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Date: March 24th, 2021 10:55 AM Author: Mischievous motley den
Funny story: we also knew a kid whose dad was an FBI agent. When he first told us, we didn't believe him because he always had really expensive shit and we knew FBI agents didn't make that much money. He was also a megapussy and we figured he was trying to inflate is pedigree. Then one day his dad came and gave a talk to the class and confirmed that he was in fact an FBI agent. Then he gave us a short lecture, the main thrust of which was that we should avoid going to jail because we would catch AIDS from inmates breathing on us.
I now think his reasoning was sound and that he got the relevant facts right. However at the time I felt his argument lacked persuasive force because it relied on a premise I could not assume to be truthful. Now I think he probably probably just said that stuff about breathing because he didn't know how to tell 12 year-olds that it actually involves buttfucking.
Anyway after that we all believed his dad was FBI. However, everyone also came away with the impression that his dad was a corrupt meathead faggot, because the kid always had the most expensive shit for anything a kid his age would have. Clothes, watches, gym equipment, all that shit, this kid always had the most expensive shit fresh off the shelf. He tried to be fratty as fuck and had a rolex when he was 16. However he was just as retarded as the most retarded fuckup mafia kid I knew. Moreover everyone hated him. He was never popular. He got bullied in the only social circle where he was active (which was mine, for reasons beyond my control). Mafia kids could get away with being flashy and retarded but this kid couldn't. We just shut him the fuck out, screamed at him if he made his presence known to us, and on one occasion when he tried to show off the knife his dad bought him yesterday, my friend yanked it out of his hand, jammed it in a log and flung it into a lake. The event happened at sunset so I never got a good look at the knife, but witnesses said it was the most expensive swiss army knife you could buy at the time.
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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:54 PM Author: Mischievous motley den
The story of how we came to know him is funny.
He got this short term work visa that anyone on the street can (or at least could) get over in Russia. You work for a sponsor and you're not supposed to do anything but work for that sponsor. At least that's my understanding.
This guy was recruited from Russia to work at a summer camp for mentally and physically disabled adults, located out in the woods in the middle of nowhere. If you have a 35 year old retarded AND physically disabled humanoid that you have to take care of daily, and you need a break for a few months, this is where you can make it someone else's problem: a summer camp with no photos of the facilities on its website. The Russian dood was put in charge of three such "campers." He had to do things like hose off the 300 pounder whenever he would shit himself (the "dorms" were well equipped for this sort of thing, I'm told), and restrain the guy who always wanted to take off all his clothes and go running off into the woods. That same guy also was also 100% nocturnal, so he would try to run away all night when everyone else was sleeping.
The reason I know him is because another friend of mine was defrauded into becoming a "summer camp counselor" by this organization during his freshman year at a prestigious college. They kept quiet about a lot of details when they hired him, and I had no idea what he was up to until he called me out of the blue less tha two weeks after he started and asked me borrow a minivan from a friend of ours and drive it to where he was located, 4 hours away, right away. I didn't ask questions because this bro never does anything without a good reason.
4 hours later I pull up on this fucked up 2 lane highway at midnight and I see my buddy. He opens the door, throws his shit in the van and runs off into the bushes. He comes back a few seconds later with a girl and a guy I don't recognize. They jump in the van. The girl is russian and very hot and speaks no english. The guy is Russian and speaks good english. He says he's on the run from the mafia after driving a truck with some guns to "east germany" and he plays acoustic guitar and sings on the ride back. The girl has a suitcase and the guy has only a backpack and his guitar. My buddy says I"m fucking this girl she's amazing I'm gonna marry her let's get out of here. We tried to get mafia dood settled and get him a job, but we made the mistake of looking for work he could do instead of work that involved being near diamonds. 20 years later my buddy is married to the russian chick and they have two kids. She speaks flawless English and picked up another language along the way and she's a kindergarten teacher at an expensive private school,
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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:10 AM Author: judgmental blue location
went to high school with a jewish dude whose dad owned a really well known steak house that was frequented by a lot of rich people and politicians. Kind of funny because now that I am an adult a lot of my peers like to go there to eat and hang out, tons of hot girls dressed up to the 9s there.
The guy I knew worked there all throughout high school. He was one of those guys who liked people to think that his dad was in the mafia, lots of cryptic "I don't know" answers when you asked him stuff about it. I think he just liked the image, and truth be told he was on a first name basis with a lot of big dogs around town, because he was the son of the restaurant owner that all of these people loved. I do know a few times when friends got speeding tickets in high school, he would say "let me handle it" and somehow the tickets were magically dropped, and this happened a bunch of times for a bunch of our friends, and none of them knew what he actually did to accomplish this.
Now this guy owns his own restaurant/steak house. I really only reconnected with him lately, he's kind of a strange guy, but I do know that he too has all sorts of crazy connections around town, including possible mafia types.
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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:25 AM Author: demanding big ceo ladyboy
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Marco Minuto, 36, Upper Saddle River, and Amanda Zahos, 22, of Whitehouse, were arrested and charged with heroin possession following a traffic stop at 12:53 a.m. on Oct. 15 on Route 22 at the Fountain Motel, police said.
They were also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and a hypodermic syringe and released pending a future court appearance, police said.
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Date: March 23rd, 2021 11:28 PM Author: Shivering comical gaping wrinkle
Yes, one of my HS classmates was the grandson of a former boss. His last name is well known locally as a mob name and you can google and read about grandpa and all the shit he did - drugs, running alcohol from Canada and the Appalachians during prohibition, loan sharking, gambling, racketeering, some murders and other enforcing, etc. - stereotypical mob stuff. The grandson in my class never talked about it but people would give him shit - he just wouldn’t acknowledge it. He was a slick dresser, clean cut, very polite, and a pretty good student - not at all a goombah.
There were a few kids with really Italian names who slicked back their hair, drove old Cadillacs, and talked with an accent (all of this was really out of place; they were sort of like the few wigger kids everyone felt bad for) who were just pretenders but wanted everyone to think they were connected.
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Date: March 24th, 2021 11:07 AM Author: bisexual ebony church building cuckold
I was on a booze cruise in the Bahamas and met a big titted woman from Colombia. I met her new husband, real tall sexy guy who gave off a power vibe big time. Was a "businessman." My wife's birthday was two days later (we never told them) and when my wife and I walked down to the beach to chill that day, there was a really elaborate tent set up. They'd thrown together a birthday party for her with a live rock band, elaborate cake, etc. Guests from the resort were out there, too, and a few of them were absolute ballers who were tight with our new friends.
Through conversations and our subsequent 10yr friendship, I figured out the business is narcotics. He's always inviting us out to do extreme sports at his compound and shit. Gonna take him up on it one of these days. Absolutely 180 dude, flew his wife to Florida to give birth to each of their kids, that are all now anchor babies.
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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Mind-boggling beta dysfunction newt
My Step-grandfather's only son was a Hells Angel who was tried for plotting to murder a cop or federal agent or something but was found not guilty. He was a total prole scumbag 5'6" fat ass who always wore fur coats and tons of jewelry and drove used luxury cars. He ended up being shot and killed during an argument in a restaurant with a fellow gang member.
Step-grandfather was a total stand up guy. Korean war vet, played semi-pro baseball and hockey, had an important diplomatic post, taught me to fish and play tennis.
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