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LOLed in an Uber a few days ago thinking about Trump's presidential memoirs

First page: "People said I couldn't do it. A lot of ...
demanding church building toaster
  02/22/19
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Pea-brained digit ratio
  02/22/19
Page 104? I don't think it'll get that far even after the in...
racy library
  02/22/19
Art of the Deal is almost 400 pages.
demanding church building toaster
  02/22/19
He doesn't write these things, he dictates them. Can easily...
sapphire big-titted parlor clown
  06/26/19
lol blormpf is so stoopid amirite?
exhilarant cheese-eating ratface
  06/26/19
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Deep market laser beams
  06/26/19
"It was a very bad bill, but I looked at it as a necess...
demanding church building toaster
  02/22/19
Page 122: "We started the raids. These were going to be...
demanding church building toaster
  06/26/19
lollercaust
Alcoholic pink ladyboy
  06/26/19
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Orange state
  09/16/21
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big meetinghouse
  06/26/19
funnier than every snl skit in the last 10 years.
Rough-skinned cracking therapy boltzmann
  06/26/19
The (purposefully) whipsaw explanations followed by blatant ...
demanding church building toaster
  06/26/19
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azure generalized bond hunting ground
  06/26/19
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boyish corner faggot firefighter
  01/20/21
Can't wait for the endless shitlib fact checks
chocolate headpube
  06/26/19
"So, Yeah, There Were 3,894 Lies We Found in Trump's Me...
demanding church building toaster
  06/26/19
how much did Uber pay you for the product placement ITT?
histrionic bbw
  06/26/19
When I'm in Saudi I get free rides from them once in a while
demanding church building toaster
  06/26/19
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histrionic bbw
  06/26/19
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boyish corner faggot firefighter
  01/20/21
Page 215: "Sleepy Joe and Cheatin' Kamala told the fake...
demanding church building toaster
  11/09/20
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stimulating private investor
  11/09/20
Page 293: "As we sped down the runway and took flight, ...
demanding church building toaster
  01/20/21
I love how this is the first time in the entire book Trump m...
demanding church building toaster
  08/20/22
gorgeous attention to detail by our esteemed author
azure generalized bond hunting ground
  08/20/22
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Gay senate
  01/20/21
Page 313: "The Afghanistan withdrawal was hardly worthy...
demanding church building toaster
  09/16/21
Five pages later still talking about GORGEOUS Afghan men: &q...
demanding church building toaster
  09/18/22


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Date: February 22nd, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: demanding church building toaster

First page:

"People said I couldn't do it. A lot of people were saying that, actually. But I did it. We did it."

Page 104:

"It was a very bad bill, but I looked at it as a necessity to avoid another terrible shutdown. People were saying I supported the last one. But we ultimately got the funding from that one anyway so it wasn't bad, but the second one would have been. So we got the money, but I had other money anyway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#37826140)



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Date: February 22nd, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#37826155)



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Date: February 22nd, 2019 1:31 PM
Author: racy library

Page 104? I don't think it'll get that far even after the index and footnotes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#37826194)



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Date: February 22nd, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: demanding church building toaster

Art of the Deal is almost 400 pages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#37826251)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: sapphire big-titted parlor clown

He doesn't write these things, he dictates them. Can easily imagine him talking 400 pages worth of lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441095)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: exhilarant cheese-eating ratface

lol blormpf is so stoopid amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441106)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Deep market laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441172)



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Date: February 22nd, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: demanding church building toaster

"It was a very bad bill, but I looked at it as a necessity to avoid another terrible shutdown. People were saying I supported the last one. But we ultimately got the funding from that one anyway so it wasn't bad, but the second one would have been. So we got the money, but I had other money anyway."

I'm still LOLing at how accurate this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#37827726)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

Page 122: "We started the raids. These were going to be high-targeted raids to remove people that had to leave. But the Acting Secretary leaked it. So I had no choice but to announce it and get Nancy to lead the House and do something about the border issues, but I knew she couldn't, but maybe she would because I believe in people. So we did a thing. I'm very good at this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441084)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic pink ladyboy

lollercaust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441097)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:19 PM
Author: Orange state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#43127340)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: big meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441090)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: Rough-skinned cracking therapy boltzmann

funnier than every snl skit in the last 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441093)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

The (purposefully) whipsaw explanations followed by blatant self-congratulation really make this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441104)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:28 AM
Author: azure generalized bond hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441116)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: boyish corner faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#41789087)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:20 AM
Author: chocolate headpube

Can't wait for the endless shitlib fact checks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441100)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

"So, Yeah, There Were 3,894 Lies We Found in Trump's Memoirs" (Politifact)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441108)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: histrionic bbw

how much did Uber pay you for the product placement ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441138)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

When I'm in Saudi I get free rides from them once in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38441162)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 9:43 AM
Author: histrionic bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#38442086)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: boyish corner faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#41789089)



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Date: November 9th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

Page 215: "Sleepy Joe and Cheatin' Kamala told the fake news I 'lost', which is not something I do. They even started planning a 'transition'! I didn't officially live in the White House, so to avoid further arguing with the National Park Service, who are great people by the way, I made my new residence Mar-a-Lago, which I had done beforehand anyway. The Deep State hates me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#41324568)



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Date: November 9th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: stimulating private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#41324598)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 8:24 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

Page 293: "As we sped down the runway and took flight, Melania looked out the window and reflected on her time there as First Lady. She did a lot of tremendous initiatives. She was anti-bullying - she's always been a strongly anti-bullying person, which I admire because I'm the same way. It was a lot of challenges for her and Barron, my son. I'm proud of the work we all did. The Fake News and the Deep State did their worst, but nothing could ever break the spirit of the American people."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#41789082)



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Date: August 20th, 2022 1:36 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

I love how this is the first time in the entire book Trump mentions either Melania or Barron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#45041784)



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Date: August 20th, 2022 1:59 AM
Author: azure generalized bond hunting ground

gorgeous attention to detail by our esteemed author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#45041826)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 8:26 AM
Author: Gay senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#41789090)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: demanding church building toaster

Page 313: "The Afghanistan withdrawal was hardly worthy of the name. It was a full-scale fiasco. I've seen evictions that went more peacefully. The Kabul airport was trashed and you had beautiful, handsome young Afghan men - just beautiful guys - trying to hold onto our great military planes, which I got us more of, by the way. Afghanistan is one rough neighborhood. These are tough guys - very good-looking, but tough as nails. There's terrorism. Now, there's ISIS. We got rid of ISIS and suddenly they came back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#43127323)



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Date: September 18th, 2022 4:43 AM
Author: demanding church building toaster

Five pages later still talking about GORGEOUS Afghan men: "There were additional attacks by these young men. These were very handsome guys and that's what made it so sad. These guys could have been male models, but became terrorists."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4207071&forum_id=2#45189682)