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whats a day in court like for biglaw associate?

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like...
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  10/18/18
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  10/18/18
sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw part...
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  10/18/18
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  10/18/18
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  10/24/18
flame. biglaw associates don't go to court
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  10/18/18
(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)
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  10/19/18
if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you
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  10/18/18
You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney
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  10/20/18
"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state cour...
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  10/18/18
Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case...
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  10/18/18
Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclo...
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  10/18/18
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  10/19/18
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" and before Jones v. State Farm" HEY FUCK YOU,...
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  10/19/18
In many courts, yes, exactly.
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You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing ...
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Doobsian hall main people

Ive heard a lot about shitlaw and what those courts are like. What is it like when your doing some high end ligation (trade dispute, complex lit, or whatever is prestigious)? what year do you get to go yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049843)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Preventive Strike Juggernaut

they miss out on the pony tail crimlaw bros, for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049847)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Poppy station

sitting in the last row of the courtroom while 2 biglaw partners, a local counsel aw shucks guy and the client sit at counsel table.

next to you are boxes of meticulously organized case law, transcripts and affidavits from 7 years of misspent litigation. partner expects u to rush up to hand him the exact document he needs out of more than 10,000 pages at your disposal, the moment he needs it. you are too stressed to really pay attention to the advocacy.

when trial adjourns, the partner walks past and doesnt acknowledge you. you wait by your phone to interpret the hastily typed emails indicating what arcane point of law he wants you to research while he and the client get lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049876)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: thirsty appetizing set windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049893)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: geriatric aquamarine pit

" a local counsel aw shucks guy"

I feel personally attacked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049894)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Bronze cuck son of senegal

shucking and jiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050491)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Chestnut aromatic stead

shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055538)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Sapphire office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060879)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: tan charismatic native factory reset button

Under what circumstance is biglaw using your insurance defense shitlaw coon ass as local counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060927)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal contagious library

Yes, I would definitely mess that document management stuff up. I'd be like, "I dunno man, I'm not a mind reader." Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049928)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: geriatric aquamarine pit

"Then my cell phone would go off by accident, Sanford & Son theme song blaring. "

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049952)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal contagious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050007)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: overrated pink senate new version



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: claret dysfunction

Very accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049945)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049948)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: irradiated purple azn fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057104)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: slate hairraiser mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057151)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling temple idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060875)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Sapphire office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060877)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: tripping theater

fuckin lol this captures so much truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Costumed university

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082018)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Bronze cuck son of senegal

This is impressive. Reminds me of the "nice" partners I met at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37082667)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Umber stimulating lettuce candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37085025)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Lemon corner

flame. biglaw associates don't go to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049933)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: impressive foreskin

(mediocre ex big law associate that got fired his 3rd year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057091)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Lemon corner

if you're a Kikeland associate, the judge berates you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049938)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Glittery Toaster Kitchen

You pretty much just listen to your divorce attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049966)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: geriatric aquamarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37049982)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Poppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050005)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Racy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057110)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 7:52 AM
Author: Sapphire office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37060884)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: bearded green psychic mother

"Prestigious" / "high-stakes" state court litigation mostly happens in the same courthouses as mutant near-absolute-zero-IQ lemon law and psycho pro se mortgage foreclosure cases. It's the same shit. The judge is not impressed by anything. I was "allowed" to go argue motions by myself around year 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050098)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: passionate lilac marketing idea point

Really? so lawyers from Sull Crom v. laywers from White Case will argue a motion right after Saul Screwman the "Ticket Doctor"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050421)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: bearded green psychic mother

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37050446)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Poppy station

Not quite but they will argue after Herb “Stop Foreclosure” Berkowitz and before Jones v. State Farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37051417)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Doobsian hall main people

but is it like the court stories here:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905801&mc=148&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37055528)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: passionate lilac marketing idea point

Brother, nothing is like those stories. but for real, I think court is court. There apparently is not special "vault" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057059)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: geriatric aquamarine pit

" and before Jones v. State Farm"

HEY FUCK YOU, PAL, FUCK YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057335)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Silver Sexy Shrine

In many courts, yes, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057437)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic site bbw

In Maricopa County (Phoenix area) we have a commercial court docket to help keep some of the courts free of poorstench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057316)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Silver Sexy Shrine

The day is long and boring. The nights are intense and crushing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057338)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic site bbw

Not specific to biglaw but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37057361)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Brilliant erotic school

You and other associates arrive at 8am for the 10am hearing on a big case; sit in the first row and read case law to look busy. Partners arrive at 9:30 and discuss strategy out in the hall while the courtroom fills up. At 9:55am they walk in, and you get up to let them sit in a now packed courtroom. Head back to the office via subway before the hearing begins. You never spoke to anyone, and nobody spoke to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37061159)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: passionate lilac marketing idea point

This really happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109690&forum_id=2#37081984)