Date: September 17th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline hominid
YOU SHOULD START TO LOOK
FOR A BIGGER PLACE
WITH A WIDE FRONT PORCH
AND SOME OPEN SPACE
AND A MASSIVE HAIR SYSTEM
‘CAUSE YOUR T'S TOO HIGH FOR YOUR SCALP
MAYBE SOMEWHERE ELSE
WHERE IT’S LESS CRAMPED
THAN THAT SMALL TRI-STATE
APARTMENT
YOU NEED WAY MORE HAIR
‘CAUSE YOUR T'S TOO HIGH FOR YOUR SCALP
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OCEAN'S RISE AND CITIES FALL
WHAT THE HELL'S THE POINT OF IT ALL?
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YOUR HEART’S 5'9.5 TALL
YOUR APARTMENT – IT’S WAY TOO SMALL
THOSE MAZDA 3S WERE SITTING THERE
HYUNDAI, SUBARU, WHO THE FUCK CARES
YOU PICKED ONE OUT
AND BROUGHT IT HOME TO YOUR HOUSE
FOUR CUP HOLDERS AND ALL WHEEL DRIVE
YOU CAN DRINK YOUR JUICE, OH WHAT JOY
AND YOU CAN PARK THE THING
SAFE AND SOUND AT YOUR HOUSE
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YOUR NORWOOD IS NICE, IT’S TRUE
BUT YOU DESERVE AN OCEAN, TOO
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A DONOR AREA WITH A MILLION HAIRS
COULD MAYBE COVER A SCALP LIKE YOURS
OOH
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I LIKE YOUR SCALP, BUT THIS IS IT
YOU NEED MORE HAIR, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,
ON SECOND THOUGHT – THERE’S PROBABLY NOT
A DONOR AREA THAT COVERS SCALP YOU’VE GOT
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SYSTEM DESIGN, 400K, NORWOOD 5.5
OCEANS RISE AND CITIES FALL
OCEANS RISE AND CITIES FALL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4924152&forum_id=2#43134998)