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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM Author: big casino Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.
She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.
Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.
Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.
She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.
With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.
He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.
"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: Cheese-eating Fragrant Boistinker do you share these stories with anyone else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: big casino At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.
To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-( |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM Author: misunderstood roast beef you give me nightmares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM Author: abusive twisted forum This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731) |
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