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I think my 18yo babysitter was coming on to me last night

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny. When I r...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
daddydialing
Charcoal Toilet Seat
  10/23/18
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Crawly liquid oxygen elastic band
  10/23/18
https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
You left her alone with your kids?
flatulent box office feces
  10/23/18
cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here
cyan business firm windowlicker
  10/23/18
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Swollen base
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flatulent box office feces
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Glassy slippery market double fault
  10/23/18
Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She lo...
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  10/24/18
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sick azn
  10/24/18
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underhanded arousing messiness brethren
  10/28/18
First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this g...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
please do the needful
cyan business firm windowlicker
  10/23/18
kindly?
Cheese-eating Zippy Deer Antler Menage
  10/24/18
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frozen slimy senate immigrant
  10/24/18
oh god oh
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  10/23/18
her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt s...
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  10/24/18
JFC
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  10/23/18
Unghhhhh
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  10/23/18
SUPERMAN DAT
Clear party of the first part
  10/23/18
dirte you are indescribably 180
garnet razzle public bath
  10/28/18
damn bro
Swollen base
  10/23/18
She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock&rdq...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
i love that you put that in quotes
Swollen base
  10/23/18
I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.
Opaque pisswyrm pit
  10/24/18
except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or l...
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  11/16/18
RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
pea-brained locale round eye
  10/23/18
...
ruby den
  11/14/18
Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
shivering indigo gas station
  11/15/18
did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?
concupiscible bespoke trust fund
  10/23/18
No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept ...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it
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  10/23/18
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Aquamarine passionate private investor
  10/23/18
darnell
seedy locus
  10/23/18
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Self-centered Light Alpha Friendly Grandma
  10/24/18
in Alaska?
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  10/28/18
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excitant startling hell
  10/23/18
hot
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
nooooo
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ruby den
  11/14/18
I’m still creeping on her FB. https://imgur.com/a...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
dude. do it.
Swollen base
  10/23/18
...
cyan business firm windowlicker
  10/23/18
I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her t...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
are those contacts or--
Elite embarrassed to the bone lodge
  10/23/18
No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
Oh my
floppy pungent sneaky criminal
  10/23/18
fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested...
Poppy vibrant place of business
  10/23/18
OR conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms
Elite embarrassed to the bone lodge
  10/23/18
That’s fine. Completely normal to stalk the girl...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
...
ruby den
  11/14/18
she looks like an Alaska 9
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
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Well-lubricated nursing home
  10/23/18
Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that c...
Massive Cruise Ship
  10/24/18
If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.
Hairraiser Bawdyhouse
  10/28/18
nice
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
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Violent persian
  10/23/18
180 how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?
autistic nubile psychic office
  10/23/18
would bang her.
Ruddy cracking incel space
  10/23/18
this is God doing you a solid bro
snowy toaster ratface
  10/23/18
...
Aqua sandwich corn cake
  11/17/18
youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ...
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  10/23/18
100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she w...
Supple juggernaut associate
  10/23/18
of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
insanity is a leverage all its own
Supple juggernaut associate
  10/23/18
he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobod...
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
cr NOT legal advise here dirte
Supple juggernaut associate
  10/23/18
Lol
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
...
Ebony Roommate Trump Supporter
  10/24/18
Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long
Fragrant Garrison Goal In Life
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transparent piazza
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Massive Cruise Ship
  10/24/18
TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks. ...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
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Massive Cruise Ship
  10/24/18
Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo momen...
Aquamarine passionate private investor
  10/23/18
Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especi...
Pontificating Sweet Tailpipe
  10/23/18
tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her...
Cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  10/23/18
*accuses dirte of rape* *3 years prison* *disbarred* ...
seedy locus
  10/23/18
y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)
seedy locus
  10/23/18
only non-chads get me-too'd
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo. In...
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...
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, ...
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Violent persian
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insane saffron shrine
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excitant startling hell
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I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout ...
hairless property
  10/23/18
we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or fu...
transparent piazza
  10/23/18
+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indi...
Massive Cruise Ship
  10/24/18
titcr
ruby den
  11/14/18
Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to ch...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/14/18
Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/14/18
...
Jet-lagged balding reading party meetinghouse
  11/18/18
Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how thi...
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  10/23/18
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  10/23/18
I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty ...
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ruby den
  11/14/18
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motley trailer park
  10/23/18
You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'l...
Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner
  10/23/18
she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is t...
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  10/23/18
Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most impor...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/24/18
she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. do...
very tactful misanthropic stock car
  10/23/18
We’ll see what unfolds. ;)
Awkward center degenerate
  10/23/18
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Ebony Roommate Trump Supporter
  10/24/18
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180 grizzly plaza
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Lmao @ this Asian rant
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  10/23/18
Risten,
odious kitchen community account
  10/23/18
RISTEN
Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner
  10/23/18
This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be...
Orange Abusive Pervert Casino
  10/24/18
ruthless.
Clear party of the first part
  10/24/18
That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school...
misunderstood crimson native
  10/24/18
...
Alcoholic stage
  10/24/18
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Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
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frozen slimy senate immigrant
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Aquamarine passionate private investor
  10/24/18
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Glittery puce chapel
  10/28/18
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milky house-broken church building patrolman
  10/28/18
cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aw...
garnet razzle public bath
  10/28/18
After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very cr...
Electric Hunting Ground Resort
  11/17/18
not skinny
Out-of-control Site
  10/23/18
she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she loo...
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  10/23/18
...
Learning Disabled Fluffy Faggotry
  10/24/18
Wtf she is cute
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  10/24/18
...
comical tanning salon gay wizard
  10/23/18
I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flam...
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  10/24/18
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ruby den
  11/14/18
as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "...
bull headed iridescent foreskin hall
  10/24/18
"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was tryin...
cyan business firm windowlicker
  10/24/18
Jfc
flatulent box office feces
  10/24/18
lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home off...
snowy toaster ratface
  10/24/18
yeah, that's all true
cyan business firm windowlicker
  10/24/18
...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/24/18
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Alcoholic stage
  10/24/18
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frozen slimy senate immigrant
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Cerebral Brunch Ceo
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motley trailer park
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Pink mental disorder
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sick azn
  10/24/18
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Glassy slippery market double fault
  10/24/18
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mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  10/24/18
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provocative olive multi-billionaire spot
  10/28/18
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ruby den
  11/14/18
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  11/14/18
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Electric Hunting Ground Resort
  11/17/18
this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time
primrose racy dog poop
  11/17/18
...
Costumed abode kitty
  10/24/18
Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggli...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/04/18
whats his name
Fuchsia library
  10/24/18
absolutely devastating
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  10/24/18
Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually wil...
mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  10/24/18
top notch advice here
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  10/24/18
Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few w...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/24/18
Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level...
mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  10/24/18
I have a fat gf too.
Awkward center degenerate
  10/24/18
Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.
mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  10/24/18
Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic yo...
Infuriating lascivious jap corner
  10/24/18
lol no she wasn't
chest-beating parlor
  10/24/18
(Asian female)
Awkward center degenerate
  10/24/18
HAPA actually
mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  10/24/18
“Accidentally” send her the lick message and the...
metal hyperventilating lay becky
  10/24/18
How many niglets do you have???
Aphrodisiac black woman
  10/28/18
Two 10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movemen...
Awkward center degenerate
  10/28/18
...
Up-to-no-good rambunctious set skinny woman
  10/28/18
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mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  10/28/18
...
gay maniacal cumskin
  10/28/18
lol
Aphrodisiac black woman
  11/04/18
Update: She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost ...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/14/18
lol yeah she definitely wants you
floppy pungent sneaky criminal
  11/14/18
I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me. ...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/14/18
lol
provocative olive multi-billionaire spot
  11/14/18
...
Supple juggernaut associate
  11/15/18
Weirdly, this
Scarlet Doctorate Legend
  11/20/18
God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up
Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner
  11/14/18
I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/14/18
Bruh enter more evidence into the record
Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner
  11/14/18
...
provocative olive multi-billionaire spot
  11/14/18
...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/15/18
...
hateful peach house
  11/15/18
She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the mil...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/15/18
JFC according to my math, you are old AF
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  11/16/18
...
frozen slimy senate immigrant
  11/17/18
How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend ove...
violent range marketing idea
  11/15/18
(guy who has seen a lot of porn)
Sticky disgusting candlestick maker sound barrier
  11/17/18
lol here we go
underhanded arousing messiness brethren
  11/16/18
LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity t...
Magenta vivacious field
  11/16/18
dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trustin...
hateful peach house
  11/14/18
Deal...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/14/18
180.
hateful peach house
  11/14/18
what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties...
irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena
  11/15/18
Tight pants, hoodie, no bra. Appears to have skinny leg...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/15/18
Rolf creepy
Learning Disabled Fluffy Faggotry
  11/15/18
wtf kind of filter is this?
irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena
  11/16/18
the creepy pedo filter
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  11/16/18
tyft
cyan business firm windowlicker
  11/16/18
jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that th...
Rose pistol
  11/16/18
...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/16/18
...
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  11/16/18
...
Stubborn institution
  11/18/18
no ass? wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictu...
rebellious brilliant giraffe
  11/16/18
He’s a concerned dad.
dashing theatre water buffalo
  11/16/18
...
Alcoholic stage
  11/17/18
...
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  11/19/18
Jfc
frozen slimy senate immigrant
  11/17/18
Don’t do it. You’re better than this,
Translucent Nighttime Pozpig Point
  11/16/18
He's really not. None of us are.
hateful peach house
  11/16/18
i'm gay
Charismatic drab stead
  11/16/18
not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.
Marvelous location headpube
  11/20/18
Great thread
Alcoholic stage
  11/17/18
...
Learning Disabled Fluffy Faggotry
  11/17/18
...
excitant startling hell
  11/17/18
...
hateful peach house
  11/17/18
...
self-absorbed disrespectful whorehouse yarmulke
  11/17/18
...
Jet-lagged balding reading party meetinghouse
  11/18/18
My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoy...
Exhilarant Turdskin
  11/18/18
what does she say?
irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena
  11/18/18
Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I g...
Exhilarant Turdskin
  11/18/18
wtf
Translucent Nighttime Pozpig Point
  11/18/18
lol
Well-lubricated nursing home
  11/20/18
...
provocative olive multi-billionaire spot
  11/20/18
Update: She wants the D. No question about it. She ju...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/19/18
...
Flushed parlour
  11/19/18
you played what off?
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  11/19/18
Wtf? Fuck that ho
Jet-lagged balding reading party meetinghouse
  11/19/18
ghey
Yellow Narrow-minded Temple Milk
  11/19/18
DESCRIBE your penis
Aphrodisiac black woman
  11/19/18
...
Twinkling jewess
  11/19/18
Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to giv...
provocative olive multi-billionaire spot
  11/20/18
If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. ...
Well-lubricated nursing home
  11/20/18
Force your son to fuck her instead
misunderstood crimson native
  11/20/18
"She wanted the D... there was no question about it,&qu...
Supple juggernaut associate
  11/20/18
...
Haunting School Famous Landscape Painting
  11/20/18
...
dashing theatre water buffalo
  02/16/19
What happened?
Ivory Multi-colored Crackhouse
  11/20/18
I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. No...
Awkward center degenerate
  11/20/18
jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out you...
Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House
  11/20/18
Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you c...
pearl people who are hurt university
  11/20/18
So your position at this point is that you’re not attr...
Spruce idea he suggested heaven
  11/20/18
Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudo...
cyan business firm windowlicker
  11/20/18
She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad
Awkward center degenerate
  11/20/18
lol
seedy locus
  11/20/18
So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 4...
pea-brained locale round eye
  11/20/18
Clearly. Going to check my T levels.
Awkward center degenerate
  11/20/18
This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me
Supple juggernaut associate
  11/20/18
cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real
Elite embarrassed to the bone lodge
  11/20/18
...
mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  11/20/18
I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic tha...
Glassy slippery market double fault
  11/20/18
the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bum...
floppy pungent sneaky criminal
  11/20/18
No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twi...
mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office
  11/20/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60
Aquamarine passionate private investor
  11/20/18
she wasnt because youre an old fatass /thread
big twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former ...
cyan business firm windowlicker
  11/20/18
MFCR
provocative olive multi-billionaire spot
  11/20/18
jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking...
big twinkling uncleanness
  11/20/18
...
khaki cuck filthpig
  11/20/18
...
soul-stirring organic girlfriend telephone
  11/20/18
180 thread
Charismatic drab stead
  02/16/19
FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair
dashing theatre water buffalo
  04/20/19
...
dashing theatre water buffalo
  10/10/20
this was a good thread
Well-lubricated nursing home
  07/10/20
Would read again
razzmatazz dilemma fanboi
  07/10/20


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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Charcoal Toilet Seat

daddydialing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080669)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Crawly liquid oxygen elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080679)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080689)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: flatulent box office feces

You left her alone with your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080703)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Swollen base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080724)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Henna stage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080726)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: flatulent box office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: snowy toaster ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Glassy slippery market double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: sick azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: underhanded arousing messiness brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Zippy Deer Antler Menage

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: frozen slimy senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Swollen base

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Irradiated bistre indian lodge

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Titillating useless goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: excitant startling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Self-centered Light Alpha Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: contagious ape

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Clear party of the first part

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: garnet razzle public bath

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Swollen base

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Swollen base

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Opaque pisswyrm pit

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: pea-brained locale round eye

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: shivering indigo gas station

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: concupiscible bespoke trust fund

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine passionate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: seedy locus

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: Self-centered Light Alpha Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: garnet razzle public bath

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: excitant startling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: transparent piazza

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Glassy slippery market double fault

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Tantric National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: flatulent box office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Galvanic domesticated idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: milky house-broken church building patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Swollen base

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Elite embarrassed to the bone lodge

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: floppy pungent sneaky criminal

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Poppy vibrant place of business

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Elite embarrassed to the bone lodge

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Massive Cruise Ship

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: transparent piazza

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Violent persian

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: autistic nubile psychic office

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Ruddy cracking incel space

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: snowy toaster ratface

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Aqua sandwich corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Thriller Pocket Flask Hissy Fit

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Supple juggernaut associate

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: transparent piazza

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Supple juggernaut associate

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: transparent piazza

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Supple juggernaut associate

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Ebony Roommate Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Garrison Goal In Life

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: transparent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Massive Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Massive Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine passionate private investor

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Pontificating Sweet Tailpipe

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted orchestra pit

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: seedy locus

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: transparent piazza

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: seedy locus

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: transparent piazza

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Violent persian

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: transparent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Violent persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: insane saffron shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: excitant startling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: hairless property

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: transparent piazza

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Massive Cruise Ship

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: ruby den

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged balding reading party meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Glassy slippery market double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Glassy slippery market double fault

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: motley trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: very tactful misanthropic stock car

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Ebony Roommate Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: 180 grizzly plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Arrogant sooty indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: odious kitchen community account

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Orange Abusive Pervert Casino

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Clear party of the first part

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: misunderstood crimson native

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: frozen slimy senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: odious kitchen community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine passionate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Glittery puce chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: milky house-broken church building patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: garnet razzle public bath

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Electric Hunting Ground Resort

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control Site

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Fluffy Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: comical tanning salon gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: exciting pale hospital

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: bull headed iridescent foreskin hall

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: flatulent box office feces

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: snowy toaster ratface

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: frozen slimy senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: motley trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Pink mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Burgundy Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: sick azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Glassy slippery market double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: provocative olive multi-billionaire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: ruby den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Charismatic drab stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Electric Hunting Ground Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: primrose racy dog poop

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Costumed abode kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia library

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Infuriating lascivious jap corner

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: chest-beating parlor

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: metal hyperventilating lay becky

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good rambunctious set skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: gay maniacal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: floppy pungent sneaky criminal

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: provocative olive multi-billionaire spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Supple juggernaut associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Doctorate Legend

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse indecent rehab gunner

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: provocative olive multi-billionaire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: hateful peach house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: frozen slimy senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: violent range marketing idea

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Sticky disgusting candlestick maker sound barrier

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: underhanded arousing messiness brethren

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Magenta vivacious field

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: hateful peach house

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: hateful peach house

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Fluffy Faggotry

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Rose pistol

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Stubborn institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: rebellious brilliant giraffe

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: dashing theatre water buffalo

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: Alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: frozen slimy senate immigrant

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Translucent Nighttime Pozpig Point

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: hateful peach house

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Charismatic drab stead

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Marvelous location headpube

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic stage

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Fluffy Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: excitant startling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: hateful peach house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed disrespectful whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged balding reading party meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Turdskin

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: irate razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter striped hyena

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant Turdskin

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Translucent Nighttime Pozpig Point

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: provocative olive multi-billionaire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Flushed parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged balding reading party meetinghouse

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: Yellow Narrow-minded Temple Milk

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: Twinkling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: provocative olive multi-billionaire spot

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: misunderstood crimson native

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Supple juggernaut associate

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Haunting School Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: dashing theatre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: Ivory Multi-colored Crackhouse

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Flickering Stimulating Tank Step-uncle's House

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: pearl people who are hurt university

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Spruce idea he suggested heaven

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: seedy locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: pea-brained locale round eye

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Awkward center degenerate

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Supple juggernaut associate

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Elite embarrassed to the bone lodge

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273061)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Glassy slippery market double fault

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: floppy pungent sneaky criminal

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: mauve spectacular son of senegal principal's office

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine passionate private investor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: big twinkling uncleanness

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: cyan business firm windowlicker

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: provocative olive multi-billionaire spot

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: big twinkling uncleanness

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: khaki cuck filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Charismatic drab stead

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: dashing theatre water buffalo

FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: dashing theatre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#41087909)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma fanboi

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)