is a complete fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795883)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

again, if you cant provide a single link to a webpage linked on his homepage that asks for money, stfu and LEAVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795889)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Milky Erotic Stage Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36800191)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&mc=14&forum_id=2#36795830

Read John Frame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795893)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

https://bbhchurchconnection.wordpress.com/2015/03/19/john-frames-thoughts-on-joel-osteen/

“Although he does urge his audience to pray for earthly advancement and prosperity, he always puts that in a context of godly motivations.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795912)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

Correct. Like I said, you took the intellectually honest position of saying don’t listen to Frame because he’s just a heretic because he’s a Protestant.

OP is taking the dishonest position that Osteen’s message isn’t in accordance with the Bible because he said so and just ignore Frame because reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795924)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

Well suggesting that christianity can be about wishing to win the lottery provided your wish comes from a place of "godly motivation" is pretty good reason to ignore frame and osteen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795952)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

If you’d ever listened to Osteen’s messages, which you REALLY should, you’d know Osteen says you can only seek those sorts of blessings if you will use them to help many other people.

If you just want the money for yourself, that’s unChristian and then the eye of the needle thing applies. But if you will help many others, that’s the “Godly motivations” Frame references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795980)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

ok but wishing to win the lottery so you can help people isn't really the point of christianity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795986)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

That’s not the point of Osteen’s messages either. It’s a part but not the point.

Unlike the people here who have Osteen Derangement Syndrome, John Frame has actually listened to many hours of Osteen’s sermons. So he actually knows what he’s talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796013)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

i think he's picking up on this http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796061

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796089)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

to back up to this again, wishing to win the lottery to improve other people's material conditions also isn't really the point of christianity. its just a materialistic loop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796059)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: heady goyim sneaky criminal

Frame essentially says Osteen is great for simpletons.

“My only criticism is this: he preaches on only one topic. that topic of course, is subsequent blessing. That is a genuinely biblical theme, and perhaps it deserves more stress in today’s church. But there is so much more in God’s Word! If one joins Osteen’s church and trusts Osteen as his main teacher of God’s Word, he will not hear much about creation, fall, sin, incarnation, atonement, resurrection, ascension, regeneration, faith, justification, adoption, sanctification, or glorification. He will not hear much , either, about the tragedies brought into human life by sin and by God’s curse on the ground. That would be a severe loss. Of course, Osteen’s own emphasis, on subsequent blessing, intersects with all these doctrines and gives his congregation a perspective on all of them. But he doesn’t teach these doctrines with any level of directness, and that is a mistake.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796061)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

uh no if u dont think osteen has a systematic theology ur low iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796072)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

Osteen explicitly tells people to join and get involved in “a good Bible-based Church” at the end of every sermon.

He also says to treat his messages as a supplement and not the primary source of Biblical teachings.

Oh, what a fraud!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796074)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: heady goyim sneaky criminal

Sounds like he knows his church isnt bible based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796198)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Canary Doobsian Toilet Seat Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796076)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: impertinent puce immigrant

evangelitards explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795888)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: wonderful hissy fit crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36795892)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

Here is renown theologian John Frame, who knows a hell of a lot more than OP (Obeezy poasted his most critical comment above):

Frame begins his essay by pointing to two levels of divine blessing: initial grace (or God’s initial saving grace) and subsequent blessing. He notes that Luther and Calvin were much more balanced than many of their followers. Luther, he says, “lived somewhat more in the realm of initial grace, and Calvin lived somewhat more in the area of subsequent blessing.” Frame says the evaluation of Osteen is “more complicated” than what his normal critics usually state. First, Osteen’s “preaching of blessing is presented in a salvation context–to people who are committed to Christ as Lord and Savior.” (p. 321) This means it “is a preaching of what I have called subsequent blessing, not a preaching of salvation based on works.” (p. 321) Frame says that while he disagrees with some of Osteen’s applications of Scripture he thinks that “for the most part they are true expositions of the passages he cites.” (p. 321) Is Osteen part of the “pray for a bigger house” kind of materialism? Frame urges caution here. “Although he does urge his audience to pray for earthly advancement and prosperity, he always puts that in a context of godly motivations.” (p. 321) Frame says he has been moved by one of Osteen’s sermons and that he has “found many of [his] sermons to be personally beneficial.” (p. 321)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796111)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: umber comical business firm

idgaf about the theology behind it

when i see him speak my skin crawls like when i see a huge slimey insect in a horror movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796136)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: topaz insecure ladyboy

Because you think with your (bitter) heart instead of your head.

Also, your reaction has nothing to do with the eye of the needle stuff, which renown theologian John Frame debunked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796144)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: umber comical business firm

i am empathy incarnate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796150)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

lol this is priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796155)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Racy hilarious cruise ship messiness

This seals it. Theology is 100% mental masturbation based on entirely contrived fantasy realities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796165)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: ivory theater shitlib

lol communion with and experience of god is 100% flame said the christian praying for a new dishwasher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36796170)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: umber comical business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075771&forum_id=2#36797338)