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THIS is why you're going bald, baldmos
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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage It's because you shampoo and condition your hair with terrible goop under tainted chlorine-filled water EVERY SINGLE DAY. No other country does this. It's entirely GC flame. Scrubbing your head on a daily basis with harsh detergents for no fucking reason will make you bald. "Oh yeah - let me put even more chemicals in my hair that will cause me to grow tits and lose my libido so I can keep the little dignity I have."
Fucking idiots.
Shampoo your hair with sulfate/paraben/detergent/chemical-free shampoo ONCE every two weeks. The night before (or more often if needed) lather in high quality coconut oil or extra virgin olive oil in your hair to condition/moisturize your scalp. Squeeze lemon in your hair to get some shine before you rinse once in a while. Spray rosewater in your hair afterwards for some more shine. AND ONLY USE COLD WATER.
You will literally keep all the hair you have left, baldmos, if you listen to this ONE WEIRD TRICK and stop letting Jews convince you to deliberately damage your hair every single morning. Jesus CHRIST. |
Date: September 18th, 2018 12:02 PM Author: Free-loading awkward locale organic girlfriend https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/129081471/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832487) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:05 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage There you go. This shit is in everything. I'm down to cooking in clay pots, not even fucking kidding, sadly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832506) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:17 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base just don't even shampoo your hair. It's GC flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832566) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:10 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage Actually cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832944) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: arrogant rebellious queen of the night travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833329) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 4:17 PM Author: disrespectful piazza crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36834317) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: splenetic sepia fanboi windowlicker I use this GOAT anti-hair loss shampoo that is paraben / sulfate / harsh chemical free.
It also has ketoconozole which acts as an anti-androgen in the scalp.
https://amzn.to/2piXnN1 |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage You should use this no more often than once every two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832949) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: splenetic sepia fanboi windowlicker Use it every other day, get my Test levers tested twice a year, always above average. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833289) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: Pungent Opaque Theatre (Guy whose hair isn't silky and smooth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832952) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: sexy gas station famous landscape painting flame. when my hair started thinning in my mid 20s i stopped using shampoo altogether since i didnt want to scrub my scalp and run my hands through my hair out of fear it would cause more hair to fallout. hairloss continued and still continues to this day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832965) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage Either a rare genetic case or... a) your diet is shit B) you still rinse with hot water (like they rinse chickens off to pluck feathers) C) your scalp is dry bc you’ve done nothing to satiate your scalp and hair in the absence of shampoo (eg oil) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:19 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Reading Party Every case is genetic, htfh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833008) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Reading Party Balding is a hormonal process. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832981) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: Bonkers Newt i don't know about connection to balding but definitely shampooing every day is flame. Try shampooing every other day. Unfortunately, your scalp will produce oil in overload quantities to make up for the abuse from the over shampooing for a while, so you will have greasy hair for a few days. But if you stick with it your hair will chill the fuck out after a week and stop producing so much oil.
This is also CR if your hair is thin, the natural oils will make it look much thicker.
tl;dr: OP is on to something, not sure about whether baldmos can be saved though. |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base (outted as Italian) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833013) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: Galvanic milky locus voyeur is this ok?
https://www.amazon.com/Avalon-Organics-Shampoo-Scalp-Treatment/dp/B001ET7AF4 |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base NO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833189) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:50 PM Author: Galvanic milky locus voyeur wtf can u link it says it doesnt have a bunch of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833193) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:51 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base see above: no need to shampoo assuming you're white (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833198) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:51 PM Author: Galvanic milky locus voyeur ok how long should i test this theory out will i see improvement in 3 days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833203) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage 2 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833251) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:05 PM Author: Galvanic milky locus voyeur ew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833282) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:05 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base you fool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833284) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: Galvanic milky locus voyeur so literally do nothing for 2 weeks and see what happens? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833299) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base rinse your hair out with water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833304) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Galvanic milky locus voyeur ok but not hot water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833306) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 3:48 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Violent Menage Correct. Cold water. Olive oil or coconut oil on your scalp and then a deep cold water rinse if you're feeling very dry after some time. Buy rosewater to soak in your hair before you cold water rinse once a week. You will notice a difference by the end of 2 weeks and an even bigger one after a month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36834051) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Mahogany vigorous trust fund base miss me with this gay shit. Just don't shampoo when you shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36834362) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: trip brethren Guy who hasn't stopped for 10 seconds to realize baldness is not a U.S. phenomenon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36837793) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Crimson comical wrinkle http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980524&mc=36&forum_id=2#36079049 |