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A lawyer entering astral projection after 14th hour of marking up a document

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concupiscible irate stead knife
  10/18/18
I wonder if the Shlomos of biglaw tripped on ayahuasca if th...
curious hyperventilating mexican
  10/18/18
I'm imagining this scene but everyone is a lawyer and it's a...
concupiscible irate stead knife
  10/18/18
*takes DMT* machine elves ask you to please revert with c...
shivering chapel
  10/18/18
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bearded vigorous school cafeteria
  10/18/18


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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: concupiscible irate stead knife



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: curious hyperventilating mexican

I wonder if the Shlomos of biglaw tripped on ayahuasca if they would see the bug-eyed Jones Day guy instead of the Great Mother, and clauses would start morphing into fractals before their eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109803&forum_id=2#37051059)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: concupiscible irate stead knife

I'm imagining this scene but everyone is a lawyer and it's a V50 law firm office instead of the Do Lung Bridge in North Vietnam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W82YyP9nleQ

When you finally snap out of it, NeumannMorgansterne is standing over your sweaty body, slapping you awake. "Hey... HEY! I need you to finish the Third Amended and Restated Intercreditor Agreement. Oh, and take this frag grenade. You'll need it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109803&forum_id=2#37051077)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: shivering chapel

*takes DMT*

machine elves ask you to please revert with comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109803&forum_id=2#37051096)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: bearded vigorous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109803&forum_id=2#37051103)