ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: Maroon dilemma
"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM Author: Big-titted red set
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM Author: Maroon dilemma
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM Author: Jet Roommate
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: Maroon dilemma
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: curious lodge
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM Author: Insane orchestra pit
Asians and magic--any connection?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: cobalt provocative location
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"
"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words
'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM Author: Big-titted red set
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161) |
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Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM Author: Ocher gas station rigor
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)
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Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: curious lodge
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM Author: Diverse ticket booth
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM Author: Big-titted red set
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM Author: Maroon dilemma
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM Author: Jet Roommate
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?
A: Yes I do.
Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?
A: That is correct.
Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?
A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)
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Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: Bossy feces
how the hell did i miss this?
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: laughsome persian liquid oxygen
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: Big-titted red set
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: elite institution affirmative action
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM Author: 180 idiotic shrine wagecucks
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?
A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."
Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?
A: Yes.
Q: And what did you find inside?
A: Two subpoenas.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518) |
Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM Author: sickened native
bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Crusty Rehab Keepsake Machete
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."
"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"
- "why yes counselor, yes it is"
"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."
"Objection sustained."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling
I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.
II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.
For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.
Respectfully Submitted,
Without ME it's just AWESO
Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM Author: Exhilarant vengeful faggotry university
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."
Ms. Reagan: "Yes."
Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Titillating Sweet Tailpipe Menage
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Stubborn Sienna Spot Bbw
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726) |
Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: heady genital piercing field
Q: Enforceable?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874) |
Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM Author: Big-titted red set
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143) |
Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Hideous Address Ratface
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"
"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"
"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768) |
Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM Author: Glittery Free-loading Parlour Jap
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: curious lodge
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'
I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364) |
Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: Hideous Address Ratface
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209) |
Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: sickened native
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"
Opposing Counsel: LOL!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482) |
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Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: Hideous Address Ratface
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.
Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515) |
Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM Author: tantric passionate state voyeur
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM Author: Hideous Address Ratface
damn i just looked for this.
CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497) |
Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM Author: sickened native
In the upcoming lawsuit:
Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291) |
Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Electric Spruce Lettuce
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098) |
Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Soul-stirring Slap-happy Multi-billionaire Home
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107) |
Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM Author: Violet Generalized Bond
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516) |
Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM Author: Ultramarine Fighting Puppy
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384) |
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