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Does everyone who spends 10 years in biglaw become like DevryMastersCanddiate
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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy Possible to stay normal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37259054) |
Date: November 18th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37259179) |
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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:34 PM Author: glittery pontificating multi-billionaire whorehouse I’m a biglaw partner and I’m not a deranged loser faggot. Actually I am but in ways different from him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37259186) |
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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy Do you have hobbies and shit? Do you work your associates to death? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37259538) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: glittery pontificating multi-billionaire whorehouse yeah, nothing too crazy. i just hang out with my bros from high school, go to shows sometimes, read, etc.
i go out of my way not to be a dickhead to associates i work with. |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: fragrant cobalt kitchen feces partner partner or "partner"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265455) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 5:24 AM Author: glittery pontificating multi-billionaire whorehouse A portion of my comp is equity and I have to pay taxes in like 15 states so I guess somewhat a real partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: swashbuckling field foreskin 15 states? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37303203) |
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Date: November 26th, 2018 1:04 PM Author: glittery pontificating multi-billionaire whorehouse Where we have offices I have to pay taxes to those states. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37303217) |
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Date: November 26th, 2018 1:04 PM Author: Olive den organic girlfriend If you’re at a mega firm it can be fifteen states and 20 countries.
Technically you should be paying taxes for depositions in income tax states. |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car I'll admit I took to biglaw with a shit-eating grin. I know it sucks, I just try to make the best of it.
It's not like I wake up every morning happy to go into the office. I just try to keep negative thoughts at bay and rationalize my existence. Better than being bitter and complaining about work everyday. |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Curious gaping rigor Are you that insecure prole that's willing to put up with endless shitlaw hell to make up for your crippling insecutity about being a prole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265486) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Lol I’d kill myself before I did shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37266981) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:36 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy What’s so bad about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37266991) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Hustling for work and clients sounds awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267005) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy You have to do that in biglaw too if you ever want equity. Being a successful lawyer is all about getting clients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267007) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car You don’t get biglaw clients by hanging around hospitals and ambulances bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267549) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:18 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy No you hang around soulless corporate offices all day instead. At least shitlawyers get fresh air and talk to real people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267669) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Let me translate this for you:
“At least shitlawyers get to waft in minority stink breath in King’s and get into shouting matches with diverse peoples.” |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 5:25 AM Author: glittery pontificating multi-billionaire whorehouse It’s probably easier to get shitlaw clients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268652) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Stirring new version business firm no, ive been in biglaw at least as long as him and i think he's a raving lunatic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37263591) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265451) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: fragrant cobalt kitchen feces arent you in asia? ime, sexpat fetishes and proximity to satisfying them can fill the void that biglaw/workaholism seeks to fill in the absence of other more meaningful hobbies and interests, thereby staving off full-fledged personality degradation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265492) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: Stirring new version business firm lol asia isnt just for sexpats, thats a silly stigma americans have. meaningful hobbies and interests though are a problem, thats for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267008) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:55 PM Author: fragrant cobalt kitchen feces 99% of white lawyers practicing in asia are deviant sexpats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267063) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:33 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Are you a partner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37266978) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:41 PM Author: Stirring new version business firm settle down doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267010) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Lol so youre a 10th year senior associate at a satellite office in Asia but you’re claiming to be in “biglaw”? LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267521) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Lake meetinghouse internal respiration Lmao 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267741) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:57 PM Author: Massive Alcoholic Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267072) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:17 PM Author: blue incel codepig mIn what sort of bizarre hellscape do you live in where that fag is normal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265494) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:31 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy Uh, a biglaw firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265592) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: flesh odious coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268404) |
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Date: November 26th, 2018 1:05 PM Author: Olive den organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37303226) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:18 PM Author: Curious gaping rigor Is he even in real biglaw?
Or one of those ARE COUNTRY non-top-tier-city fake biglaw offices where only like 1/8 lawyers went to T14? |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Talented place of business indirect expression leave bass, berry & simms alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265515) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:35 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Went from V5 to midlaw back to V50 biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37266985) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma biglawler here, sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265601) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: slimy boistinker messiness I'm no lawyer but Jesus is he a gook faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265603) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:44 PM Author: shimmering irradiated crotch sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37265684) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:41 PM Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house I’m pretty normal, I guess. I have a lot of vices, but when it comes to work, I treat my associates well, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267013) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: Shivering Cyan Boiling Water Parlor If you were normal, why would you stay in biglaw? Serious q. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267081) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: Massive Alcoholic Orchestra Pit No exit options that pay comparably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267086) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:09 PM Author: territorial multi-colored useless brakes marketing idea i'm a biglaw equity partner and think he's insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267575) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Exciting Rehab Therapy Would you vote to give him brikkfuss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267679) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Lol at you believing quotemo is biglaw equity partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267783) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: territorial multi-colored useless brakes marketing idea why is that hard for you to swallow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37270727) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Lascivious stead is DMC in corp or lit? i saw him posting tons about transactional stuff today but in other threads i thought he'd explicitly said he did lit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267683) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car You have me confused with someone else. I’ve never done lit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267788) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: Lascivious stead ok i thought you said something about lit in one of your recent threads or in the "partnership = flame" thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267803) |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: black point affirmative action DMC is a gookbot
Draw your own conclusions |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:38 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Biglaw is colorblind my friend. You can either put up with the BS and adapt, or you can’t. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37267793) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:01 AM Author: black point affirmative action Not all AZNs are gookbots. You are.
This thread isn't so much about biglaw but how soulless gookbots are. |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:49 PM Author: at-the-ready alpha gunner it's not so much that 10 years of biglaw produced DMC
it's that a lot of us were like DMC prior to biglaw (arguing about stuff like uchi vs. nyu etc.) and then went through anywhere from 2-10 years of biglaw and were like uh this is fucking my ass and not in a good way and all i really want is $$$ and my own personal time
DMC is the only dood who went through biglaw and still thinks like this which shows crazy (although insane) determination |
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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Thanks man. I admit to the crazy determination.
It’s simple to me. When I see a task, I first decide whether or not I want to proceed with it (law school / biglaw). Once i choose to accept the task, I just do the best that I can.
Maybe the BS and shit I put up with in the military helped because nothing in biglaw really fazes me. It’s all BS one way or the other, may as well make the best of it and not caring about the little things.
I know my limitations - I’m not a social, popular guy. I never was and never wanted to be. I’m also not a belligerent asshole at work. I’ll just keep grinding away until I find something better, until I get fired, or until I die. At least my kids and grandkids will be taken care of. |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:02 AM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma lol@ this ridiculous self-portrayal
for those of you wondering what hes like IRL hes actually super chilled IRL and sociable. not the biglawler drone hes making himself out to be
my .02 |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:08 AM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car Lol let’s be honest - I don’t talk much IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268001) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:09 AM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma you were having a good time at the club or was that the alcohol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268006) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car I still didn’t talk much then. I was just watching you do your thing and left early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268010) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma shouldve fucked those club rats i brought you, motherfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268021) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:17 AM Author: henna demanding hospital stock car I prefer fucking in the mornings, afternoons and early evenings. I hate mixing alcohol, sleepiness and sex...feels like too much of a chore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268061) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:53 AM Author: Free-loading bright dysfunction i appreciate that he's the only person left to poast about being a biglawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268261) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:55 AM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma NYUUG proving yet again he is the greatest poaster of all time with the best content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268268) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:56 AM Author: Free-loading bright dysfunction do you have to annoy everyone else just because a few people thought you and he were the same person? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268277) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:58 AM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma literally 90% of the board thinks hes my sockpuppet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268283) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: Free-loading bright dysfunction wrong. please stop making every thread about you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268294) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:01 AM Author: Domesticated Hilarious Dilemma http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3112601&mc=101&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268304) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:03 AM Author: Free-loading bright dysfunction that was almost 3 years ago and he now says this about you
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136260&mc=92&forum_id=2#37256547 |
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Date: November 26th, 2018 1:04 PM Author: Galvanic Stage Corn Cake it's high level meta commentary on how annoying RSF is when he does this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37303215) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: obsidian becky quadroon Normal people only do Biglaw until they hit parity. Insufferable people for the most part for those that stay and actually enjoy it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268293) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:02 AM Author: green locale old irish cottage parity? Do you mean solvency? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268307) |
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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:03 AM Author: obsidian becky quadroon pretty much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#37268313) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: pearl racy shitlib piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136630&forum_id=2#41891967) |