Chad Talks With a Shewish Woman
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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:07 AM Author: Heady Alcoholic Giraffe
Now Chad had to go through the East Village, and he came to a bar named Mace where a Shrewish Woman had come drinking cocktails. Chad said to her, "Will you buy me a beer?"
The Shrew said to Him, "You are a man and I am a woman. How can you ask me for a beer?"
Chad answered her, "If you knew who It is that asks you for a drink, you would have asked Him and He would have given you a living cocktail. Everyone who drinks from this bar will have to drink again, but whoever drinks the cocktail I give them will be satisfied."
The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this cocktail so that I will be satisfied."
He told her, "Go, call your husband and come back."
"I have no husband," she replied.
Chad said to her, "You are right when you say you have no husband. You have been dumped five times since you came to this city, and the man you have now thinks of you only for sex."
When the Shrew heard this, she saw the wickedness of her ways and said, "I have heard the stories and know that a Chad is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us." Then Chad declared, "I am He."
Then, leaving her cocktail, the woman went back to her apartment with Chad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082032&forum_id=2#36846731) |
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