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Please list funny law firm soccer team names:

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms...
charismatic balding international law enforcement agency
  06/27/06
Ladybugs
Cream razzle hominid
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?
Titillating cruise ship gaming laptop
  06/27/06
TITCR
Maroon dead tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  06/27/06
The Papercuts
multi-colored regret
  06/27/06
Real Ipsa Loquitor
Lavender national reading party
  06/27/06
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
Ungodly doctorate
  06/27/06
I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Kill...
sticky house-broken party of the first part heaven
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are ...
know-it-all free-loading native affirmative action
  06/27/06
FC RP
Crystalline Supple Site
  06/27/06
One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was a...
insanely creepy tripping selfie
  06/27/06
Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why y...
sepia chest-beating jew ratface
  06/27/06
The Ball-Handlers
razzmatazz church building son of senegal
  06/27/06
Goatse Hungry
Cordovan mood
  06/27/06
ty
avocado parlour macaca
  06/27/06
I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these?...
multi-colored regret
  06/27/06
A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depend...
charismatic balding international law enforcement agency
  06/27/06
mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softb...
vengeful snowy ticket booth juggernaut
  06/27/06
Kickin' Kikes
abnormal big kitchen ladyboy
  06/27/06
Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)
charismatic balding international law enforcement agency
  06/27/06
Laughed out loud. That's fucking brilliant.
insanely creepy tripping selfie
  06/27/06
Yeah, this is the winner.
big-titted fishy becky pisswyrm
  06/27/06
Perfect.
bronze cerebral meetinghouse
  06/27/06
Harry and the Bawlz
Heady Talking Sanctuary
  06/27/06
Nigger-Lovers
Cream razzle hominid
  06/27/06
FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe
outnumbered wild stage
  06/27/06
bull connor is a cracker, inc.
Kink-friendly corner trust fund
  06/27/06


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Date: June 27th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: charismatic balding international law enforcement agency

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms. Please help me think of a funny team name. Here is what I have so far:

Mr. Perkins’s 8th Grade PE Class

Is This Billable?

Move Your Assets

Don’t Fight the Law, Cause the Law Will Win

Cheatahs

Attractive Nuisance

Fighting Doc Reviewers

Due Killigence

Obviously, I need some help. Answers do not have to be law specific, but it might help.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086004)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Cream razzle hominid

Ladybugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086012)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship gaming laptop

Is This Billable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086015)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Maroon dead tanning salon fortuitous meteor

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086034)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored regret

The Papercuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086016)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Lavender national reading party

Real Ipsa Loquitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086027)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Ungodly doctorate

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086023)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: sticky house-broken party of the first part heaven

I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Killigence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086032)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: know-it-all free-loading native affirmative action

Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are the best.

Litigistas

Real Profit (pronounced like Real Madrid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086039)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Supple Site

FC RP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086051)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy tripping selfie

One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was at Yale; he called it the Low Passes.

Well Hung Jury was also a popular IM name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086105)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: sepia chest-beating jew ratface

Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why you picked that, just tell them, "Because we'll kick your asses for free!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086565)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz church building son of senegal

The Ball-Handlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088831)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Cordovan mood

Goatse Hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086025)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: avocado parlour macaca

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086328)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: multi-colored regret

I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these? I know banks have them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086029)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: charismatic balding international law enforcement agency

A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depending on demand from the attorneys. Some times other staff are allowed to play to increase participation/talent level. Some times teams end up consisting of no attorneys whatsoever.

There are probably leagues in most cities, and if a firm does not have a team, it just takes one person to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086090)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: vengeful snowy ticket booth juggernaut

mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softball team, but i hate softball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086101)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: abnormal big kitchen ladyboy

Kickin' Kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086060)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: charismatic balding international law enforcement agency

Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086075)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy tripping selfie

Laughed out loud.

That's fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086093)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: big-titted fishy becky pisswyrm

Yeah, this is the winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086556)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: bronze cerebral meetinghouse

Perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088811)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Heady Talking Sanctuary

Harry and the Bawlz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086081)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Cream razzle hominid

Nigger-Lovers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086084)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: outnumbered wild stage

FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086467)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly corner trust fund

bull connor is a cracker, inc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086628)