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James Joyce Jr. taking and giving Qs about shrew farts and related matters
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:24 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102171) |
Date: April 17th, 2019 3:26 PM Author: vivacious dun psychic why are you obsessed with this subject? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102177) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:29 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park I can only speculate. Lifelong sexual compulsion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102198) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:30 PM Author: autistic kitty brethren have you ever been caught going out of your way to snarf a noseful of shrewgas? if so describe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102206) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:53 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Not exactly. I have occasionally been in social situations where a shrew made some comment about her gas or bowel movements, or even claimed responsibility for a fart, and became flustered due to the extreme pressure to act casually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102305) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:31 PM Author: Mahogany range candlestick maker Rate current Lisa Marie Presley as a farter
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:54 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Musty fecal odor due to opioid-induced constipation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102309) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:57 PM Author: Lavender native halford I really think pages could be written here -- the intestinal grumbling giving way to SBDs that would exterminate children and the elderly for several miles. What's more, she knows her flatulent power and uses it maliciously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102324) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 4:03 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park I think her age is pushing your opinion in the wrong direction. LMP is 51. By the time your typical white woman hits 45, her gut bacteria have seen all manner of fad diets, late-night binges, and absurd food combinations and can handle pretty much anything with efficiency. That's why a shrew's prime farting window is 25-40. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102343) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 4:10 PM Author: Lavender native halford Interesting. I would have thought that age-related decay would enhance pungency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102365) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 4:11 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park A common misconception, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102367) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:28 PM Author: Titillating Ocher Dilemma Karate the more you know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102755) |
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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:51 PM Author: Domesticated fuchsia windowlicker theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38108535) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:33 PM Author: aquamarine orchestra pit masturbator Describe the differences in smell and flavor when they hold it in and let it marinate vs blasting it out as soon as they feel the urge? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102218) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:56 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Holding it in will generally increase pungency, although the magnitude of the boost depends on colon contents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102318) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:57 PM Author: Curious degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102320) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:35 PM Author: mildly autistic nubile marketing idea Would you be OK with a woman taking a hot shit on you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102225) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:55 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Not at all. My "scat" fetish is limited to sight and smell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102316) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:59 PM Author: mildly autistic nubile marketing idea Is the rest of your life characterized by half measures? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102334) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 4:08 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park I see it more as a classy A-cup vs. prolish D-cup distinction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102357) |
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Date: April 24th, 2019 4:21 PM Author: idiotic costumed brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38136235) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:54 PM Author: navy stage hominid op what are ur thoughts on co-ed bathrooms at clubs and/or in the workplace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102310) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:57 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park All in favor, of course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102321) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 4:00 PM Author: Lavender native halford So if Big Bertha headed for the office bathroom after her morning coffee and breakfast burrito, you'd jockey for position to go in when she's done and jerk off while inhaling deeply? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102337) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 4:07 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Absolutely. A situation like this would be a peak experience for me. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3790672&forum_id=2#34642551 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102352) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:09 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102650) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Crusty sooty affirmative action boiling water Do you get excited reading the actual Joyce fart fetish letters he would write to women? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102710) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:28 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park They're not quite my style. There is one, however, in which he speculates that he would be able to pick out Nora's farts in a dormitory full of farting women. That hits a few of my hot spots: (a) women farting openly in all-female environments; (b) the uniqueness of each woman's fart stench; (c) one woman's farts being so uniquely pungent that they can cut through a female fart miasma. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102754) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:30 PM Author: ebony stimulating station >>women farting openly in all-female environments
Hot. |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:32 PM Author: Crusty sooty affirmative action boiling water You're an all-time top ten poster in my book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102775) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102785) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:27 PM Author: Saffron senate background story Describe the nuclear fallout after Sarah Huckabee Sanders unburdens herself after a decadent brunch in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102752) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:44 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park The air quality? Imagine walking through the largest field of fresh manure in all of Texas in the midst of an August heatwave. The stench is almost tactile in its density. You can feel it weighing on you like a heavy blanket. Don't even think about opening your mouth.
And the bowl? The bowl is an absolute disaster. The water is a murky brown; the porcelain resembles a failed Pollock; the flush reduced to a weak gurgle. If this is a residential toilet, forget calling a plumber. You pull that thing out and start all over. |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:48 PM Author: Titillating Ocher Dilemma Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102829) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:03 PM Author: Curious degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38103672) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:32 PM Author: ebony stimulating station Any celebs whose farts you'd really like to experience? Selena Gomez? Kate Winslet? Amal Alamuddin Clooney?
And I'll take a Q. |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:53 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Kate Winslet, definitely. Some others that come to mind: Elizabeth Moss Anne Hathaway Rhea Seehorn Katherine Heigl Claire Danes Chloe Sevigny
Q for you: Have you ever walked into a bathroom right after a shrew bombed it? If not, which of the celebs that I identified do you think would be the most putrid?
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Date: April 17th, 2019 5:58 PM Author: ebony stimulating station My wife is very open about her bodily functions, I think because she knows I'm interested. She's not shy about it anymore. Doesn't mind if I stroll right in while she's poopin'.
I think Anne Hathaway could make a real mess, especially with all of her recent revelations re: her 3-day hangovers (I'm sure exaggerated by 2 days -- she's more of a goody-goody -- but still). Day worth of bunch with the girlz + whatever she was doing during the afternoon to keep the buzz going + dinner with some wine in LA + whiskey, sweat, and a few Pink's hotdogs late night = JJJr heaven. Contrasted with her perfect porcelain skin. |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 6:03 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Spot on assessment of Anne.
How pungent is your wife? |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 6:05 PM Author: ebony stimulating station Fairly average, but there are times she can clear the room and it's absolutely foul. She makes herself laugh with it, which is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102872) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 6:07 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park 180 brother, I'm glad you've locked down a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102883) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 8:26 PM Author: ebony stimulating station She's a gem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38103484) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 6:20 PM Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring theater dingle berry Favorite scent elements of a fart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102925) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 6:31 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park I like a rich, layered sulfurous stink: first, a sharpness that stings the sinuses; then, that familiar dull eggy odor; and finally, the sickeningly sweet finish. Hangtime and range are very important--that's what really separates your super stinkers from your average shrew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38102954) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:10 PM Author: Brilliant pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38103708) |
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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:54 PM Author: Domesticated fuchsia windowlicker theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38108550) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 6:45 PM Author: Excitant corner coffee pot describe your personal "hall of fame" farts you've experienced
i'll take a q |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 7:02 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park My best experiences: 1. When I was a kid, I successfully convinced one of my babysitters to tell me whenever she had to fart and to let me stick my face right on her ass. She did this at least four or five times. One fart was so powerful that I couldn't handle it and had to pull my face away. 2. In freshman year of high school, I sat next to this cute blonde named Kelly in English and there were several times I snarfed farts that definitely came from her. I described this in more detail in another thread, but can't find it. 3. In college I was in a fraternity, believe it or not (at a dorky private school). One time we had a mixer with a sorority in our basement and these absolutely atrocious farts kept overtaking large areas of the room. It was widely discussed among the brothers over the next few days and everyone agreed it was one of the girls (any brother would have taken credit) but nobody knew who. Assuming these did come from a girl, they are far and away the worst female farts I've had the pleasure of inhaling. 4. At a wedding a few years ago, I was hanging with a group of people when a noxious fart overtook the group. After people started reacting, one guy's GF, a cute skinny blonde, admitted it was her.
For you: what type of physical characteristics in a woman do you associate with putrid gas? |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 7:15 PM Author: Excitant corner coffee pot 645734563257478354634563245
i've found that generally women with wide hips and more olive complexion tend to have the most consistently rank farts |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 7:30 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park I like those indicators as well. Any specific examples of such ladies producing rankness that you can share? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38103215) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:37 PM Author: Excitant corner coffee pot had an italian girlfriend who wouldn't fart often, but when she did, it was usually in public. silent but absolutely rank, no hang time. just a ten second or so smell of dead animal carcass. unbelievable stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38104144) |
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Date: April 18th, 2019 1:39 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park 180 brother. She sounds super kyoot and sexy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38106936) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 8:31 PM Author: Naked Peach Address Legal Warrant Do you think the babysitter thinksn about that? How do you think the experience changed her and her fetishes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38103504) |
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Date: April 17th, 2019 8:46 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park That's a good question. When this happened the babysitter was HS age and I was around 7 or 8. After she stopped babysitting for us I don't believe I ever saw her again. But when I was in HS, I did have some social interaction with her younger sister, who was only a year or two older than me, and I did wonder if she ever heard stories about my odd interest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38103567) |
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Date: April 18th, 2019 6:52 PM Author: Dashing house cuckold which female XO posters (past or present) strike you as vile stenchbags? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38108541) |
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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:17 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park Former poaster five alive! would chat with me frequently about having bad gas.
I thought that The Box would be an excellent farter based upon her appearance and Jewish/Italian ancestry, but she claimed to be low frequency and low odor.
Blue Smoke makes similar claims about her farts and I think it is plausible in her case. I bet she can produce some impressive sound effects, but not much in the way of stench.
JCM has been kind enough to share with me stories of the noxious effects cheesy bread has in her body.
Julia I don't believe has ever discussed her farts with me, but I'd peg her as pretty average.
I can't think of any other female poasters I've seen pics of or know enough about to evaluate. |
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Date: April 24th, 2019 4:20 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4243629&forum_id=2#38136232) |
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Date: July 9th, 2019 2:39 PM Author: Judgmental private investor people who are hurt what would you say the average age is for a shrew to a) begin her noxious farting career and b) reach PEAK stench?
let’s define the overall “shrew” age range broadly as 22-45, or whatever you think makes more sense... don’t want to quibble over the parameters. |