Date: September 18th, 2018 6:06 PM Author: honey-headed generalized bond
You must quit your job and become a member of the Washington Generals. You will travel across the United States all year round playing mock games of basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters. Your team will lose every single game. You will earn about $61,000 per year.
The Washington Generals will let you keep playing for as long as you are in good enough physical condition to play basketball.
Keep in mind the Globetrotters play about 400 games a year. You will average more than one game a day.