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My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms...
MisterFantastic  06/27/06
Ladybugs
whatbadgerseat.com (V.06)  06/27/06
Is This Billable?
Subotai, thief and archer  06/27/06
TITCR
Citizen Eco-Drive: Unstoppable  06/27/06
The Papercuts
Harold & Kumar Go To Law School  06/27/06
Real Ipsa Loquitor
boselecta  06/27/06
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
††  06/27/06
I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Kill...
IronMonkey  06/27/06
Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are ...
St. Paul of Baumer  06/27/06
FC RP
TTT14  06/27/06
One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was a...
Implied Warrantonin  06/27/06
Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why y...
ClownCollegeGrad  06/27/06
The Ball-Handlers
Done and done  06/27/06
Goatse Hungry
I am thinking of aurochs and angels  06/27/06
ty
Mayor McCheese  06/27/06
I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these?...
Harold & Kumar Go To Law School  06/27/06
A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depend...
MisterFantastic  06/27/06
mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softb...
brick11  06/27/06
Kickin' Kikes
legal ease  06/27/06
Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)
MisterFantastic  06/27/06
Laughed out loud. That's fucking brilliant.
Implied Warrantonin  06/27/06
Yeah, this is the winner.
In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU!  06/27/06
Perfect.
rk982  06/27/06
Harry and the Bawlz
2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator  06/27/06
Nigger-Lovers
whatbadgerseat.com (V.06)  06/27/06
FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe
A Boy Named Sue  06/27/06
bull connor is a cracker, inc.
[[account deleted]]  06/27/06


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Date: June 27th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: MisterFantastic

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms. Please help me think of a funny team name. Here is what I have so far:

Mr. Perkins’s 8th Grade PE Class

Is This Billable?

Move Your Assets

Don’t Fight the Law, Cause the Law Will Win

Cheatahs

Attractive Nuisance

Fighting Doc Reviewers

Due Killigence

Obviously, I need some help. Answers do not have to be law specific, but it might help.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086004)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: whatbadgerseat.com (V.06)

Ladybugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086012)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

Is This Billable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086015)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Citizen Eco-Drive: Unstoppable

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086034)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Harold & Kumar Go To Law School

The Papercuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086016)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: boselecta

Real Ipsa Loquitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086027)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: ††

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086023)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: IronMonkey

I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Killigence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086032)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: St. Paul of Baumer

Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are the best.

Litigistas

Real Profit (pronounced like Real Madrid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086039)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: TTT14

FC RP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086051)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: Implied Warrantonin

One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was at Yale; he called it the Low Passes.

Well Hung Jury was also a popular IM name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086105)




Date: June 27th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: ClownCollegeGrad

Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why you picked that, just tell them, "Because we'll kick your asses for free!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086565)




Date: June 27th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Done and done

The Ball-Handlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088831)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

Goatse Hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086025)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086328)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Harold & Kumar Go To Law School

I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these? I know banks have them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086029)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: MisterFantastic

A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depending on demand from the attorneys. Some times other staff are allowed to play to increase participation/talent level. Some times teams end up consisting of no attorneys whatsoever.

There are probably leagues in most cities, and if a firm does not have a team, it just takes one person to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086090)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: brick11

mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softball team, but i hate softball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086101)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: legal ease

Kickin' Kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086060)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: MisterFantastic

Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086075)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Implied Warrantonin

Laughed out loud.

That's fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086093)




Date: June 27th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU! (It don't matter to Hippocleides!)

Yeah, this is the winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086556)




Date: June 27th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: rk982 (now $20,000/year more legal advice)

Perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088811)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: 2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator

Harry and the Bawlz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086081)




Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: whatbadgerseat.com (V.06)

Nigger-Lovers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086084)




Date: June 27th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: A Boy Named Sue

FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086467)




Date: June 27th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: [[account deleted]] (Bull Connor's white)

bull connor is a cracker, inc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086628)