I mean, the odds of finding even one app girl in what he describes as a desolate flyover wasteland PRECISELY hitting what he describes as his EXTREMELY QUIRKY desires seem infinitesimal but here we are. 73 app girls are his PERFECT match including pro wrestling, horror movies, video games, and autism. And that's what's so crazy--he didn't expect to find ANYONE who would tick his boxes--mentally, emotionally, physically--much less one in his small town. It's a motherfucking no bullshit MIRACLE he found this unicorn. Weirdly, it's not going to work out. But hey, there's always next month. When once again DDC will find an INSANELY RARE perfect match for him. Of course, she won't work out either. But at least he'll post about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38282025)

Anyways, I finally met the new chick after messaging with her for close to two weeks . . . long, lengthy messages. Lookswise she did not disappoint in the slightest, right up there with the two other hottest chicks I've dated in my life, who were high 8s/low 9s. She was very nice and easy to talk to. I liked her but didn't feel a huge amount of chemistry like I did with that chick who brutally cucked me a while back. Her mom is a huge gamer and she played some growing up. Dad loves pro wrestling. She's staying at home with her parents for the summer. Dropped her off back at her place after dinner and drinks. Would have been the perfect time for a kiss but I got a vibe like it wasn't happening. She leaned over and hugged me and left. I assumed I was DONE THERE.

After I got home, she texted me and showed some interest, said she wanted to see me again when I asked. I'm sort of lukewarm on it. Obviously I had no chance whatsoever to fuck her due to the logistics of it all, but lack of a kiss seemed like a huge warning sign. She also revealed that she has *a kid* which was a massive fucking thing to leave out given the length that we had talked. Somehow I had avoided saying something like "It's nice to meet someone different from the tinder norm of fat chicks and single moms," but that's totally something that I easily conceivably could have said. Lmao. I think I'm going to stay in the game and see how this plays out, but I'm not really worried about it. I don't know if I'm willing to make the Faustian bargain of "he seems like a stable, decent guy who could make life easier for me and my kid" in order to punch above my weight in terms of attractiveness. I feel like she's interested and would date me, but isn't as attracted to me as I would want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38501919)

-early July chick mentioned above (who was fucking gorgeous and really nice) said she wanted to see me again but pulled a slow fade

-8/10 21 y/o catholic virgin. Polite "no" when I hit her with dat haha text. While we were out an old lady came over to our table and said we made a beautiful couple which was pretty lulzy given the 15+ year age disparity

-bumble 6: nice girl and I liked her but I pulled a slow fade after two dates because the vibe wasn't sexual enough and I had better prospects

-7.3/10 24 yo: had coffee with her, thought for sure I'd see her again but slow fade after exchanging a few haha texts

-26 y/o 6.8/10: was pretty intrigued by the possibilities because she was fit dancer and had pics doing all sorts of flexible shit but there wasn't much chemistry

-28 y/o 9.5/10: basically an insta model, influencer, etc. Friend was shocked I had a date with her b/c apparently she's one of the hottest few chicks in my city. Seemed like she liked me but I wasn't sure enough and she's tired all the time from a ridiculous fitness routine and has a kid so seemed like it would be a lot of effort chasing a chick probably too tired to fuck. Still had a nice rapport with her in text after the first date but I opted to go down in flames rather than string it out. Invited her over to hang out and try to smash and the response was "you mean alone together, at your house?" lmaoooooooo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38742867)

Here's where it gets even lulzier. This chick apparently has an insane sex drive but is generally opposed to casual sex and and been going crazy from lack of sex since her last relationship ended. She tells me that I'm the most attracted she's ever been to a guy and that she masturbates to my pics every night. She's called me every day for the last 4 days or so and is basically treating me like her boyfriend even though we haven't met. She says she can't wait to fuck me next weekend when I visit her aaand when I said I couldn't want to bust inside her she said I'd have to wear a condom if I wanted to do that which pretty much means raw sex is confirmed.

I've never fucked an azn chick before, have been on a shitty dry spell, this chick is a subjective 10/10, seems to be a complete freak, and I basically have guaranteed raw first date sex with tight as fuck possibly mentally ill azn pussy. Really needed a break like this. I am going to no-fap all week which means I'm only going to last for about 45 amazing seconds the first time and then pull out and blow a massive load on her face, and she really likes this plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38742896)

"You'll have me all to yourself for the entire weekend. I want to have all the sex that I missed out on talking to you while you were out of reach."

Both of us are abstaining from masturbation starting today. Just need to sell her on the idea of letting me bust in her all weekend and popping a plan b at the end and I'm set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38753203)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2260319&mc=177&forum_id=2

The major exception was an absence of any comparison to or animus towards asian men. She has only had white boyfriends, and I will be her fourth Handsome. She definitely enjoyed drawing comparisons based on the Chad vs. non-Chad contrast though.

Met her for lunch and after we had planned to do some type of date "activity." I suggested that we grab a hotel room first "so we wouldn't have to take two cars." Actually ended up being really hard to find something open due to the holiday and we ended up in a pretty crappy place at probably twice what they normally charge. We drop our stuff off in the room and she asks if I'm "too tired" to go back out. I kissed her and it was on.

From talking to this chick a lot I've sort of put together the context that she's only had sex with her boyfriends, and hasn't fucked on a first date before. She asks me if I have condoms, and I tell her "sure, or I can just pull out, whatever you want." She sternly tells me that we'll be using condoms until a std test so I just go with it. I fuck her and she squeals a lot, "like a hello kitty toy," in fact, which might be the best line from the thread linked above. She cums several times, I finish and go wash off. Most chicks historically have given me a 20 minute break or so after . . .she's already grabbing my dick as soon as I'm back in bed.

She tells me she wants to feel me without a condom and asks when my last test was. I tell her I've never been tested. She's in the medical field so she's sort of incredulous about this and halfway lecturing me . . ."how can you have never been tested, they do it with annual checkups?". I'm just like "ummm . . . I don't really ever go to the doctor unless I'm injured," which is true. She's sort of exasperated and says "well, do you have anything?" and I say "probably not." We lay there in silence for about 5-10 seconds with my dick brushed up against her pussy and then she says "I need to feel it" and pulls it inside her raw.

This chick seems to orgasm very easily (like a minute flat of oral has her shaking and screaming) and is loud as fuck. The crappy hotel we were in really just consisted of one main hallway right off the lobby, and we were just a few doors down, with people walking by all the time. I have no doubt that many, many people heard her screaming like a goddamn murder victim. I was pretty surprised that we didn't get kicked out. We never made it back out for our "activity date" as planned, she just kept begging for more and more dick. At one point I made her cum like 2-3 times thrusting from the bottom and then went to flip her over and finish from behind. She just sort of laid there and said "I'm paralyzed, I can't move." Luckily she weighs all of about 90 lbs and was easy to position and move, almost like a toy instead of a real person. My dick is above average size but nothing special, but I legitimately felt like I had a massive Mandingo dick with her.

A few texts she sent me later (there are probably 10+ similar ones):

"Looking at your face when we have sex was probably the best experience i have ever had. A very handsome face definitely made my orgasms more intense"

"I haven't experienced anything like that in my whole life. It drives me crazy when i think about how good it felt when you were thrusting me ...so hard and satisfying"

"I want you to be my boyfriend soon. I like your face and your dick, that's enough."

Originally she had mostly been calling me "cute" and had only referred to me as "handsome" a couple of times. I'm training her to *only* call me "handsome" in honor of xoxo.

One last *HILARIOUS* detail. Apparently I cucked the shit out of some rich beta dork. He invested in her company and was giving her a lot of advice, trying to play the long game with her. He was extremely pissed when he found out she had a date this weekend. But this chick wanted dat HANDSOME dick so bad that she was willing to risk disrupting her business relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38776538)

Going latina again with this one. Lookswise she is pretty much the golden mean for me . . . 8.5 body, 6.5 face, tight little spinner. This means the sex will be really good but she's just slightly, slightly below the point where chicks get a little arrogant. She's sweet, deferential, and a little insecure, and regularly tells me things like that she thinks I'm out of her league and is nervous I won't like her. She's really fit, doesn't like to go out much, likes gaming and anime a little bit. This one is uniquely perfect and I just know she's going to be the one. 😅

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38932049)

I wasn't really actively looking for more app sluts but a cute little gothy/skater chick on tinder really caught my eye. We started talking and it was clear within about 10 minutes that we would be perfect together. Just had the best first date of my life. Adorable 5ft tall spinner, goofy, awkward, and hilarious. Refers to herself as a "house kitten" and prefers to stay home reading and playing video games.

Grabbed dinner and had some really entertaining conversation, then went back to my place to play Mortal Kombat 11. Matches were pretty competitive and at one point she beat me a bunch of times in a row before I called for a final 3 out of 5 (which I won by a sliver in the third round of the fifth match). She didn't want to go out that way and was begging for a rematch. I told her it wasn't happening unless she kissed me. That first kiss turned into an all-night fuck session. At one point we had back to back simultaneous orgasms. She tensed up and it made me shoot my load, we kept kissing and grinding slowly afterwards for a while without me pulling out, then we started fucking hard and both finished at the same time again. We spent a good 6+ hours in bed cuddling, talking, and fucking more, and it came out that we liked tons of the same games and movies, hate social media, and have a lot of other similarities that are very uncommon in the general population.

At like 5:30 am we started watching Tusk on Netflix. At 7am when it was over, we were having a very intense debate about (a) how the guy would shit inside of a walrus suit, and (b) where a real walrus's asshole is located. We spent the day in bed drifting in and out of sleep, cuddling and massaging each other. She texted me about 20 min after she left: "I fucking adore you!". She's already referred to me as "my love" a few times. I'm pretty sure we're already in a relationship. This is really exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38969814)

zero pics ITT. if i made sex threads this shitty id be laughed off the board

overall just a terrible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38973761)

I left out some entertaining details. She said she was "actually pretty racist" which I met with an "I'm intrigued, continue." She shared a story of pwning some annoying Muslims. I told her that she was cute and that she "reminded me of myself ten years ago, before I came to understand that Jews were the real problem." She laughed for a long time.

Also, she was mostly playing as noob saibot and did not get "woke" on me when I called the shadow she was sending to attack me her "little faggot friend who fucks her in the ass inside her cloak." In fact, I was able to pick up some cheap wins by making her laugh so hard with various slurs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38978153)

in b4 they try to shut this thread down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38978728)

bro. if youre going to sex-thread do it the fucking right way. post essential stats and pics. cut out the fluff. real talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38984722)

this thread is awesome.

op callout is pretty good but then DDC made it 984873489389 by turning the thread meta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#38990201)

We just click in a lot of ways. Sex more often than not yields multiple simultaneous orgasms . . .her getting off triggers mine. Fighting games, we're very closely matched with tons of bouts decided by a sliver of health in the third round. Co-op games, we're perfectly in synch. She finds me funnier than anyone else ever has.

She accidentally told me she loved me last weekend and was immediately mad at herself for letting it slip out because she knew it was wrong to feel that way so soon, but she went on to give me the most heartfelt confession of love I've ever received. Actually, it was easily the nicest and most moving thing anyone has said to me in my entire life.

Interesting fact: she had been celibate for about two years before our first date, hadn't even been kissed in a sexual way (she briefly dated a white night cuck who she wasn't attracted to). I had actually assumed the opposite since we were fucking raw a few hours into our first date, but her eccentricities make a lot more sense now . . .she was literally shaking and out of breath just from me kissing her neck (so much that I had to stop a few times to let her breathe), and she started orgasming almost immediately after I was inside her. She's ended up being completely 180 in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39056255)

what are we trying to do here? wait around for a girl who's not insane? if that's what we wanted to do we'd be on grindr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39058720)

Also, I'm not oblivious to the fact that someone this messed up is who I'd get along the best with, and what that might say about me.😐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39066913)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39068140)

So, on the whole, this chick seems pretty good for me. She's incredibly, incredibly fit, and has an amazing ass. Like down the front, totally flat and tight, can see the outlines of abs, etc, but then she has this giant, round, perfectly formed ass, like two bowling balls had just been welded on or something. In an extremely rare twist, she's a white girl. Likes anime and horror movies. Good sense of humor, conversation flows easily, she likes me a lot. Intelligent. Has a nice pussy and it's a perfect fit for my cock.

BUT, she's fixated on asses. She wants me to fuck her in the ass, not a big deal, personally I'd rather just nut in a pussy but I can indulge that. She wants *my* ass too though. Like she's texting me about how much she wants to lick it, "slide a well-lubed finger into my tight hole" while she sucks my dick, etc. And if she wants to do this certainly she has licked other men's asses. I'm wondering if maybe this is the sort of compromise I need to make and just go ahead and bite down on a sock. It's a little jarring though when we'll just sort of be normal sexting and I'll get this lengthy text about how she wants to violate me.

America 2020 🤦🏼‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39463927)

this white girl with dat ass twist gave it away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39474446)

I most assuredly am fucking a white girl with DAT ASS right now. We're talking very early Jada Stevens level, before she put on weight and started taking BBC and became sort of gross. I'm talking about her very first vids, when she was cute and slim and still had that youthful glow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39476761)

i'm not the one dating latina app sluts. just an fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39474595)

New chick is way outside my typical wheelhouse. Mid 30s but very cute and looks much younger. Great face, perfect smile. Not nerdy, bubbly outgoing type. Treats me like a god and is already sort of picking up my hobbies.

Married very young and recently divorced, I was her first tinder date so she hasn't been corrupted by the app hellscape yet. Have already seen her 4 times in 8 days. She heroically waited until the third date to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39698861)

I'm teaching her to game. The 2D stuff comes pretty easily because she had a SNES but there are some growing pains with dual analog FPS movement. She likes Earth Defense Force 5 which is the key litmus test though. She also likes horror/weird movies but hasn't seen a bunch of them so I'm showing her the notable stuff. Audition and Kill List last weekend and she thought they were cool. Working her up to Audition and Serbian film.

I've been really impressed with her. Initially classified her as sort of a high maintenance chick that I didn't have much in common with, but she cares for me a lot, sex is really good, seeing minimal red flags compared to the others I've dated. Comes from a good family (I've met them already), not a lot of prior partners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39878871)

I'm gonna put a baby in this chick which is a hilarious cucking of her ex husband. They were together 10 years and he wanted to have kids but she "wasn't ready." She wanted the divorce, he didn't. And we've only been together a short time and she's already professing her desires to give me an heir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#39880882)

Date: May 24th, 2019 8:29 AM

Author: Odious Big-titted Jap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268229&forum_id=2#47519807)