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How did CSLG learn how to litigate straight out of law school?

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histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
jew
metal pozpig
  09/28/21
hes obviously really smart, and it's not rocket science
Peach Balding Pit
  09/28/21
You need experience though. I’m a litigator and a 5th ...
histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
You really don't.
coral degenerate abode
  09/28/21
I don’t need experience or I don’t know shit?
histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
Need experience.
coral degenerate abode
  09/28/21
you even assuming the negative intent needed for the latter ...
Peach Balding Pit
  09/28/21
tons of stories of people hanging a shingle right out lolsch...
gold jewess parlour
  09/28/21
Some of the richest lawyers in Texas, if not the richest (Bu...
coral degenerate abode
  09/28/21
almost all of the most highly successful people in the world...
gold jewess parlour
  09/28/21
that's me right now and its scary
spectacular indian lodge place of business
  09/28/21
https://vimeo.com/417365960
Nighttime center
  09/28/21
that dillon musician is crazy talented and his vids are surr...
disgusting bull headed institution jap
  09/28/21
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Marvelous rose locus codepig
  09/28/21
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chrome soggy hominid spot
  09/28/21
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flatulent dilemma
  09/28/21
I think I made 1.2 million net my 5th year out of law school...
fragrant headpube
  09/28/21
Come on man all this signals is that you got pissed at the r...
Marvelous rose locus codepig
  09/28/21
Biglaw firms are really good at making their associates feel...
Ocher nubile church building
  09/28/21
Credited. I hate all that fiddle futzing around. Just get it...
Marvelous rose locus codepig
  09/28/21
Cr. If you want to litigate, chasing prestige is one of the ...
Citrine stubborn senate therapy
  09/28/21
cr. he was editor of a T15 law review
Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Set Nowag
  09/28/21
he had a mentor
indecent theatre
  09/28/21
Who? Harrison Barnes? Lmao
histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
yes, harrison barnes, known cocaine abuser
Turquoise sinister dysfunction
  09/28/21
he's more a salesman than a lawyer hth
up-to-no-good trailer park milk
  09/28/21
Some are just born with it.
umber titillating reading party range
  09/28/21
Not to suck the guy's dick, but he's smart (he was top of hi...
cowardly fanboi hell
  09/28/21
it's not really a litigation practice bro it's a marketing p...
Dashing wine philosopher-king
  09/28/21
Yeah but art he end of the day u need to be able to litigate...
histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
lol have you ever seen what goes on in state court bro? if ...
Dashing wine philosopher-king
  09/28/21
this. seeing the quality of your average shitlawyer is al...
gold jewess parlour
  09/28/21
Don’t you sometimes go up against biglaw firms (eg TTs...
histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
The big firms are even worse at litigation than the shit def...
fragrant headpube
  09/29/21
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big locale juggernaut
  09/28/21
He's Jewish
Pearly Karate
  09/28/21
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Jade Scourge Upon The Earth University
  09/28/21
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Submissive Passionate Temple Death Wish
  09/28/21
He's and industry plant
Walnut Fat Ankles
  09/28/21
Straight Outta Law School
galvanic site sex offender
  09/28/21
relevant to my interests
Arousing masturbator psychic
  09/28/21
Dog bite cases require specialist knowledge.
flesh prole
  09/28/21
Lol no they dont. I settled one for 450k and another for 300...
fragrant headpube
  09/28/21
My only dog bite case I settled for $850k.
Irradiated yarmulke resort
  09/28/21
That’s not dog bite that’s dog eat.
motley ticket booth
  09/28/21
WTF man I thought only chandler gets those cases.
flesh prole
  09/28/21
180
excitant friendly grandma
  09/28/21
Were you involved with the Alex Trebek dog case?
primrose turdskin corner
  09/29/21
No idea what you're talking about.
fragrant headpube
  09/29/21
he litigates?
Painfully Honest Market
  09/28/21
yea i thought he just sent demand letters and took/defended ...
Turquoise sinister dysfunction
  09/29/21
I don't defend depos ever anymore. I have people to do those...
fragrant headpube
  09/29/21
I have like 250 cases in litigation, brother.
fragrant headpube
  09/29/21
if he has a bunch of good cases, most of the time they're go...
Slate vibrant lay party of the first part
  09/28/21
Dont you need experience to “issue spot” and ide...
histrionic organic girlfriend
  09/28/21
are you flame? in PI you just need someone who got seriousl...
Slate vibrant lay party of the first part
  09/28/21
It would probably help if lolschools taught their students h...
topaz pistol cruise ship
  09/28/21


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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: metal pozpig

jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43190927)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: Peach Balding Pit

hes obviously really smart, and it's not rocket science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43190932)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

You need experience though. I’m a litigator and a 5th year and feel like I don’t know shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191102)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: coral degenerate abode

You really don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191226)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:57 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

I don’t need experience or I don’t know shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191257)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: coral degenerate abode

Need experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192425)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:57 PM
Author: Peach Balding Pit

you even assuming the negative intent needed for the latter interpretation is telling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192773)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: gold jewess parlour

tons of stories of people hanging a shingle right out lolschool and maeking it.

you're always going to feel like you don't know shit. it's terrifying. you gotta get over that though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191471)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: coral degenerate abode

Some of the richest lawyers in Texas, if not the richest (Buzbee, and Arnold & Itkin) all spent less than a year a Susman before saying fuck it and flying solo. I can't imagine they learned much about PI work in six months at Susman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192447)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: gold jewess parlour

almost all of the most highly successful people in the world just said "fuck it, i'll figure it out as i go". i think this is especially true with lolyers since so many of us our risk adverse cucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192546)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: spectacular indian lodge place of business

that's me right now and its scary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192560)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: Nighttime center

https://vimeo.com/417365960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192566)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: disgusting bull headed institution jap

that dillon musician is crazy talented and his vids are surreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193652)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous rose locus codepig



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:36 PM
Author: chrome soggy hominid spot



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: flatulent dilemma



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: fragrant headpube

I think I made 1.2 million net my 5th year out of law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192554)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Marvelous rose locus codepig

Come on man all this signals is that you got pissed at the random biglaw partner on here who called you trash and pointed out that he made more than a million a year. Why do you need to respond to that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193748)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Ocher nubile church building

Biglaw firms are really good at making their associates feel like shit and making easy tasks seem impossible. Nothing is actually that difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193713)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous rose locus codepig

Credited. I hate all that fiddle futzing around. Just get it done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193741)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Citrine stubborn senate therapy

Cr. If you want to litigate, chasing prestige is one of the stupidest things you can do. T14, Law review, biglaw, AUSA, clerkship etc. - none of that shit matters. You should have the smarts to do all of that but don't actually do it. Find a good shitlaw mentor and off you go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193755)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Learning Disabled Set Nowag

cr. he was editor of a T15 law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193399)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: indecent theatre

he had a mentor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43190967)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

Who? Harrison Barnes? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191104)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: Turquoise sinister dysfunction

yes, harrison barnes, known cocaine abuser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191482)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good trailer park milk

he's more a salesman than a lawyer hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191106)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: umber titillating reading party range

Some are just born with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191113)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: cowardly fanboi hell

Not to suck the guy's dick, but he's smart (he was top of his class at like UT or UCLA or something) and bold and creative (the bulk of the uncertainty young lawyers feel about the way things work is them being too big of a pussy to just go and do what they think should be the way to do it -- sometimes you get laughed at and have to go back and do shit the way everyone else does it; other times you can invent a better way).

As much as he talks about networking (which is obviously important) and implies that it's all about being a super-extrovert, I don't think that's true at all. I know some truly weird dudes -- scrawny little bespectacled fucks who Street Clients viscerally hate -- who nonetheless do great business by just putting themselves out there again and again, even though they have no natural skill whatsoever at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191148)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Dashing wine philosopher-king

it's not really a litigation practice bro it's a marketing practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191170)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

Yeah but art he end of the day u need to be able to litigate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191214)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Dashing wine philosopher-king

lol have you ever seen what goes on in state court bro? if you have an IQ over 110 and have actually read anything in the file you're golden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191229)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:37 PM
Author: gold jewess parlour

this.

seeing the quality of your average shitlawyer is all you need to see to know you'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191467)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:41 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

Don’t you sometimes go up against biglaw firms (eg TTs old firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192711)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: fragrant headpube

The big firms are even worse at litigation than the shit defense firms. I love going up against big firms. Once they get their billing in, they overpay through the nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43194532)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 1:58 PM
Author: big locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191259)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: Pearly Karate

He's Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191268)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Jade Scourge Upon The Earth University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191436)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:37 PM
Author: Submissive Passionate Temple Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191464)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: Walnut Fat Ankles

He's and industry plant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43191273)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: galvanic site sex offender

Straight Outta Law School

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192594)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 6:59 PM
Author: Arousing masturbator psychic

relevant to my interests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43192783)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:16 PM
Author: flesh prole

Dog bite cases require specialist knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193396)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: fragrant headpube

Lol no they dont. I settled one for 450k and another for 300k last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193499)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Irradiated yarmulke resort

My only dog bite case I settled for $850k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193749)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: motley ticket booth

That’s not dog bite that’s dog eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193757)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: flesh prole

WTF man I thought only chandler gets those cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193774)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: excitant friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193986)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:51 AM
Author: primrose turdskin corner

Were you involved with the Alex Trebek dog case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43194650)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: fragrant headpube

No idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43195365)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Market

he litigates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193660)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:43 AM
Author: Turquoise sinister dysfunction

yea i thought he just sent demand letters and took/defended depositions here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43194999)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: fragrant headpube

I don't defend depos ever anymore. I have people to do those things. I take them once in a blue moon because they are fun. But prior to being as big I did everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43195014)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: fragrant headpube

I have like 250 cases in litigation, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43195011)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Slate vibrant lay party of the first part

if he has a bunch of good cases, most of the time they're gonna settle or result in him getting paid. maybe he needed to cut in somebody for expertise at the beginning, but maybe not. getting the phone calls is the tough part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193796)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

Dont you need experience to “issue spot” and identify good cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193911)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: Slate vibrant lay party of the first part

are you flame? in PI you just need someone who got seriously hurt and you can usually figure out somebody to sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193994)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:59 PM
Author: topaz pistol cruise ship

It would probably help if lolschools taught their students how to practice law but that would make too much sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931694&forum_id=2#43193983)