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Please list funny law firm soccer team names:

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms...
histrionic station international law enforcement agency
  06/27/06
Ladybugs
zombie-like frisky quadroon
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?
Stimulating bright tanning salon windowlicker
  06/27/06
TITCR
opaque mischievous boistinker halford
  06/27/06
The Papercuts
Spruce swashbuckling locale
  06/27/06
Real Ipsa Loquitor
flushed cerebral meetinghouse
  06/27/06
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
Adventurous Doctorate Field
  06/27/06
I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Kill...
gaped dragon
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are ...
bearded stead
  06/27/06
FC RP
Boyish lake site
  06/27/06
One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was a...
judgmental razzmatazz resort codepig
  06/27/06
Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why y...
mewling pit
  06/27/06
The Ball-Handlers
self-centered orchestra pit
  06/27/06
Goatse Hungry
Thriller skinny woman public bath
  06/27/06
ty
lavender kitchen french chef
  06/27/06
I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these?...
Spruce swashbuckling locale
  06/27/06
A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depend...
histrionic station international law enforcement agency
  06/27/06
mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softb...
odious partner
  06/27/06
Kickin' Kikes
rusted gas station death wish
  06/27/06
Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)
histrionic station international law enforcement agency
  06/27/06
Laughed out loud. That's fucking brilliant.
judgmental razzmatazz resort codepig
  06/27/06
Yeah, this is the winner.
Anal Azn Ticket Booth
  06/27/06
Perfect.
dashing cyan library mad cow disease
  06/27/06
Harry and the Bawlz
High-end Razzle Whorehouse
  06/27/06
Nigger-Lovers
zombie-like frisky quadroon
  06/27/06
FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe
Hairraiser tattoo
  06/27/06
bull connor is a cracker, inc.
irradiated plaza
  06/27/06


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Date: June 27th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: histrionic station international law enforcement agency

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms. Please help me think of a funny team name. Here is what I have so far:

Mr. Perkins’s 8th Grade PE Class

Is This Billable?

Move Your Assets

Don’t Fight the Law, Cause the Law Will Win

Cheatahs

Attractive Nuisance

Fighting Doc Reviewers

Due Killigence

Obviously, I need some help. Answers do not have to be law specific, but it might help.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086004)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: zombie-like frisky quadroon

Ladybugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086012)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Stimulating bright tanning salon windowlicker

Is This Billable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086015)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: opaque mischievous boistinker halford

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086034)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Spruce swashbuckling locale

The Papercuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086016)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: flushed cerebral meetinghouse

Real Ipsa Loquitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086027)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Doctorate Field

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086023)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: gaped dragon

I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Killigence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086032)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: bearded stead

Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are the best.

Litigistas

Real Profit (pronounced like Real Madrid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086039)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: Boyish lake site

FC RP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086051)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: judgmental razzmatazz resort codepig

One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was at Yale; he called it the Low Passes.

Well Hung Jury was also a popular IM name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086105)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: mewling pit

Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why you picked that, just tell them, "Because we'll kick your asses for free!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086565)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: self-centered orchestra pit

The Ball-Handlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088831)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Thriller skinny woman public bath

Goatse Hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086025)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: lavender kitchen french chef

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086328)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Spruce swashbuckling locale

I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these? I know banks have them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086029)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic station international law enforcement agency

A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depending on demand from the attorneys. Some times other staff are allowed to play to increase participation/talent level. Some times teams end up consisting of no attorneys whatsoever.

There are probably leagues in most cities, and if a firm does not have a team, it just takes one person to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086090)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: odious partner

mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softball team, but i hate softball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086101)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: rusted gas station death wish

Kickin' Kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086060)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic station international law enforcement agency

Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086075)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: judgmental razzmatazz resort codepig

Laughed out loud.

That's fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086093)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Anal Azn Ticket Booth

Yeah, this is the winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086556)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: dashing cyan library mad cow disease

Perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088811)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: High-end Razzle Whorehouse

Harry and the Bawlz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086081)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: zombie-like frisky quadroon

Nigger-Lovers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086084)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser tattoo

FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086467)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: irradiated plaza

bull connor is a cracker, inc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086628)