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Please list funny law firm soccer team names:

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms...
Duck-like azure hunting ground
  06/27/06
Ladybugs
Lilac Frum Church Building
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?
Blue Out-of-control Office
  06/27/06
TITCR
Nighttime private investor
  06/27/06
The Papercuts
Smoky puppy
  06/27/06
Real Ipsa Loquitor
excitant electric furnace
  06/27/06
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
yellow stag film pocket flask
  06/27/06
I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Kill...
Bossy shrine
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are ...
autistic medicated university mad cow disease
  06/27/06
FC RP
Stirring cumskin sandwich
  06/27/06
One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was a...
deranged bateful hospital
  06/27/06
Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why y...
Embarrassed to the bone casino macaca
  06/27/06
The Ball-Handlers
Appetizing buck-toothed queen of the night
  06/27/06
Goatse Hungry
Mewling Onyx Messiness Indirect Expression
  06/27/06
ty
vivacious ticket booth
  06/27/06
I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these?...
Smoky puppy
  06/27/06
A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depend...
Duck-like azure hunting ground
  06/27/06
mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softb...
glittery double fault
  06/27/06
Kickin' Kikes
dashing green library
  06/27/06
Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)
Duck-like azure hunting ground
  06/27/06
Laughed out loud. That's fucking brilliant.
deranged bateful hospital
  06/27/06
Yeah, this is the winner.
odious red school cafeteria
  06/27/06
Perfect.
yapping mad-dog skullcap range
  06/27/06
Harry and the Bawlz
sapphire brunch
  06/27/06
Nigger-Lovers
Lilac Frum Church Building
  06/27/06
FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe
lemon main people site
  06/27/06
bull connor is a cracker, inc.
Milky judgmental background story
  06/27/06


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Date: June 27th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Duck-like azure hunting ground

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms. Please help me think of a funny team name. Here is what I have so far:

Mr. Perkins’s 8th Grade PE Class

Is This Billable?

Move Your Assets

Don’t Fight the Law, Cause the Law Will Win

Cheatahs

Attractive Nuisance

Fighting Doc Reviewers

Due Killigence

Obviously, I need some help. Answers do not have to be law specific, but it might help.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086004)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Lilac Frum Church Building

Ladybugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086012)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Blue Out-of-control Office

Is This Billable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086015)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Nighttime private investor

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086034)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

The Papercuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086016)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: excitant electric furnace

Real Ipsa Loquitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086027)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: yellow stag film pocket flask

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086023)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Bossy shrine

I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Killigence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086032)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: autistic medicated university mad cow disease

Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are the best.

Litigistas

Real Profit (pronounced like Real Madrid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086039)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: Stirring cumskin sandwich

FC RP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086051)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: deranged bateful hospital

One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was at Yale; he called it the Low Passes.

Well Hung Jury was also a popular IM name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086105)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone casino macaca

Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why you picked that, just tell them, "Because we'll kick your asses for free!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086565)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing buck-toothed queen of the night

The Ball-Handlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088831)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Mewling Onyx Messiness Indirect Expression

Goatse Hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086025)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086328)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Smoky puppy

I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these? I know banks have them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086029)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Duck-like azure hunting ground

A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depending on demand from the attorneys. Some times other staff are allowed to play to increase participation/talent level. Some times teams end up consisting of no attorneys whatsoever.

There are probably leagues in most cities, and if a firm does not have a team, it just takes one person to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086090)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: glittery double fault

mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softball team, but i hate softball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086101)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: dashing green library

Kickin' Kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086060)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Duck-like azure hunting ground

Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086075)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: deranged bateful hospital

Laughed out loud.

That's fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086093)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: odious red school cafeteria

Yeah, this is the winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086556)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: yapping mad-dog skullcap range

Perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088811)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: sapphire brunch

Harry and the Bawlz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086081)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Lilac Frum Church Building

Nigger-Lovers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086084)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: lemon main people site

FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086467)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Milky judgmental background story

bull connor is a cracker, inc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086628)