so you end up taking him out every now and then, you know, like how you walk a dog i guess. subdues their nervous energy, breeds loyalty, racks up FP (FavorPoints TM) and is generally considered to be a "nice"&"charitable" thing to do for someone who'd otherwise be kind of floundering about on their own

anyway my _that kid_ couldn't get laid with a genetic woman tonight so he decided to shack up with a fairly manly looking tranny with an ABSURD name (like even worse than your typical "stripper name". i'd poa it but there's probably only one of these in the country). i warned him just in case he was too fucked up to tell (every _that kid_ always gets way too drunk or high every time you take him out; he has no frame of reference for his tolerance or any idea about what he can handle; he/she is also absolutely DESPERATE to "have a good, wild time" in a way that would make a sad 17 year old band geek/Autist-At-Large greedily lusting over The Cool Kids & their Woah Alcohol Friend! private parties blush in shame---natch this translates into "get as fucked up as possible as fast as possible", not even a remotely sustainable strategy if you're going to be at it all night. these sorts of kids are basically sprinting as fast as possible right off the starting line on a 35mi endurance run), i took him aside and was like "breh breh you know that's a dude right? look at the adam's apple". he then proceeded to slur out something like "oh well whatever we've already swapped #s & made out just gonna see this to the finish line bro. w/e yolo"

so he's over there right now either railing or getting railed by this odd speciMAN, haven't really figured out how exactly i'm going to ever look him in the eye again. not that there's anything inherently _wrong_ with trannies (...i guess...) but this wasn't a particularly feminine one and i'm pretty sure this kid isn't an IRL chomoboi assfuccer so idk what the deal is there---i guess that's why the eponymous "they" likes to call them """"traps"""" haha

quite a conundrum! (also Vice.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38287147)

he's either too ashamed to look his minders in their respective Texting Faces (its a metric kind of like cowgod tp's Poasting Height---e.g. my Texting Face is a sterling 9.3) or this weird dionysian gender bender ladyboy is wearing him as a skin suit rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38287693)

the t-friend was a very femme bottom type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38287850)

i know youre the expert here but theres no way a tranny with a name like *that* isn't topping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38287878)

"what was his name" unusually apt here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38287886)

there was no other face possible in that situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38287856)

i'll send you some pdfs on sunday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38288222)

my laptop is busted so i dont have access to my pdf library but i'll see what i can find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38293649)

he picks up and i'm blaring chic's "my forbidden lover" over my car's stereo. i ask him "heeeeeeyyyy <his full name> do you need a ride? or did you already, uhhhhh-*throat rattle* 😎_get one_?😎" followed by a wide cheshire cat grin

his face turned red in like 2 seconds lmao this poor fucker knows i'm never going to let him live this down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38288209)

thats all i got to say about what i just read itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38288613)

yeah i agree, but he's probably got mild aspergers (at least) so he was destined for a death by a hundred thousand cuts sort of sacrifice from birth

it's a shame i guess but what are you (or christ, freud, anyone) gonna do for him? he's been chasing my nine tailed comet for over a decade now, getting high off of the vapor trail---doesn't matter if, much like petrol vapors, it ruins his biology and psyche in the process

autism and a psychological fixation on "something you're not and never will be" have ruined an absurdly large portion of the males in our generation, the LARPing and odd monomanical obsessions with pathetic poorly understood dreams and desires have turned the median millennial male's fuckhole into an Oh God disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38290624)

in reality, you guys would get fucking irritated with him after about a month---he's an artless, long-winded hipster commie-wannabe with delusions of relevance who had to be dragged kicking and screaming to Race Realism, among other common sense poli-things, a year or two ago. not kidding when i said he's like the epitome of _that kid_

he'd also probably retire and lurk after a month of getting nonstop roasted, (🚨🚨not flame 🚨🚨) he might even irl cry a bit 🤡

i can maybe drop a story or two about him tonight or tomorrow if anyone wants to hear it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38290667)

please do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38290886)

do you remember my "cruel pranks you played on friends in high school" thread? my long poast in that, "the heists"---that was all directed at his house lol

i have a few other bizarre ones to choose from, i'll write one out soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38436080)

We go to my favorite Korean place (rong time customer), the service is excellent, my waiter hooks me up with a free scallion pancake app, and what does this kid do?

He leaves a fucking dollar for a tip on a $30 bill. Absolutely absurd, i haven't been able to go back since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38554951)

if that's the case, hello friend! hope you're enjoying the fireworks 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38290832)

if not i have to give some serious thought to reconciling my innate disgust at them with my knowledge that they are horny lunatics who are likely down with anything i suggest (if anything, the concern is what they'll try to pull on me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38288688)

not a clue, i've never gone there. we should have many experts able to match you with the information you've requested, Just sit tight! while Rajeev Muthuswamy (4.8 stars, 261 answers) curry shits out an incomprehensible Quoruber ShareX answer to your most honorable query

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38290640)

i was getting worried my poaing was losing some of its humor in its opacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38290630)

i had a few friends from the same social circle over last night and we all simultaneously sent the kid various pictures of things like 1. a coke can, 2. shredded clothes, 3. a double rainbow and one or two others

he doesn't know _for certain_ that the others know (i was the only one to directly witness him necking it//getting post-club drunk food with it//riding home with it) but he's probably feeling a little toasty rn 🤣

i also looked up the tranny in question online and found its mugshot---like many or most of these beings, it had a rapsheet filled with petty "impulse" crimes (viz. shoplifting, indecent exposure, public intoxication, and so on) ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38322221)

he's been pissing me off too much lately for me to stand talking to him anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38450747)

is there any aspects of this situation or this kid that you want to hear about in particular?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38454290)

not really, just whatever you think are the funniest or most interesting stories about him, i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4268898&forum_id=2#38454561)