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Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it...
Razzle self-absorbed keepsake machete halford
  10/24/06
do you share these stories with anyone else?
brindle awkward wrinkle newt
  10/24/06
At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked ...
Razzle self-absorbed keepsake machete halford
  10/24/06
you give me nightmares
arousing wine ceo rigpig
  10/24/06
hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier
Deep passionate macaca
  10/24/06
This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigation...
mewling elastic band
  10/24/06
This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mothe...
Soul-stirring Federal Hunting Ground
  10/24/06
i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. ...
Deep passionate macaca
  10/24/06
What the fuck?
Learning Disabled Hot Dilemma Brethren
  10/24/06
By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the...
Hairless Cruise Ship
  10/24/06
Hilarious.
light angry french chef people who are hurt
  10/24/06
It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.
Razzle self-absorbed keepsake machete halford
  10/25/06
Some of us find surrealism very erotic.
Brilliant outnumbered stock car chapel
  10/25/06
You say potato...
Low-t mediation
  10/26/06
Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.
Bossy dashing windowlicker personal credit line
  10/26/06
not enough
Electric Brunch Striped Hyena
  12/05/07
...
Electric Brunch Striped Hyena
  12/06/07
bounty the quicker picker upper
Mentally Impaired Tanning Salon Mother
  03/02/08
nothing but cobwebs
nofapping abode
  04/23/08
*sweep sweep*
unholy juggernaut kitty cat
  04/23/08


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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed keepsake machete halford

Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.

She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.

Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.

Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.

She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.

With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.

He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.

"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845521)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: brindle awkward wrinkle newt

do you share these stories with anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed keepsake machete halford

At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.

To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845570)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: arousing wine ceo rigpig

you give me nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: Deep passionate macaca

hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM
Author: mewling elastic band

This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Federal Hunting Ground

This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: Deep passionate macaca

i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Hot Dilemma Brethren

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM
Author: Hairless Cruise Ship

By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: light angry french chef people who are hurt

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913)





Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed keepsake machete halford

It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785)





Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM
Author: Brilliant outnumbered stock car chapel

Some of us find surrealism very erotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: Low-t mediation

You say potato...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: Bossy dashing windowlicker personal credit line

Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012)





Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Electric Brunch Striped Hyena

not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832)





Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Electric Brunch Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Tanning Salon Mother

bounty the quicker picker upper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: nofapping abode

nothing but cobwebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: unholy juggernaut kitty cat

*sweep sweep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515)