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https://www.onesouthfirst.com/availability/one-bedroom/39c
excitant turdskin
  01/18/20
"Net effective rate" = ur fucked after year one.
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
i'd be fucked after one month
Multi-colored stag film scourge upon the earth
  01/18/20
looks like a hotel plus a scam
awkward heaven jew
  01/18/20
6k/month for a 1BR? I'm guessing high finance/MD/biglol coup...
Pea-brained temple
  01/18/20
And most of the amenities are useless. Doorman is useful for...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
https://www.amny.com/new-york/new-york-commission-approves-c...
fragrant ratface
  01/18/20
Triply insane is their "transmission costs". My el...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
It's not quite that bad. Your bill would be like $40-50 for ...
fragrant ratface
  01/18/20
My cheapest was $75. It was easily $150+ over the summer. Ma...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
Oh yeah, you definitely have to shut down your PC in NYC. It...
fragrant ratface
  01/19/20
Common areas have been extensively used last 10 years. Gym m...
unholy anal garrison
  01/19/20
Place has no soul. A hollow existence for hollow men
Translucent mental disorder
  01/18/20
cr 5 yrs ago i'd loved to live somewhere like this. but n...
lascivious godawful casino internal respiration
  01/18/20
Literally the only amenity I'd want is the doorman to sign f...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
all amenities are useless flame. i just like the views.
excitant turdskin
  01/18/20
Doorman is legitimately helpful because they can sign for pa...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
why would someone pay 3500 for a studio in Brooklyn instead ...
Diverse idiot school
  01/18/20
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Trip Hell Quadroon
  01/18/20
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Provocative coffee pot set
  01/18/20
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Magical spot
  01/18/20
wtf is a net effective rate
splenetic national cuckoldry
  01/18/20
Basically, they give you "one month free" for your...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
People fall for this?
splenetic national cuckoldry
  01/18/20
Yes. It's fine for the first year but you're completely fuck...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
But it's not like you can budget around your net effective r...
splenetic national cuckoldry
  01/18/20
even the retarded shrews who recognize it's a scam think &qu...
nofapping cracking sound barrier indian lodge
  01/18/20
You can budget around it, but that requires not being a moro...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/19/20
jfc, kikes
lascivious godawful casino internal respiration
  01/18/20
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
Aqua multi-billionaire
  01/18/20
you'd figure a place charging over six grand for an apartmen...
Multi-colored stag film scourge upon the earth
  01/18/20
lol, that apt is about 1.5x the cost of my 5000 sq ft house
Histrionic Organic Girlfriend
  01/18/20
To be fair, you don't necessarily need a 5000sf house (I liv...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
Yeah, no one needs a 5000 sq ft house unless they have 6-10 ...
Histrionic Organic Girlfriend
  01/18/20
Agreed. I pay $1500 for a 1BR. I could probably get a hou...
Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef
  01/18/20
...
Grizzly Stage
  01/18/20
At least you two have that in common
Histrionic Organic Girlfriend
  01/18/20
TSINAH balls out in O-town for $1295/mo.
splenetic national cuckoldry
  01/18/20
...
Grizzly Stage
  01/18/20
https://imgur.com/a/mHKxsT2 OWALHR!
excitant turdskin
  01/18/20
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Grizzly Stage
  01/18/20
https://media.bizj.us/view/img/8142942/paramount-on-lake-eol...
splenetic national cuckoldry
  01/18/20
...
Grizzly Stage
  01/18/20
lol. Gay as fuck
Histrionic Organic Girlfriend
  01/18/20
section 8 will certainly cover that. oh right, your lol...
Chocolate dead den police squad
  01/18/20
would never want to live in that part of williamsburg. sk...
Free-loading plum philosopher-king theater
  01/18/20
so readily affordable to so many, too.
doobsian box office voyeur
  01/18/20
You’re literally a pauper. LOL
copper drunken resort
  01/18/20
...
tan effete station
  01/18/20
...
Grizzly Stage
  01/18/20
LJFL at a $6,300 net rent 1BR in Williamsburg. KYS
Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship Fortuitous Meteor
  01/18/20


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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: excitant turdskin

https://www.onesouthfirst.com/availability/one-bedroom/39c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451522)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

"Net effective rate" = ur fucked after year one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451526)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored stag film scourge upon the earth

i'd be fucked after one month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451896)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: awkward heaven jew

looks like a hotel plus a scam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451543)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained temple

6k/month for a 1BR? I'm guessing high finance/MD/biglol couples who are living together rent places like this? (and family money, obv)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451548)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

And most of the amenities are useless. Doorman is useful for packages; the rest of it is bullshit. Nobody ever uses the fitness centers or the pools.

Also, all of that shit probably gets wrapped up into common charges and/or other bills. ConEd just received a big rate hike, TWC/Spectrum is incredibly expensive, that's probably another $300+ right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451564)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: fragrant ratface

https://www.amny.com/new-york/new-york-commission-approves-con-edison-rate-hike-but-at-a-fraction-of-original-plan/

This is legit insane given the price of natural gas right now. All utility costs should be dropping.

And just LMAO at a public utility having to pay property taxes. That is doubly insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451767)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

Triply insane is their "transmission costs". My electricity bill in ARE COUNTRY is tiny, maybe a few bucks a month. In MFH, it was easily $200 for a studio where my only electricity expenses were a fridge, TV, and desktop computer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451775)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: fragrant ratface

It's not quite that bad. Your bill would be like $40-50 for a studio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451818)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

My cheapest was $75. It was easily $150+ over the summer. Maybe I was a little high because I had a gaming desktop, but I never dropped below $75.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451884)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: fragrant ratface

Oh yeah, you definitely have to shut down your PC in NYC. It's $30 a month extra easy if you leave it on 24/7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39453437)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: unholy anal garrison

Common areas have been extensively used last 10 years. Gym membership was an easy cut in most hhs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39455485)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:40 PM
Author: Translucent mental disorder

Place has no soul. A hollow existence for hollow men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451586)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:42 PM
Author: lascivious godawful casino internal respiration

cr

5 yrs ago i'd loved to live somewhere like this. but now - fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451595)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

Literally the only amenity I'd want is the doorman to sign for packages so they won't get stolen. Otherwise, whatever. Nobody's going to use 90% of that crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451603)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: excitant turdskin

all amenities are useless flame. i just like the views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451726)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

Doorman is legitimately helpful because they can sign for packages. Otherwise, agreed 100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451741)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:52 PM
Author: Diverse idiot school

why would someone pay 3500 for a studio in Brooklyn instead of, say, killing oneself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451643)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Trip Hell Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451656)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:10 PM
Author: Provocative coffee pot set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451729)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Magical spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452216)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: splenetic national cuckoldry

wtf is a net effective rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451760)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

Basically, they give you "one month free" for your first year. So if the actual rent is $5k, but they give you a "free" month, you're paying about $4600 over the year. Except after the first year, that free month disappears plus your increase is based on the real rent ($5000 versus $4600).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451773)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: splenetic national cuckoldry

People fall for this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451780)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

Yes. It's fine for the first year but you're completely fucked after that, because your rent goes up to the nominal cost, plus you get the usual MFH increase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451789)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: splenetic national cuckoldry

But it's not like you can budget around your net effective rate. You have to pay the monthly rent. This feels designed for shrews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451890)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 9:13 PM
Author: nofapping cracking sound barrier indian lodge

even the retarded shrews who recognize it's a scam think "well i can just move next year" not realizing the thousands of dollars that costs in "elevator fees" for moving in and out and key fees and time and hassle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452594)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:13 AM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

You can budget around it, but that requires not being a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39453799)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:21 PM
Author: lascivious godawful casino internal respiration

jfc, kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451795)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Aqua multi-billionaire

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451900)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored stag film scourge upon the earth

you'd figure a place charging over six grand for an apartment could afford better photoshopping on their photos jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451808)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Histrionic Organic Girlfriend

lol, that apt is about 1.5x the cost of my 5000 sq ft house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451825)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

To be fair, you don't necessarily need a 5000sf house (I live alone and that's just too many rooms to clean), but you could get a decent place with the same or better amenities if you're not in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451834)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Organic Girlfriend

Yeah, no one needs a 5000 sq ft house unless they have 6-10 kids, but lol at spending almost 7k on a 1 BR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451861)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Coral Parlor French Chef

Agreed.

I pay $1500 for a 1BR. I could probably get a house for that in ARE COUNTRY, but whatever. I still probably have more space than I need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451868)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Grizzly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451865)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Organic Girlfriend

At least you two have that in common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451874)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: splenetic national cuckoldry

TSINAH balls out in O-town for $1295/mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451891)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: Grizzly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451892)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: excitant turdskin

https://imgur.com/a/mHKxsT2

OWALHR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451904)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451915)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: splenetic national cuckoldry

https://media.bizj.us/view/img/8142942/paramount-on-lake-eola*750xx3560-2003-0-233.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451951)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:20 PM
Author: Grizzly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452036)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Organic Girlfriend

lol. Gay as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452323)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Chocolate dead den police squad

section 8 will certainly cover that.

oh right, your lolsuit. your attorneys must be waiting for the new president, again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451867)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Free-loading plum philosopher-king theater

would never want to live in that part of williamsburg.

skinny dennis is a fantastic bar, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451939)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:05 PM
Author: doobsian box office voyeur

so readily affordable to so many, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451958)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: copper drunken resort

You’re literally a pauper. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452261)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:10 PM
Author: tan effete station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452290)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452354)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship Fortuitous Meteor

LJFL at a $6,300 net rent 1BR in Williamsburg. KYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452909)