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Believers: do you think you’ll remember your human life in Heaven?
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:54 AM Author: red goal in life market If so, how will you remember without your brain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987968) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:57 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse [assumes facts not in evidence] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987986) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:58 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy asking believers what they think assumes nothing. you are an idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987993) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:00 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse [guy who needs to have the objection explained to him] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988002) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy yeah go ahead.
The title literally is addressed to "Believers". You and I both know who that means and who it does not.
The question goes on to ask what these people "think" heaven will be like.
since believers are people who believe in heaven, the question is only directed to those who take the underlying fact as true. it is not addressed to those who would not. the fact of heaven is "in evidence" for every "believer".
i would love to see an explanation otherwise. |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:07 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse The OP presupposes that dead believers had brains to begin with. That was the joke, genius. Now it's not funny because I've had to explain it to you. Thanks for spoiling it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988036) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:08 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988040) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:14 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home this is the "humor" a redditor finds insightful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988066) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:15 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office Calling a blind follower of ancient Jewish doctrine brainless is both funny AND accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988072) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:19 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home (e.g.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988089) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office Listen, I love jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988130) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:20 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse As a believer, it's almost like you will be ever hearing but never understanding. You will be ever seeing but never perceiving. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988094) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home lol go play playroom hotdog ya freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988106) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:26 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse Look, your cohort asked me to explain a pretty straightforward objection. It's not like the objection was coming out of left field. The board knows that much of the educated world thinks religion is a mental virus that inhibits reasoning, and that I subscribe to that opinion. I explained the joke like he asked and then you got mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988126) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home You're the one fuming and having to explain ur reddit-tier humor, but what would one expect from the type of r/atheism deep thinker who thinks "religion is a mental virus" lmao? A real Chris Hitchens here!
Protip: whatever you believe for the origins of this existence is 10000x dumber. Forever hearing but never understanding indeed.
Also, stop raping your adopted son and get a haircut please. |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:34 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse I think your furious little screed speaks for itself little dude. Don't get into fights on topics you can't win. And calling the person you disagree with a pedophile or defaming him is pretty clear evidence of a loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988166) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:37 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home "Don't get into fights on topics you can't win!" he mewled as he ran arms flailing from the thread.
Look, I just don't think it's appropriate for you to rape your adopted Asian son and poast about making "chocolate" with him for years on end. Is asking you to cut it out really so much to ask?
But hey, feel free to ignore the request to stop raping ur kid and respond with anything substantive. |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:25 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy that was a terrible joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988123) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:28 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse No, it was objectively a pretty good little joke. Dry, just subtle enough for nonbelievers to get it but mentally-impaired believers would not. As evidenced ... It was one of my better ones.
“Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand." |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:33 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988161) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:35 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse grr grr just who is *really* fuming, my little blank bumper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988170) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:38 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home time to flee the thread, spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988182) |
Date: February 18th, 2022 9:55 AM Author: sepia pistol Yes, and all other human lives my soul has experienced as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987972) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:56 AM Author: red goal in life market Is reincarnation biblical? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987980) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: sepia pistol Yes, the soul is immortal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988154) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:36 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse how is reincarnation biblical? Where should we look? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988176) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse Wilber, I'm going to have to ask for some specificity here. Where in the bible is reincarnation credited? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988197) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:49 AM Author: sepia pistol And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which sees the Son, and believes on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. John 6:40 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988229) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:59 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy I don't believe your Orthodox faith supports this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987996) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office Let's check the sacred jewish writings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988016) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:57 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office The poasters in this thread have been slated for culling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987982) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:57 AM Author: Fuchsia boiling water It would be terrifying to remember your life if there are people that you knew but aren't with you in heaven. Also remembering means you would assumedly be aware of time which means you are aware of the concept in heaven. An eternity of anything seems like hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987984) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:00 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse "theologists" all talk about this. Our life here is supposed to be an opportunity to sharpen us up for eternal life. We wont be able to deal w it if we are filled w bad habits and evil deeds. Also after we die, if we have sufficiently bettered ourselves while here on earth. we get a lot of dross burnt off--our very bodily rages, lusts, hungers, all get transformed into something that won't be a terrible burden to carry through eternity.
Or something like that. Blah blah blah--it's all just games. |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:01 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office Lmao you've gone full primitive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988006) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:09 AM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse No I just know the dreck their CS Lewis theologians talk. It's not anything too complicated.
There's also more than a handful of sci fi writers who have the same premise. |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:51 AM Author: exciting unhinged nursing home (guy who's definitely smarter than CS Lewis)
lol are the sci fi writers in question the rick and morty dudes? know ur a big "pickle rick" fan, like most online atheist intellectuals
EDIT: holy shit LMAO had no idea just did a quick search https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108190&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 19th, 2022 7:46 PM Author: Tantric Talking Bawdyhouse I didn’t say I was smarter. He’s way smarter than me. That doesn’t mean his religion couldn’t cause him to make mistakes in his reasoning. And it has.
The sci finauthor I had in mind has a Hispanic name. He had a series about how souls were transported to a planet with a river that wound around the whole planet and you’d die and wake up on the riverbank w some strange task you couldn’t sort out.
Edit. Sometimes I really wish we had a screening function here. Some conversations are so repetitive. Let’s let the idiots have their own room or something so they don’t clutter up the board and make everything so painfully slow m |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:19 AM Author: Sickened Lascivious Headpube Nah this isn’t Cr. You need to do your research as there are a bunch of misconceptions in this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988088) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: Fuchsia boiling water Help me out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988109) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:58 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy Yes, I think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987988) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 9:59 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office You're a dumbass tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43987997) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:00 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy cool it jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988004) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:10 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office Check the copyright on your holy book dumbass lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988049) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:04 AM Author: mischievous vibrant cumskin id rather not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988019) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:18 AM Author: Sickened Lascivious Headpube Your consciousness is maintained in your spirit breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988084) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:46 AM Author: red goal in life market Is that in the Bible? Does “consciousness” include memories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988209) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Garnet mewling affirmative action principal's office Better check the jewish sources lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988250) |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 11:01 AM Author: Heady Useless Brakes Death Wish actually, this is a good question.
yes in a way, no in another.
yes, you remember your past as they are part of your particular judgment. no, in that once you have the beatific vision, that's really all you are focused on unless god allows you/commands you to do something else with your attention. what point are memories if you never dwell on them?
i don't know that there are definitive answers, but i think this is a general thumbnail answer most believers would agree upon at least in broad strokes. |
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Date: February 18th, 2022 11:02 AM Author: frum love of her life ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43988294) |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 1:21 AM Author: spectacular place of business crackhouse I hope not jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43997023) |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 1:22 AM Author: histrionic corn cake no one is going to heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5034778&forum_id=2#43997028) |