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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: Khaki site hominid
I've always had a soft spot for William the Conqueror falling from his horse, impaling his intestines, and dying in agony of sepsis about two weeks later.
Catherine the Great being serviced by her stallion was a good one too, except that it has no basis in fact.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478961) |
Date: December 27th, 2018 10:49 AM Author: Cracking salmon range
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
https://biblehub.com/niv/ezekiel/23.htm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478976)
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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:01 AM Author: sable 180 electric furnace
Newly subincised men rub their blood on the backs of others.
Then there's also the re-opening of the subincision. The urethra is cut deeper by an elder with a sharp flake of stone to further strengthen the bonds of kinship.
Just bros being bros.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479051) |
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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:05 AM Author: sable 180 electric furnace
Found another fun ritual:
In the Brazilian Amazon, young boys belonging to the indigenous Sateré-Mawé tribe mark their coming of age when they turn 13 in a Bullet and Ant Initiation. The tradition goes as so: they search the jungle for bullet ants which are sedated by a leader who submerges them in an herbal solution. The ants are then weaved into gloves with the stingers pointed inwards. An hour or so later, the ants wake up angrier than ever, and the initiation begins. Each boy has to wear the gloves for ten minutes.
Enduring the pain demonstrates the boys’ readiness for manhood -- so few cry out as doing so would demonstrate weakness. Each boy will eventually wear the gloves 20 times over the span of several months before the initiation is complete.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479087) |
Date: December 27th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: Sick Indecent Gas Station
Empress Théodora rising from a freak show prostitute to one of the most powerful women in the world.
https://www.purplemotes.net/2017/05/07/empress-theodora-woman-leader/
Theodora herself provided special service to the under-served: she served homosexual men, including slaves, who wanted anal sex.[1] In accordance with hetero-normative ideology, market incentives, and personal preferences and comfort, most women prostitutes historically have focused their practice on heterosexual men. Theodora, in contrast, reached out to serve sexually marginalized men.
Theodora worked hard and was dedicated to her career. She unfortunately lacked natural talent in singing and dancing. Not letting that discourage her, she took up work providing background sexual displays in mime shows:
There was no shame at all in her, and no one ever saw her embarrassed. …. Often she would take her clothes off and stand in the middle of the stage by the mimes, alternately bending backwards or drawing attention to her rear, advertising her special brand of gymnastics both to those who had more intimate knowledge of it and to those who did not — yet. Thus did she abuse her own body licentiously, making it seem that she had genitals not in the place where nature ordained for all other women, but in her face. [2]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480155)
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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: drunken clown pisswyrm
Felix Faure dying mid-blowjob. He was receiving.
Clemenceau made an incredibly XO joke about this: "Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée" ("He wanted to be Caesar, but he was only Pompey", but it could also mean "but he only got a blowjob").
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480217) |
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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:05 PM Author: scarlet bawdyhouse stock car
https://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
The 36th president of the United States reportedly refused to accept staff arguments that outfitting the shower with the demanded features—including one nozzle aimed "directly at the president's penis"—would require a great deal of plumbing work. "If I can move 10,000 troops in a day, you can certainly fix the bathroom any way I want it," Johnson told the staff, according to the book.
He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486229) |
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